I would hope that the French taxing authorities would take interest, as I seriously doubt she is paying taxes on the "Adopt A Star" timeshare revenue. While the money is "allegedly" going to the chapel, neither the chapel nor the farmhouse are labeled "monument historique" or considered of cultural significance, AND both are for private use only as "Fanny's Folly." Tsk tsk, it could very well bite co-owners Nick Larkin and Michael Potts in the bums as well.
She also instructed hundreds of viewers how to send a gift to her in France and evade French taxation on the packages. Nutty sent emails to viewers, explaining what information had to be written on the packages in order to evade gift taxes. Recall at one time she was receiving so many gifts That almost an entire mail truck had to be dedicated to taking packages to the dump. She has evaded paying taxes on hundreds of thousands of dollars in gifts that she received for years through the crap unwrapped channel ( which was the brain child of hyper Hanni).
Yep those fuckers missed the wedding. Everyone else arrived the night before Viv kept mentioning everyone working etc Fanny and Snorts don't and they missed the wedding. Permasmile looked nice.
In today's Manor & Maker vlog it was interesting to see that guests were at their place milling about prior to the wedding. Friends and guests were helping to set up for the party. Guests then greeted Steve & Sara when they came down the stairs and then it appers that the bride & groom, along with their guests, all walked together to the Marie's office for the ceremony. Except Fanny & Snorty!
In Fanny's previous CD I got the vibes that Fanny & Snorty arrived late for Steve & Sara's wedding - par for the course, because they always arrive late wherever they are going. They got lost driving the lanes of the town and arrived on the backside of Steve & Sara's chateau. When they drove into Steve & Sara's place the chateau was set up for a party, but it was empty. Cleary, everyone had already left for the Marie's office for the ceremony. Fanny, Snorty & Ratso rushed along the lane on their own to the wedding. How bloody rude to be late for the wedding!
Just out of curiosity this morning I decided to see if this was reflected in her Graphtreon stats. It’s too soon for that. Or so I thought. While her numbers aren’t yet showing anything her Patreon pause is, very subtly. Look at Fanny’s picture at upper left. It’s blurred out. When you click on it, straight to the “page is unavailable” black screen of death!
Philip trained in art history? The uneducated child thought the Renaissance was in the 1800s.
Philip isn’t even well read on art, design or anything. He has not completed his degree in ‘acting’ and is continually shown on the vlogs displaying an unpleasant, ‘me, me, me, me’ ‘my,my,my’ ‘mine,mine,mine’ selfish greedy character.
Stephanie will never leave her aunt and uncle alone. They don’t need her and the useless loser Philip down at their new home in the south of France, casing their new home and going through their possessions on video, Stephaniehas no boundaries with people, and feels entitled to intrude in every aspect of their lives if it will give her content. Is she doing it to harass Amaury? Is there a cut off date for her to stop filming her aunt, uncle, and Amaury ( if he moves to the south of France with Ñutty after getting married)? Why won’t she stop harassing them?
Sex pest Phillip is creepy as shit hugging Pavlina. I don’t think she enjoyed that interaction. Disappointed to see that Pavlina returned to the Dump.
Why is Annalise hanging out at the Dump constantly? What is her end game? Is she a new paid cast member? I know that she was the one who first wanted to get her and Dan to do a YouTube channel after he first arrived at the dump? Is she trying to gain exposure to attempt another channel or just appear as content for Stephanie?
It appears that 6 pound, 2.7 kilogram Ratso gets a heartier meal and more food than B and B guests paying 75 euros. He also has to do fewer tricks before being fed unlike B and B guests.
I actually have less faith in Patreon.......which is why I'm not all that excited. It is what it is..........I'm sure we won't know the whole story, whatever the outcome. I think I'd say I'm cautiously optimistic.
Very recently, I reported a pin to Pinterest. It was from Shi cloth. I liked the clothes but when I read the reviews I realised they were misrepresenting their line. The photos they used had been misappropriated from a Scandinavian company and they were sending out totally different items to customers. Pinterest said they would review the case then said they were doing nothing about it, however, shortly afterwards Shi cloth pins were no longer appearing.
As @Griftwood said, Stephanie will be shitting herself. I hope it's total chaos over at LL tonight.
He conserves the tablecloths by sending them to the launderette, silverware cleaned by Mary Poppins one or twice a year and the tableware washed by by Dishcloth Dave. He should look for a conservator's job at the V and A!
