The Chateau Diaries #310 What does Phillip do for a living? NOTHING!

[ComtesseRose]

Congratulations @Lady Avonlea for naming the thread. You are on fire.

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Jules100
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Friday at 6:01 AM

• #64

Like we didn’t know already, but I think I found proof Stephanie bought the porsche. Philip was holding a porsche wallet along with the car keys. In some weird alternate universe, you might let someone car sit for months for you, but you’re not going to leave them your wallet too.

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Jeeves
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Friday at 11:21 PM

• #223

Separated at birth! (John Cleese and the Ministry of Silly Walks.)

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Gertrude Maud
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Yesterday at 4:30 AM

• #679

T Rex said:
Funny how Fanny remarks she could not afford to address the Shitoo's structural issues at the same time as the chapel restoration. I am waving the bullshit flag on this one. But, work is allegedly going to begin in November. Same dance, different song. We'll see what happens in the Fall, as remember the heating project that was supposed to have been completed? Crickets. Fanny will put out the collection plate once again- "Oh, the costs are going to be more than originally anticipated... I am sooo poor!"

'Susan' was thinking the same thing.

@Susan-iy5fv
0 seconds ago
I understand why you don't want to undertake further building work in the grand salon because of the financial commitment, however, I am puzzled as to why. The current restoration work in the chapel is funded by those people who adopted a star. Why isn't accumulated patreon money used to fund building work in the grand salon?

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KiKiGee
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Friday at 11:44 PM

• #226

sarahPage-ex1xs
34 minutes ago
Oh Stephanie, your not really going to marry him - are you ? He's young enough to be your son, I think the miniature Coffin summed up Phillip. Time to wake up and smell the coffee girl, your lose half your Chateau if you marry him....that's french law. Get that poor dog's eye sorted. Poor thing. Where have you left your brain ? Maybe your Mum needs to be back on the scene, she tolerates him, but marriage...No, No,No.

kit2130
44 minutes ago
Surprised Philip is still there. Haven’t watched in a while

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T Rex
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Yesterday at 3:43 AM

• #665

Tartuffe said:
In tonight's CD flog Fanny explained how she's making "lemonade out of lemons."

Thanks to Bonnie, purveyor of the Downton Abbey eyeware line, Fanny procured oak panelling for Chambre Perse at the absolute "bargain" price of €4,500. Annemarie told her that the wood alone would cost €12,000 to purchase!

But wait . . . the universe is so cruel. Fanny is also being "forced to make a change that [she] doesn't want to make." She must lose most of the chambre's early-20th-century wallpaper--which she "loves"--in order to accommodate the early-20th-century panelling that she is being forced to install.

Resigned to this twist of fate, Fanny will make sure what she "will end up with is far better than what [she] had in the first place." Brava. This logic will certainly win over her legions of brainless fans.

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Mind you, the Chambre Perse was one of the better appointed rooms in the entire Dump. Snorty ruins everything.

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Funny how Fanny remarks she could not afford to address the Shitoo's structural issues at the same time as the chapel restoration. I am waving the bullshit flag on this one. But, work is allegedly going to begin in November. Same dance, different song. We'll see what happens in the Fall, as remember the heating project that was supposed to have been completed? Crickets. Fanny will put out the collection plate once again- "Oh, the costs are going to be more than originally anticipated... I am sooo poor!"

While Herr Nuti is in the "nut house", Amaury is MIA, as Fanny inserted photos of him.

Fanny has been reading here, and her comments, apparently, and addressed the Lancelot eye issue, claiming he has been to the vet. (Once again, raises BS flag.) Lancelot licks her face whilst she is sitting in her bed, and she jests "I guess that is my wash for the week!" whilst Trixie snorts. (As if anyone believes Fanny actually bathes regularly.)

What the actual forking fork is Annaliese wearing?!? A mumu? She has truly given up, and styles Fanny's hair in the one hairstyle she knows, which Fanny acts extremely chuffed about. What the actual hell, Annaliese? Both the mumu and Fanny's hair were dreadful.

