MRShavershamsdress
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Does anyone have access to Brenda’s Boondoggle on Fakebook? She and her henchman must be working overtime deleting, banning and shit stirring.
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Lady Avonlea
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Please tell me why these sycophantic idiots travel all the way to the shitoo in the middle of nowhere to spend a weekend celebrating their birthday??? Almost every other weekend a guest is celebrating their birthday. Usually some foolish middle aged woman with no taste and even less style or brains. How stupid do you have to be to put a birthday visit to Fanny’s, and pay to have dinner with Fanny & Snorty, on your bucket list??? I’d rather shoot myself, and it would take more than a bottle of champagne (cheap or expensive) to make me drunk enough to forget the nasty experience!
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KiKiGee
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M&MsMom
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Maybe Steve and Sara, along with everyone else, will realize once and for all that Stephanie and Philip are NOT their friends.
Jeeves
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Our son and his fiancé decided to go ahead with their wedding in 2020 and were married during Covid. It was only his dad and I, his sister and BiL and 3 nieces present. DiL's parents sister and brother were not allowed to travel from Scotland and they and other family members and friends watched via video link, all dressed in their wedding finery. I made her a bouquet with paper flowers, buttons and a scrap of lace from my sewing stash. In fact, restrictions were only lifted that week to allow us to travel 20 mins into the next county for the wedding. We were not allowed to socialise afterwards. I made her a bouquet using scrapbook paper, an old book, buttons and a scrap of lace from my sewing stash. They are happily married with a 2 yr little boy now and a baby sister due in 5 weeks.
Just Grift Wood
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They all are Billy's, Dan's, Smug's-glitch my arse the thing is lies always catch you in the end Stephanie.Yep, Dan‘s Patreon is up and running.
How to renovate a chateau is working
Escape to rural France | Patreon
Creating YouTube vlogs on French chateau renovationwww.patreon.com
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we can still come here and just chat about gardens, granola and pineapplesBut what if TCD goes away - what will we do
She won't stop Chateau Diaries unless she is jailed and to be honest if she filmed from inside would we know the difference? Damp mouldy walls, shite food and meagre portions. If patreon ban her, she will tell patreons she is cancelling patreon because they have given enough, but will then start sponsor a litre of water in the lake or something- the dies hard will still send her money and watch the ads on repeat 24/7- that is what obedient cult members do. Snorts however will be off- so all in all it is win win
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TorontoGWM
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FYI, all of these projects should have been completed. But now there isn’t enough money because:
1. It has been spent on ridiculous travel.
2. Shopping was a greater priority for the 2 shopaholics. Crazy amounts of money has been spent on clothing and porcelain.
3. Carpenter Cuz was instead being paid with Patreon and YouTube funds to renovate his parents house… maybe even to do some work for Andrew and Ricardo.
4. A damn chapel was renovated that serves no purpose and will never be used.
1. It has been spent on ridiculous travel.
2. Shopping was a greater priority for the 2 shopaholics. Crazy amounts of money has been spent on clothing and porcelain.
3. Carpenter Cuz was instead being paid with Patreon and YouTube funds to renovate his parents house… maybe even to do some work for Andrew and Ricardo.
4. A damn chapel was renovated that serves no purpose and will never be used.
Iolair
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Well... I honestly thought I'd be catching ole Fanny out in a big fat lie once I saw her engagement party vlog, but now I'm not so sure. 
It's about her engagement ring, not the crappy one sans stone, but the in-yer-face huge vulgar cocktail ring she claimed was "angel skin coral." I had to look at the thing again to be sure and alas, now I'm not.
To me the central 'stone' looked like a melo melo pearl. I collect pearls to use in the jewellery and beadwork I do, so it intrigued me. Now, for those who don't know, melo melo pearls aka dragon pearls (from the sea snail Volutidae) are extremely rare and extremely expensive; much more so than angel skin coral, which in itself, can be very rare and expensive. Melo melo pearls range in colour from brown to apricot, to tan, to orange and only 1 in several thousand Volatile snail will ever produce a pearl. A decent one will set you back around £40.000. I've shown a screen shot Fanny's ring to a jeweller friend and her first impression was that the ring was a melo melo. But then she ummm'd and ahhh'd over it, showed it to another jeweller friend who said no, it was "probably" angel skin coral, but then he shared the image with a colleague who thought the ring was a melo melo pearl. The jury is still out.
I did however ask the value of each. If Fanny's cocktail engagement ring is a melo melo pearl with the diamond surround, the value of the ring is between £35,000 to £55,000. If the ring is angel skin coral, with the diamond surround, the value is approximately £7,000 to £10,000.
It's about her engagement ring, not the crappy one sans stone, but the in-yer-face huge vulgar cocktail ring she claimed was "angel skin coral." I had to look at the thing again to be sure and alas, now I'm not.
To me the central 'stone' looked like a melo melo pearl. I collect pearls to use in the jewellery and beadwork I do, so it intrigued me. Now, for those who don't know, melo melo pearls aka dragon pearls (from the sea snail Volutidae) are extremely rare and extremely expensive; much more so than angel skin coral, which in itself, can be very rare and expensive. Melo melo pearls range in colour from brown to apricot, to tan, to orange and only 1 in several thousand Volatile snail will ever produce a pearl. A decent one will set you back around £40.000. I've shown a screen shot Fanny's ring to a jeweller friend and her first impression was that the ring was a melo melo. But then she ummm'd and ahhh'd over it, showed it to another jeweller friend who said no, it was "probably" angel skin coral, but then he shared the image with a colleague who thought the ring was a melo melo pearl. The jury is still out.
