The Chateau Diaries #311 Got to pretend to be in the UK for 181 days a year to be a UK tax resident!

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There is nothing wrong with her back - she is just pissy she was not the centre of attention at the wedding ..... she didn't even make it as a bridesmaid! :ROFLMAO:
And she doesn't want to help move furniture for her Aunt and Uncle. She's always injured or sick when there's work to be done.😡
 
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🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮evidently Phillip gave the wrong answer under his shift as. Gooder, Fanny corrected him. then he posts this response.
@LaReynedEpee
6 hours ago
@TheChateauDiaries Fifteen years seems a long time to me - trees do grow surprisingly quickly. The main framework should develop sooner I'd have thought
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RestorationDream
17 hours ago
Stephanie, I do hope you will listen to a word of wisdom and warning, and not just delete my post due to toxic positivity. I had a family home with a similar situation and when you drained the lake that fateful day, you also desaturated the soil, which is the very reason you have had major foundational problems. The big stone buildings have, over time, settled and cracked and separated and by fixing them before the lake is reintroduced and allowed to become resaturated in the surrounding areas, when you actually refill the lake at a later date, you are going to have two cracked buildings again, both the chapel and the house. The soil surrounding a major water source holds water, as well. You need to consult with both attorneys and engineers. I know you have an architect, but that is not the same as a structural engineer and neither is a builder. I do not think you will have legal standing as you willingly emptied the lake yourself. No one else did it, whilst inspecting. So, if you do the lake firstly, then wait a period of appropriate time, the soil will be resaturated and THEN you can fix all of the foundational and structural problems. You should allocate money for this firstly and stop with the expenditures on decor, which comes lastly.

🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮 this is the real nasty Philip. He attacks Kathy, remember when Cathy had those dump accounts attacking her viciously? Hmmmmmmmmm.
@LaReynedEpee
6 hours ago
As someone who I notice having taken a pop at Stephanie on someone else's channel, I suggest you take your own advice about "toxic positivity". You seem to want to get into the game of château vlogging. A word of advice: it's a bad look and not at all cool to try to score points off other vloggers. Old Kathy tried it and it didn't get her any more income.
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sonnykat462
17 hours ago (edited)
Maybe mother nature will fill your lake for you before you get to it.

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@carolinegooder7091
17 hours ago
All of the trees must
be removed from the lake bottom but not while the birds are nesting. They will build an island in the lake for visiting and picnics said Stephanie

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@LaReynedEpee
6 hours ago
I assume it would be possible if she were allowed to close the sluice gate which the water company sent a threatening letter about forcing her to open it. Don't know what the situation is with that.
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@TheChateauDiaries

10 hours ago
They’re not dragging it out, in fact they’re moving faster than I expected. Next week there will be eight people working on the chapel as they’re hoping to finish the paintwork restoration before August. But that will still leave the flooring and the electrics to be done

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@LaReynedEpee
5 hours ago
I'm amazed at how quickly it's happening, despite the intricate detail of the paintwork.
The average punter probably wouldn't know that the above crowd are the shitshow crew. The comments are getting nastier and by not deleting them as per usual, they are doing irreparable damage to their product. Such a shame;) I still think Annalese is doing shift work, there has been a subtle shift in tone for some of the newer posters.
 
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I loved that little old Station!!!
So they did remove it but ....... did they put it somewhere? Its History!!!
I know your shopping centre ..... like Maling Road - its so sweet and lets face it ..... little strip shopping places are so rare now!
I am glad you stood up for your Fish Shop guy and as for the poor bakery guy with a punch in the face ....... Gertie I think there are SO many "stand over men" in our society now with all the bombing of shops etc.
Victoria is going to hell in a handbasket! :devilish:
Mont Albert is a beautiful suburb but I can see why you go up to Castlemaine ( which is pretty too) just to get away from the dust , noise and crappy workers !! 👷‍♂️
The whole project is almost over . . . thank goodness.

@Pekey we still have the original station! And I agree it is a beautiful piece of heritage listed history. Being a non driver I was there every day to take a train to work or go shopping in Maling Road, Camberwell or into the CBD, and so it is a bit special to me. Residents made a huge fuss (they're good at doing that) and so it was taken down piece by piece, stored, then reassembled on top of the tunnel. It is part of an outdoor 'plaza' at the end of Hamilton Street which is the strip shopping centre street. It's been revegetated and is a nice place to take your take away coffee and sit in the sun.

And as for the shop bombings . . . we have one of those targeted Free Choice tobacconist/newsagents in Castlemaine!
 
