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Place your bets folksRe: the chapel...
I had a niggle. And that turned into an inkling. My spidey 6th sense feels a full blown connaissence coming on!
Bear with me here it may be a tad convoluted. I don't think that Despicable fanny's attendance at the Stéphan Bern fundraiser in London was a coincidence. She has been trying (and so far failing) to schmooze her way in to the Patrimoine de France. You may not be aware that Stéphan Bern is the chou-chou of one Madame Bridget Macron, the 1st Lady of France.
Next part... the Tour de France is coming to town. This year the dates have been brought forward about a week to accommodate the Olympic games. The entirety of the Tour de France is televised by France television. There are always segments of historical interest etc., on each stage. In recent years, monsieur Bern, no less, has presented a Patrimoine de France of the areas the Tour passes through.
Stay with me... I believe that it is stage 10 and stage 11 that passes not a million kilometres from chez Despicable fanny. People pay to have their properties highlighted and ariel views of it on the Tour de France AND on the Patrimoine de France segment.
Mummywill also be back in town at that time. Another coincidence?
I nicked himselfs Velo magazine to ascertain the exact route and whilst it does not pass her door it is close enough for the filming helico to get some shots in.
Is this why there is so much urgency to get a no nothing chapel tonced up and into the view of Stéphan Bern?
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I would love to see Gok Wan put him in his place.
Who's chateau was it that received a drop in from the veteran and sports cars a few years back ... was it during the Le Mans race/rally? Something at the back of my head....
I do. I think Annmarie and Herr Natti will get married far away from Lalande. Most likely in Argentina where Natzi’s family, extended family and childhood friends live. Argentina will be the perfect place for a lovely big family wedding party. Tante and Ton Ton could easily fly there, the same way Annmarie’s big brother can join. Even Franny and Pubes will fly there and will ruin everything as they always do.
As single people Annmarie and Natti can get married in any church or office anywhere in the world. Why would they pick Lieland? If they get married in Europe, maybe Spain, where some of Herr Natti’s relatives live. Or, if they are really cheap, in the South of France…
I think it was the antique dealer's place. The one Marie visited. They had some kind of car weekend event.
Possibly just the way she's used her straightners?
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Sarah and George.... yes I think it was.... thanks xx
Thank you so much now I feel really clever 🫶🫶🫶
They will get loyal younger followers.I say this a lot but I’m really enjoying this vlog, I even laughed out loud when Denise and Harry were moving the mattress because new mattresses are so heavy and I’ve been the same. They're getting so much done I wish they would get more subscribers.
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Can someone help me? How do I find what replies I’ve posted, I can’t find them. Thanks in advance 🩵🩷
Fanny thinks she will be able to scam her viewers for years, most of them will be feet up or broke.
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- The scammer flies to London to welcome her mother and Percy;
- The vapid shopaholic goes shopping;
- The legend-in-her-own-mind embarrasses herself by acting like a 3 year old;
- The con woman tries manipulating viewers re purchasing the Porsche;
- The straight-for-pay fake fiance is not gay, noooooooo what makes us think that?
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Congratulations to you too mine's a G&T
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I've visited the invasion beaches, cemeteries, Pegasus Bridge and Sainte Mere Eglise several times over the years and it never fails to make me cry.
I'm guessing it still does and sadly I can't remember the tune but each day in the American cemetery a tune is played of a song that was popular the day they died.
The German cemeteries are equally moving and there was one we went to which had an inscription over the entrance that read, remember some of these men, it was not their choice to be here.
I've been doing family history for some time and we've done some research into Mr Spratt's maternal Grand Father.
We've found out that not only was he rescued from the beaches at Dunkirk, he was then sent back out to the mediterranean ending up being captured by the Italians and put in a prisoner of war camp.
He escaped from there, helped by resistance fighters and ended up in Switzerland.
Mr Spratt knew hardly any of this info as his Grandad never ever spoke of it, as was the case with so many because of the horrors they saw. He never accepted his medal either.
Mr Spratt said his Grandad was such a lovely kind and gentle man, it's terrible to think what he witnessed.
So very interesting.
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Where is the Mercedes now? Mummy’s been gone a while has it just been sitting somewhere for a year or more??
are there no flights from sauf Africa to France?
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he will stay.
If Ruthy wants him, and needs him,
he s traveling.
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When you don’t want him, and don’t need him,@TorontoGWM dear, did you give Pottie a Nanny McPhee tooth or is it his own?
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he will stay.
If Ruthy wants him, and needs him,
he s traveling.
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There are! I once flew from Paris to Joburg because it was cheaper than flying directly from Germany.
Thank you tuffiti! You are a 
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Don't you love how she picks and chooses the comments- people also ask you to take your dog to a vet!!..just saying.
I guess there will be a *new* car reveal soon.
!!!Don't you love how she picks and chooses the comments- people also ask you to take your dog to a vet!!..just saying.
I guess there will be a *new* car reveal soon.
@tuffiti merci merci xx
Lying old trout, did I see two passports in her JCB hand.
What an utter waste of your money patreons, she's seeing the old girl soon why? Just why, got to drop off some important documentation? Hope you're interested in seeing the exhibition, not really what you're coughing up the $$$$ for though is it?
Ugly veiny hands on a vain person.
How many lampshades then do we think? It's amazing isn't it just what she crams in such a short space of time........pull the other one.
Mummy squeezes out a tear. The airport buggy is for the old boy Percy, so still very frail then and can't do the walk.
What in bleeping gods name is she wearing, she's not five!
I think I've just sicked up a bit, Percy likes Mummy to wear something a little tighter as Trixie does Fanny.
Oh, and get your wallets out and buy her a car.........poor thing.
PS... Trixie you still look a complete knob in your Shakin Stevens boots
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