Please someone who isn't banned ask where Snorts completed his art historian training and qualification he gained!!
He forgot to attach his college degree in art history but luckily Ruby sent me a photo.Philip has completed a degree in the fine art of bullshitting Which he mistakenly calls training in art history.
It is so hard to keep up around here. Sometimes I catch them & sometimes I miss them. I hope the recent birthday hell hounds had a special day. Here are a couple throwbacks to years gone by.
Unfortunately, there are so many tartlets facing health issues. I guess that’s life. I’m sorry for what you are all dealing with, each in your different ways. I’m glad that Stephanie has brought us all together from around the world, it’s the best thing she’s ever done. Please keep fighting and remember laughter is the best medicine, along with sweet, sweet Miller Lite.
UvulaDonor said:
Can anyone do a photoshop of poorman's consort with no hair. I just get the feeling that we've been wrong all along and he actually looks better with various hair arrangements, than bald.
Enjoy your concert @ComtesseRose full report on the tattler desk in the morning please.
I realise now that I was remiss with my thanks on the last thread, so thank you to all. You keep me amused and saine.
I find that I can't watch Despicable fanny and Thrush, or in fact any of the dump crew, for more than a couple of seconds at a time. So all you tattlers, your input is excellent. I thank each and everyone of you for taking one for the team.
@JackSpratt her fans may not keep shelling out much longer. Not because the penny's dropped but because the old fools have dropped dead! She will see them in their graves before she gives up the grift, so callous is she.
Good to hear you are having a break in the rain and better weather is arriving for you. We are definitely moving into summer. Last couple of days tapping on 30° which is my perfect summer temperature. Helps stop all the aches and pains!
As happenstance would have it I was in Pezenas last week. No Jarvis' or Richmonds were spotted as I believe all had left the country or were out of the country at that point. All the overpriced shit shops, sorry brocunts, were open. They will certainly be a magnet for the gruesome twosome. We looked for a restaurant to eat but they were all busy with very pale skinned brits in pastel coloured clothing so we gave it a swerve and headed back to Béziers for a quick lunch on the allées Paul Riquet. Not Le Cristal. I was recently informed that not only was this establishment popular with brits and the local belligerent population but also with all the winos as the bar will continue serving them when other bars won't. Now who did we see there recently who appears to drink a lot, always with a glass in hand... hmm.
I actually had the most amazing week. I saw the new orthopaedic surgeon and he has said that a new knee prosthesis is an absolute must. The interior is completely fucked and no amount of cortisone or hyaluronic acid will give any relief. But only half knee as the exterior side is normal and intact. I could have jumped up and kissed him. I'm booked in for early July!
Yesterday, I saw the new rhumatalogue. OMG, what a star. He concurred with the orthopaedic surgeon that the interior of the knee is completely fucked and that while injections may bring some relief it's not the solution. So everything is moving forward in the right direction. I fully intend walking another stretch of the Puglian aqueduct and swimming in the Ionian sea again later on this year. My goals.
So my dear @JackSpratt and all other tattlers with health issues keep pushing forward and insist upon 2nd, 3rd or even 4th opinions. The two so-called "specialists" I saw previously were just quacks, in no way concerned for the health of their patient. Just getting the cash in. They were happy to condemn me to a life of invalidity, in 5 years time when they wanted to operate I would be 68 by which time no doubt the rest of my mobility would have gone along with my mental health.
So I wish to all you hags, hellhounds, witches, bitches and trolls the good fortune that I have recently received. Today is my birthday and as my people have to be at work during the day I have you guys to keep me company Geminis rock
At least 15 years ago, it may be more when the go fund me Craze started, I immediately went out and purchased life insurance on my two children. My husband thought it was morbid, but I did not want to be that person that had a hat out begging if my children needed a funeral now go fund me Patreon et are a way of life and I do not buy into it!!
Just recently someone we know passed away at a very young age I think 42 and his friends or family set up a GoFundMe for his funeral and a fundraiser at a local bar and I looked at it and I thought about it and I thought oh maybe I’ll donate something and then I see his wife on the book of face bragging about her arm tattoo and I thought to myself self if I had $500 to buy an arm tattoo, I would probably put that towards my husband‘s funeral instead of asking strangers to bury my husband. Maybe I’m old maybe I’m old fashion but if you can afford pleasures in life , vacation, alcohol, cigarettes , wallpaper you don’t really need me or anyone else to fund your lifestyle. I get it little children aren’t responsible for what their parents do in my town. All the schools have free breakfast and lunch and I see the parents of the children at the little market down from my restaurant buying cases of beer, lottery tickets and cigarettes and we still collect money for shoes for kidsbecause parents are so flipping irresponsible they don’t take care of their children so, Of course, I’ll donate to shoes for kids. My current charities I support if anyone wants a cute tshirt spreadspencerssparkle.com ok rant over.