I did however ask the value of each. If Fanny's cocktail engagement ring is a melo melo pearl with the diamond surround, the value of the ring is between £35,000 to £55,000. If the ring is angel skin coral, with the diamond surround, the value is approximately £7,000 to £10,000.
Thebirdandthefrog
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Daily dose of pretty…
Loved Amanda and Lincoln last vlog. But they are not perfect either
their vlogs are way tooooo short.
Come on Amanda, if you are still reading here, give us some more minutes…
Loved Amanda and Lincoln last vlog. But they are not perfect either
their vlogs are way tooooo short.Come on Amanda, if you are still reading here, give us some more minutes…
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Madame de Pompanddoodoo
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What a load of shite. Fanny just getting up and going downstairs to start her Channel 4 filming, it is already early afternoon as Pavlina who enters the kitchen has already done a mornings work on the terrace. Pavlina who is now a volunteer rather than a refugee along with Dingo the other “volunteer” who has to buy his own food.
The smug little fucker was decidedly absent until the guest dinner. He must have spent a very long time in hair and makeup to ensure that he was camera ready for his starring role in the latest epic to be screened for the delight of all Channel 4 viewers. Thinking about things, it is probably easier for Fanny to give the impression that Anne Marie is permanently down south helping ton ton and two tons rather than openly admit that he has point blank refused to be filmed any more.
The smug little fucker was decidedly absent until the guest dinner. He must have spent a very long time in hair and makeup to ensure that he was camera ready for his starring role in the latest epic to be screened for the delight of all Channel 4 viewers. Thinking about things, it is probably easier for Fanny to give the impression that Anne Marie is permanently down south helping ton ton and two tons rather than openly admit that he has point blank refused to be filmed any more.
billybudd
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Our sadly-missed @Le Comte de Monte Cristo, who actually knew what he was talking about, said the only way to make money was gites (weekly, not daily cleaning and laungry). And the only way to make money on gites was to have a swimming pool, so people would stay for a week and the children had something to do.joshuamohler2356
7 hours ago
Can somebody told me what happened to the outside pool? They were working on in an olddetr DIY? I remember a bunch of outside landscaping, but nothing after that.?
Sparrowdean
27 minutes ago
The only outside pool was a small inflatable one that was brought out one summer. Stephanie earmarked an area for a swimming pool (or, as she's now calling it, a swimming pool and spa), but work has not yet begun on it. If anyone can produce evidence to confirm the existence of such a pool, I'll stand corrected.
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They started a wild swimming pond but had no permissions so had to stop..... Fucking idiots....... They are the embarrassing, bodge job fools of Chateau DIY. The other featured chateau with their amazing restoration projects really show her up
The Chateau Diaries #185 So many plates, but so little to eat; so many flues, but so little heat
did they mention the dog dying in another vlog? Yes in her awful vlog about Ian's death. One of Armories dogs was sick went to the vet and died. You know the dog he left in the UK for like a year.... Either way F4F had to make a point of bringing it up... like she cared.tattle.life
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If she had a business plan, she could have been making an independent income from gites and their pool for a couple of years now, securing the shitoo and her old age. Watching her piss away her good fortune is painful.
Jeeves
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He conserves the tablecloths by sending them to the launderette, silverware cleaned by Mary Poppins one or twice a year and the tableware washed by by Dishcloth Dave. He should look for a conservator's job at the V and A!
Please someone who isn't banned ask where Snorts completed his art historian training and qualification he gained!!
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TorontoGWM
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JackSpratt
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Marie is going to lose her shit ON patreon day, go mental in the jarrrrrrrdin onglayze with a strimmer and then throw a huge pot of rrrrratttatttoooooowwwweeeee up the walls of the freshly painted Disney attraction and if he's there and within arms reach slap Potts with a wet kipper.
Hey.........a girl can dream
Hey.........a girl can dream
Gertrude Maud
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Why would Caroline Gooder be apologising to a viewer. It's not her chateau, or is it?
tarteauxfruits
Active member
I’m sorry but Fanny’s reaction to the ventilation holes are typical of her. Time and time again we see her game of look how wonderful someone is at the beginning to blame.
Any reputable building company in France will only carry out works once a Devis has been signed and deposit paid. It’s law that any works which have a greater value of €150 have to be authorized by a signed Devis listing out the works, payment schedule and a declaration of tva stipulating the applicable rate and the client taking responsibility for this.
Fanny’s holes were deliberately hidden behind the buttresses and drilled perfectly between the interior pattern. The holes were most likely done by a team who specialize in diamond core drilling and I can assure you they don’t drill a hole where they feel like it. This is not the kind of à work an artisan who doesn’t give a sh#t does. Again, dropping someone under the bus for content. We’ve seen this before.
Any reputable building company in France will only carry out works once a Devis has been signed and deposit paid. It’s law that any works which have a greater value of €150 have to be authorized by a signed Devis listing out the works, payment schedule and a declaration of tva stipulating the applicable rate and the client taking responsibility for this.
Fanny’s holes were deliberately hidden behind the buttresses and drilled perfectly between the interior pattern. The holes were most likely done by a team who specialize in diamond core drilling and I can assure you they don’t drill a hole where they feel like it. This is not the kind of à work an artisan who doesn’t give a sh#t does. Again, dropping someone under the bus for content. We’ve seen this before.
TorontoGWM
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She said it was Sunday. Since when do they have B&B dinners on a Sunday evening?
Sparrowsfart
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And she doesn't want to help move furniture for her Aunt and Uncle. She's always injured or sick when there's work to be done.There is nothing wrong with her back - she is just pissy she was not the centre of attention at the wedding ..... she didn't even make it as a bridesmaid!
Sparrowsfart
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Congratulations to Sarah and Steve. Lovely for them to have friends and family at their Wedding. Glad Fanny (stupid cow) missed it.