Annaliese also had to pick the ticks off of Lancelot. Why the hell couldn't these clowns do it? And why the HELL is he NOT on a preventative? They make such a thing, but would only know if they actually took him to the vet as regularly as they claim! Trifexis, NexGuard, Bayer- they all make one.

One of the guests is a tango instructor, so everyone awkwardly tangoes around the table prior to dinner.

Dinner itself- well, bless FRK's heart for trying.

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graciemckitten
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Saturday at 12:32 AM

• #233

@_WILDANDFREE_
38 minutes ago
Just a general curious question, because I've never been able to figure it out. What does Philip do for a living? Can anyone in the comments answer that?


@ownerlandlord4654
21 minutes ago
Nothing

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As always thank you all for contributing
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Happy Tattling

 

[Fromthenorth]

Thank you @ComtesseRose And hope you enjoy your concert tonight

 

[Pekey]

Thank you ComtesseRose ..... big kiss!
Have fun at the concert ...... do a Snorts Dance !!!

 

[Ladeda1957]

Thank you @ComtesseRose for the new thread a couple of takes from the last vlog:

1. re the chapel, Fanny is going to have to open the chapel in summer for tours and if the garden ever gets finished garden tours too, Franny won’t have to be there for the tours but whoever will be working at the Chateau can run them. A food truck could be set up along with tables and chairs. Limited dates and times. This be a nice money earner and her patrons and sycophants won’t feel ripped of. WHO AM I KIDDING NEVER GOING YO HAPPEN LOL

2. I’ll just preface this with not everyone has to have children but it’s odd that out of the three owners none of them had their own children. They’re all Peter Pans aren’t they?

 

[JackSpratt]

Thank you @ComtesseRose for the new thread and @Lady Avonlea for the title, so true.

Last nights homage to the chapel

The South African Gurner is back guessing with Ruthy Writer?

Where as I appreciate the hard work the restorers have put in and so they should, they're being paid enough. It's quite sad to think she allowed the place to get into that state of disrepair (if she loves it as much as she makes out). Potts commenting what a transformation not seeing the statues covered in pigeon poo, surely that's something they could have done ages ago cleaned them a bit.

I fast forwarded the moment dear ole daddy was mentioned, she has a real problem.

Will she lavish the same care and attention on the main house once the chapel is done? That remains to be seen but I'm doubtful. I can't see her mental fans digging into their pockets for ever more, there will come a point when the penny will finally drop.

Snorts has drafted in some 'friends' just to prove he really isn't a Billy No Mates. Weren't they a bundle of joy.

Paying guests, just have a gander at just how well they all eat when you lot are not there.

'what a marvelous day to be alive' the immortal phrase.

Now were so lucky to have a pair of TITs

Tit in a Toupee - Snorts
Tit in a Trance - Potts the 50% Hugh Grunt why does he have to act like a total tosser all the time.

The sun is out here, fingers crossed this is it, no more sodding rain.

 

[Just Grift Wood]

Thanks @ComtesseRose hope the concert was good and did't bring on flashbacks of Fanny wailing at one of her concerts in the falling down Salon

 

[Lady Pinkadella]

Look how smoothly the face of Jesus is drawn and how rough that of Mary and the others. Does this remind us of anything? Does La Jarvis use the Jesus filter in her vlogs? It's shocking that you almost don't recognize her when other people are filmingher. No wonder it takes her forever to edit the vlogs, it takes a lot of technology to make her not look like her mother.

 

[Thebirdandthefrog]

Morning everyone! And just like that we have a fresh new thread thanks to @ComtesseRose and @Lady Avonlea

Wishing you all a fabulous Tuesday and, for those who have yet to sign, Lancelot‘s petition at Change.org has reached 200 signatures… If you have not signed, come on and join the crowds and leave a comment telling why you are signing the petition. You can sign under any name with any (real) email and leave a comment.

 

[Gertrude Maud]

Morning everyone! And just like that we have a fresh new thread thanks to @ComtesseRose and @Lady Avonlea

Wishing you all a fabulous Tuesday and, for those who have yet to sign, Lancelot‘s petition at Change.org has reached 200 signatures… If you have not signed, come on and join the crowds and leave a comment telling why you are signing the petition. You can sign under any name with any (real) email and leave a comment.