Gosh, I'm honoured - thank you for the title. ComtesseRose special thanks to you for our new thread and keeping our little gang of 15 hags & hellhounds rolling along.
That CD vlog was especially odd & boring. It's raining heavily, not raining, raining heavily, not raining - let's have a BBQ on a very rainy day. More timey-wimey.
- does anyone recognize the ugly blue Mummy outfit Fanny is wearing? It looks like a 1980's Emaus bargain bin purchase)
- Grunt & his daughter have returned from their road trip from the south. Fanny made it look like Grunt was doing another BBQ, but I believe that dinner was from the BBQ the previous week! That giant salad FRK was making was served the previous week when Tante & Once were there. It was also a very sunny evening in the background, but it had been a very rainy day. Also, why didn't Fanny show everyone sitting down together for dinner - just her own plate of food at an empty table?
- Potty crawled back from Monaco to the shitoo, and into Fanny's bed, in middle of the night and he was more smug than ever
- 9 minutes of Potty and Fanny vomiting superlatives about the crayon-box chapel (I skipped forward when Fanny compared the chapel to Daddy's paintings)
- Jump Monkey Jump - Tattle comments that Snorty has no friends and voila Anna & Tim suddenly appear! Snorty is entertaining his 'friends' like he's a 1950's housewife. I felt major Mummy vibes when Fanny entered the winter salon to say hello. I thought the next words out of Fanny's mouth were going to be, ''I'll call your mother's and ask if you can both stay for dinner''.
- What does Snorty have in common to talk about with his 20-something friends?
would you like to see my collection of tablecloths?
let me show you my newest tureen?
there is this 70-year-old woman named Wendy who makes me the cutest felt animals and I hide them all around the shitoo
my porcelain are like my family, so I stay up all night scouring online auctions to collect all the family members
- Fanny left the porsche at the Limoges Airport and says many people having been asking about the Porsche
- says that Andrew still owns it, but he has offered to sell it to her for €26,000, interest free, payable over payable over 1-2 years
- Fanny:
feels safe in the Porsche
can edit in the Porsche while Snorty drives without feeling sick
would prefer a convertible
says Mummy thinks she should buy, but will wait until Mummy & Percy drive in it
says Snorty doesn't mind either way - BS
asks patrons what the poor little princess should do
Joyeux anniversaire @C’est moi
I hope you have had a wonderful day down south
Have been even quieter than usual on here as just out of hospital having had the bottom half of my colon removed (yes sadly a big C diagnosis a few weeks ago) But hopefully on the road to recovery now
Didn’t have the energy or headspace to read about the despicable grifter for last couple of weeks …. have just read through the last thread & surprise surprise I see nothing at all has changed.
The obsessive spending on utter tasteless useless tat continues.
Fanny launches the idea of another big plan that will never happen & the egregious lies to grab peoples money as much as she can continues.
Karma is sure as hell taking its time …….
Very recently, I reported a pin to Pinterest. It was from Shi cloth. I liked the clothes but when I read the reviews I realised they were misrepresenting their line. The photos they used had been misappropriated from a Scandinavian company and they were sending out totally different items to customers. Pinterest said they would review the case then said they were doing nothing about it, however, shortly afterwards Shi cloth pins were no longer appearing.
As @Griftwood said, Stephanie will be shitting herself. I hope it's total chaos over at LL tonight.
I’d bet good money the rest of the grifting Fannyverse and hangers on are quietly shitting themselves! Thank goodness the wiki has the receipts along with sleuth extraordinaire @KiKiGee because there will lots of deletions and frantic edits tonight! I wonder how much of PhiPhi’s fine pawwwwwselaine Fanny’s has already smashed?!?
This is the thing, Stephanie Jarvis has had a shock for sure. I could imagine PhiPhi's life has flown before his eyes! Let's see how loyal he will be without money.
A difficult day for me has brightened considerably.
title suggestion: Have Stephanie Jarvis’ dead chickens finally come home to roost?!?
(yes sadly a big C diagnosis a few weeks ago) But hopefully on the road to recovery now 
Welcome back.