The Chateau Diaries #312 Stephanie Jarvis, you stupid girl, why is your Patreon account "under review"?!

[C'est moi]

Too fatty…

I don't think Sweeny Todd was all that bothered . And, as history tells us, meat pies in victorian times were questionable! Just like the Bamboo Garden in Guildford! And shithole de liarsland. Maybe the guest-fans would eat anything to feel full up.

 

[M&MsMom]

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I see I called it right.
Except for Stephanie and her family, there is literally no one related to that chateau that I dislike more than Brenda. NOBODY.

 

[Imperious Me]

Ricotta was bad enough, but adding peaches was bizarre. Caprese, it wasn’t - classic or otherwise!

An original she can use in her cook book.. Marie's own Caprese...

 

[C'est moi]

Next step: bring your own food. In exchange for 75 euro, you'll then be allowed to eat it from one of the Marie Antoinette plates.

Maybe it's the guests that have been stealing Lancelot and Rubys' food! In starving desperation!!
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His tree work probably starts in the autumn.

Maybe about November time...

 

[NotAChatelaine]

An original she can use in her cook book.. Marie's own Caprese...

Marie’s special: the Capricious Caprese?

 

[C'est moi]

Potty the little tit also looks like James Nesbitt just saying do you agree?

NO. And I just had to remind myself who James Nesbitt is. As I said before, I think he bares a striking resemblance to Jordan Prentice but without the talent. And a bit more height...

 

[Imperious Me]

Agreed, though I think that had more to do with the taste for power she developed. When her inside info ran out and she began the stale double speak she climbed on her high horse and caught an attitude. I’ve always felt that had a lot to do with new tattlers questioning everything about Clara. Suddenly she became “she who must not be questioned”.

I didn't question her, but I was really surprised at the hostile responses to those who did.. Then in the end when she was being cunty I did say something but at that point it seemed she'd either been hacked or had been fooling us all along.
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That would make it even more ridiculous 75 euro for a saucer full of nothing and bring your own wine.......classic

They provide their own birthday cakes too, otherwise they get a firework in the worlds teeniest lemon meringue..

 

[Iolair]

I didn't realise we were putting in dibbs on @HalcyonOrganic 's leftovers! I'm going to need some support and succour in a few weeks after my knee op. I'd like to be noted for top row middle OR middle row left. Thank you kindly.

I was going to choose him originally, till I spotted sleepy guy... who frankly, I could climb like a tree!

 

[C'est moi]

I was going to choose him originally, till I spotted sleepy guy... who frankly, I could climb like a tree!

I don't think I'll be able to climb stairs for a few weeks after the op, let alone Mr Sleepy! I was thinking of something more... spiritual

 

[Imperious Me]

Probably because she always films on the same day of the week as she is only in the land of lies for the guest dinners. And he will always work the same days.

Will Nick the Tree Guy ever return? Even though he's a bit difficult to understand, I'd rather watch him than Davy dishwasher.

Never let on if you like anyone there, she gets rid of them if they become popular..
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... maybe the staff decided that they no longer want to eat with Fanny and Phiphi?

Absolutely Amaury and Nutti decided that, but I can't imagine Grant wouldn't have joined in if he'd been included... Dan used to when he lived there..

 

[Iolair]

I see I called it right.
Except for Stephanie and her family, there is literally no one related to that chateau that I dislike more than Brenda. NOBODY.

For me it was always Dan. I heartily disliked him the moment I laid eyes on him. He's a poor excuse for a man, with no redeeming features whatsoever. I have always felt that he was sly, even more so than Snorts, and that's saying something! However, I overcame my dislike of Dan by simply pretending he's dead. Dead, buried and forgotten. It works for me, and it works well. After hitting the "don't recommend channel" option on YouTube, he doesn't come into my orbit at all. It's lovely!

 

[ComtesseRose]

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The Chateau Diaries #313 Let them eat porcelain! They have to since the food portions are so miserly! | Tattle Life

Reported

 

[Imperious Me]

Why the hell tell her and why didn’t Stephanie respect her Patrons enough to release this information herself? Why does someone have to send private messages to idiot Brenda to ask questions about a patron account which she says she has nothing to do with?

“we have been told there will be a new video released to patrons on Wednesday, 19th June 24. Stephanie will give an update in relation to
the interrupted service experienced by patrons last week, If you have any further concerns that haven't been addressed in the video, please send a private message via the Patreon portal & I am sure someone will get back to you with further clarification.”
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Yep, and he wants to keep the money flowing in, by any means possible. I think he is a petulant, disagreeable, lazy, entitled, bullying piece of crap.

Self preservation at everyone else's expense