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Done.

Evidently, Michael visited Grant while in Australia. Sounds like they went pub crawling.

 

[C'est moi]

Thank you @ComtesseRose for the new thread and congrats to @Lady Avonlea for naming.

Enjoy your concert @ComtesseRose full report on the tattler desk in the morning please.

I realise now that I was remiss with my thanks on the last thread, so thank you to all. You keep me amused and saine.

I find that I can't watch Despicable fanny and Thrush, or in fact any of the dump crew, for more than a couple of seconds at a time. So all you tattlers, your input is excellent. I thank each and everyone of you for taking one for the team.

@JackSpratt her fans may not keep shelling out much longer. Not because the penny's dropped but because the old fools have dropped dead! She will see them in their graves before she gives up the grift, so callous is she.

Good to hear you are having a break in the rain and better weather is arriving for you. We are definitely moving into summer. Last couple of days tapping on 30° which is my perfect summer temperature. Helps stop all the aches and pains!

As happenstance would have it I was in Pezenas last week. No Jarvis' or Richmonds were spotted as I believe all had left the country or were out of the country at that point. All the overpriced tit shops, sorry brocunts, were open. They will certainly be a magnet for the gruesome twosome. We looked for a restaurant to eat but they were all busy with very pale skinned brits in pastel coloured clothing so we gave it a swerve and headed back to Béziers for a quick lunch on the allées Paul Riquet. Not Le Cristal. I was recently informed that not only was this establishment popular with brits and the local belligerent population but also with all the winos as the bar will continue serving them when other bars won't. Now who did we see there recently who appears to drink a lot, always with a glass in hand... hmm.

I actually had the most amazing week. I saw the new orthopaedic surgeon and he has said that a new knee prosthesis is an absolute must. The interior is completely fucked and no amount of cortisone or hyaluronic acid will give any relief. But only half knee as the exterior side is normal and intact. I could have jumped up and kissed him. I'm booked in for early July!

Yesterday, I saw the new rhumatalogue. OMG, what a star. He concurred with the orthopaedic surgeon that the interior of the knee is completely fucked and that while injections may bring some relief it's not the solution. So everything is moving forward in the right direction. I fully intend walking another stretch of the Puglian aqueduct and swimming in the Ionian sea again later on this year. My goals.

So my dear @JackSpratt and all other tattlers with health issues keep pushing forward and insist upon 2nd, 3rd or even 4th opinions. The two so-called "specialists" I saw previously were just quacks, in no way concerned for the health of their patient. Just getting the cash in. They were happy to condemn me to a life of invalidity, in 5 years time when they wanted to operate I would be 68 by which time no doubt the rest of my mobility would have gone along with my mental health.

So I wish to all you hags, hellhounds, witches, witches and trolls the good fortune that I have recently received. Today is my birthday and as my people have to be at work during the day I have you guys to keep me company Geminis rock

Tattle on.

 

[Thebirdandthefrog]

Thank you @ComtesseRose for the new thread and congrats to @Lady Avonlea for naming.

Enjoy your concert @ComtesseRose full report on the tattler desk in the morning please.

I realise now that I was remiss with my thanks on the last thread, so thank you to all. You keep me amused and saine.

I find that I can't watch Despicable fanny and Thrush, or in fact any of the dump crew, for more than a couple of seconds at a time. So all you tattlers, your input is excellent. I thank each and everyone of you for taking one for the team.

@JackSpratt her fans may not keep shelling out much longer. Not because the penny's dropped but because the old fools have dropped dead! She will see them in their graves before she gives up the grift, so callous is she.

Good to hear you are having a break in the rain and better weather is arriving for you. We are definitely moving into summer. Last couple of days tapping on 30° which is my perfect summer temperature. Helps stop all the aches and pains!

As happenstance would have it I was in Pezenas last week. No Jarvis' or Richmonds were spotted as I believe all had left the country or were out of the country at that point. All the overpriced tit shops, sorry brocunts, were open. They will certainly be a magnet for the gruesome twosome. We looked for a restaurant to eat but they were all busy with very pale skinned brits in pastel coloured clothing so we gave it a swerve and headed back to Béziers for a quick lunch on the allées Paul Riquet. Not Le Cristal. I was recently informed that not only was this establishment popular with brits and the local belligerent population but also with all the winos as the bar will continue serving them when other bars won't. Now who did we see there recently who appears to drink a lot, always with a glass in hand... hmm.

I actually had the most amazing week. I saw the new orthopaedic surgeon and he has said that a new knee prosthesis is an absolute must. The interior is completely fucked and no amount of cortisone or hyaluronic acid will give any relief. But only half knee as the exterior side is normal and intact. I could have jumped up and kissed him. I'm booked in for early July!

Yesterday, I saw the new rhumatalogue. OMG, what a star. He concurred with the orthopaedic surgeon that the interior of the knee is completely fucked and that while injections may bring some relief it's not the solution. So everything is moving forward in the right direction. I fully intend walking another stretch of the Puglian aqueduct and swimming in the Ionian sea again later on this year. My goals.

So my dear @JackSpratt and all other tattlers with health issues keep pushing forward and insist upon 2nd, 3rd or even 4th opinions. The two so-called "specialists" I saw previously were just quacks, in no way concerned for the health of their patient. Just getting the cash in. They were happy to condemn me to a life of invalidity, in 5 years time when they wanted to operate I would be 68 by which time no doubt the rest of my mobility would have gone along with my mental health.

So I wish to all you hags, hellhounds, witches, witches and trolls the good fortune that I have recently received. Today is my birthday and as my people have to be at work during the day I have you guys to keep me company Geminis rock

Tattle on.

Happy Birthday dear @C'est moi hope you have a fabulous day!

Photo via Instagram…

 

[TorontoGWM]

It was a lovely visit.

 

[KiKiGee]

@Jeeves, you are correct. Central casting...
They attended drama school together.
Anne Jörissen (and Tim), have already visited Philip Janssen and Chateau de Lalande.

The Chateau Diaries #206 Shut it, Cameraman!

Forgot to add that Andrew was feeding his dogs from his fork in the restaurant. 🤮 I can't believe that this was an order for just two people! That's nearly as much food as I eat in a week! And I'm greedy! Is that just for one person, or to share?

tattle.life

Philip Janssen is on the right...

 

[mrsp67]

Thank you @ComtesseRose for the new thread and congrats to @Lady Avonlea for naming.

Enjoy your concert @ComtesseRose full report on the tattler desk in the morning please.

I realise now that I was remiss with my thanks on the last thread, so thank you to all. You keep me amused and saine.

I find that I can't watch Despicable fanny and Thrush, or in fact any of the dump crew, for more than a couple of seconds at a time. So all you tattlers, your input is excellent. I thank each and everyone of you for taking one for the team.

@JackSpratt her fans may not keep shelling out much longer. Not because the penny's dropped but because the old fools have dropped dead! She will see them in their graves before she gives up the grift, so callous is she.

Good to hear you are having a break in the rain and better weather is arriving for you. We are definitely moving into summer. Last couple of days tapping on 30° which is my perfect summer temperature. Helps stop all the aches and pains!

As happenstance would have it I was in Pezenas last week. No Jarvis' or Richmonds were spotted as I believe all had left the country or were out of the country at that point. All the overpriced tit shops, sorry brocunts, were open. They will certainly be a magnet for the gruesome twosome. We looked for a restaurant to eat but they were all busy with very pale skinned brits in pastel coloured clothing so we gave it a swerve and headed back to Béziers for a quick lunch on the allées Paul Riquet. Not Le Cristal. I was recently informed that not only was this establishment popular with brits and the local belligerent population but also with all the winos as the bar will continue serving them when other bars won't. Now who did we see there recently who appears to drink a lot, always with a glass in hand... hmm.

I actually had the most amazing week. I saw the new orthopaedic surgeon and he has said that a new knee prosthesis is an absolute must. The interior is completely fucked and no amount of cortisone or hyaluronic acid will give any relief. But only half knee as the exterior side is normal and intact. I could have jumped up and kissed him. I'm booked in for early July!

Yesterday, I saw the new rhumatalogue. OMG, what a star. He concurred with the orthopaedic surgeon that the interior of the knee is completely fucked and that while injections may bring some relief it's not the solution. So everything is moving forward in the right direction. I fully intend walking another stretch of the Puglian aqueduct and swimming in the Ionian sea again later on this year. My goals.

So my dear @JackSpratt and all other tattlers with health issues keep pushing forward and insist upon 2nd, 3rd or even 4th opinions. The two so-called "specialists" I saw previously were just quacks, in no way concerned for the health of their patient. Just getting the cash in. They were happy to condemn me to a life of invalidity, in 5 years time when they wanted to operate I would be 68 by which time no doubt the rest of my mobility would have gone along with my mental health.

So I wish to all you hags, hellhounds, witches, witches and trolls the good fortune that I have recently received. Today is my birthday and as my people have to be at work during the day I have you guys to keep me company Geminis rock

Tattle on.

Good morning fellow Gemini Happy Birthday!! , what a relief to be validated finally by a physician it seems we know our own bodies the best and it’s great that you knew how to vocalize that for yourself!!!
I can’t seem to watch an entire video from her anymore and so I just come on here to read what happened and see what gafs the lady Farmer has made!! Thanks to all of you who keep this thread running brings a lot of laughter!!

 

[Fleur du mal]

Thank you Comtesse and tuffiti! Happy B-day, C'est moi!

We have passed the 200 mark Knowing Fanny's way of thinking we are making her in/famous and people will come and watch her ..hmm, it might backfire! It seems fair to say that she clearly caters to her American audience which she assumes all to be stupid ( in France we take dogs to the vet...etc) Anyways, a big Thank You to all of you for signing and sharing the petition

 

[KiKiGee]

Pam Carter
You & Michael would make a beautiful couple.

 

[C'est moi]

Happy Birthday dear @C'est moi hope you have a fabulous day!

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Thank you my dah-ling froggy @Thebirdandthefrog
I am currently allongé with a bag of frozen peas, wrapped in a tea towel, on my knee. What luxury!

 

[CountessPompidoo]

Afternoon All

Thanks as always @ComtesseRose and @tuffiti and Happy Birthday @C'est moi

Just watched the latest CDs, my goodness Potts loves himself. He'll be as pleased as punch with these comments, his head won't fit though the doors

@sharonrickards3297
10 hours ago
Michael is such a handsome devil

@LouLou-jo5ln
9 hours ago
Exactly what I was thinking!

@kwongjennifer8939
6 hours ago
I am a fan of Michael Potts! Am so delighted with his charming appearance at Lalande! I think he is using moisturiser on his face, less crow lines!

 

[graciemckitten]

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@Jeeves, you are correct. Central casting...
They attended drama school together.
Anne Jörissen (and Tim), have already visited Philip Janssen and Chateau de Lalande.

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The Chateau Diaries #206 Shut it, Cameraman!

Forgot to add that Andrew was feeding his dogs from his fork in the restaurant. 🤮 I can't believe that this was an order for just two people! That's nearly as much food as I eat in a week! And I'm greedy! Is that just for one person, or to share?

tattle.life

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Philip Janssen is on the right...

Another transactional visit to the Dump. Media exposure in exchange for visiting Dump and acting as “ friends” of Phillip. They look absolutely bored. They couldn’t even “ act” excited to be around Snorts.

 

[C'est moi]

Good morning fellow Gemini Happy Birthday!! , what a relief to be validated finally by a physician it seems we know our own bodies the best and it’s great that you knew how to vocalize that for yourself!!!
I can’t seem to watch an entire video from her anymore and so I just come on here to read what happened and see what gafs the lady Farmer has made!! Thanks to all of you who keep this thread running brings a lot of laughter!!

Thank you @mrsp67 I did take the big guns, himself, to both appointments. He has a way of making people sit up and listen without being offensive or overbearing. And, after all, he has to live me with and put up with all the tit so knows me nearly as well as I know myself. Sometimes better!

I hope that your life is resolving and improving