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Yes Gertie..... you did her throwing method with bulbs too - Blast from the past!
Bet it looks wonderful !
We tried that birch method in our back yard but the birch trees died one by one over the years .... the drought did them in.
We have Crepe Myrtles there now - so far so good.
It was magical the village she designed in Mooroolbark . I don't know if they do the "Open Gardens" anymore Gertie - that's when we saw that home in the village but it was many years ago.
If a house does come up for sale its $$$$$$$$
I wonder how the Boulevard is fairing with all the road/rail stuff going on there ---- Its unrecognisable and such a Mess !!! My Dermo is around there and its shocking to get to now and the bangs and booms from the ground work! :oops:
OK, I'm hooked! I have to find some gardening books about her. Can either you or @Gertrude Maud give me your best option on a book about her gardening style?

(this is how I was taught to plant my bulbs, so I think I would like this lady!)
 
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Snorts watched too much Gosford Park and Downton Abbey and thinks he runs a big house lol Just needs the keys on a chain for his waistcoat and a chatelaine chain and he could really be a more pompous arse.
Every time one comes up at auction it makes me think of him.
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@carolinegooder7091
1 hour ago
Michael has always let it be rented out.
Who gets that money? Michael Potts or Stephanie.
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They both look like praying mantids. I wonder who'll eat the other one first....
He looks like he forgot to put his dentures in.
 
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The average punter probably wouldn't know that the above crowd are the shitshow crew. The comments are getting nastier and by not deleting them as per usual, they are doing irreparable damage to their product. Such a shame;) I still think Annalese is doing shift work, there has been a subtle shift in tone for some of the newer posters.
Annalise probably does the same for Dan’s YouTube comments. They are all thick as thieves.
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See how Stephanie’s manipulation works. Every time.. she conveniently gets ill or hurt yourself, especially when there’s work to be done. She pulls this tit at least 20 times a year in videos.
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rosalindhambleton9012
11 minutes ago
Happy Birthday, Amauri ! Stefany please rest back pain IS terrible, let me tell you I DO KNOW about it. Just an idea when you are not able to film because you are no well, let Phillipe do the filming, he is good at for sure he filmed so many Cadeaux at the Chateau, he will do a great job while you rest. Much love your way take care
 
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Manor and Maker met Joanna Lumley! Wonder if Fanny is jelly.
Steve, a few thoughts. Primarily you should be passing on the fried foods and desserts if you can’t walk across an airport without losing your breath. Second, stop being a douche. You’re giving me the ick.
 
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It's very bad Feng Shui. In Hong Kong when there is a death at a home you legally MUST declare it as a 'ghost property' when you put the property up for sale or rent. It really has a stigma and negatively affects the sale price. Dear friends lost £1m on the sale of their Hong Kong home because their son committed suicide in his bedroom when they had the property listed for sale and were about to retire to the UK. :(
Agreed. When we sold my parents in laws house, Chinese buyers asked if anyone had died in the house.
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OK, I'm hooked! I have to find some gardening books about her. Can either you or @Gertrude Maud give me your best option on a book about her gardening style?

(this is how I was taught to plant my bulbs, so I think I would like this lady!)
I have some of her books here and some in Melbourne. I shall have a look for you this afternoon.
 
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Fanny will be Green with envy, Dans Chateau in Paris Match 1972 (a French Magazine) sent to him by viewer !
Snorts will be scouring EBay in the hopes of a magazine article on the dump farmhouse chateau...
 
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The whole project is almost over . . . thank goodness.

@Pekey we still have the original station! And I agree it is a beautiful piece of heritage listed history. Being a non driver I was there every day to take a train to work or go shopping in Maling Road, Camberwell or into the CBD, and so it is a bit special to me. Residents made a huge fuss (they're good at doing that) and so it was taken down piece by piece, stored, then reassembled on top of the tunnel. It is part of an outdoor 'plaza' at the end of Hamilton Street which is the strip shopping centre street. It's been revegetated and is a nice place to take your take away coffee and sit in the sun.

And as for the shop bombings . . . we have one of those targeted Free Choice tobacconist/newsagents in Castlemaine!
I am so glad they saved the station and I must try to get out there and have a look !
Glad to read that the project is nearly over there!
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OK, I'm hooked! I have to find some gardening books about her. Can either you or @Gertrude Maud give me your best option on a book about her gardening style?

(this is how I was taught to plant my bulbs, so I think I would like this lady!)
M&M there are a number of her books and books about her on Australian ebay !
I am not sure where you live so postage could be $$ but I think well worth it.
 
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So Fanny and Philip did not help Grant with packing book boxes and hauling them downstairs into the container village. But will drive 5 hours to help unpack Aunt & Uncle’s container. Well I hope Philip remembers his clipboard so he can “advise” furniture placement and future interior design elements.

When I was in HK staff in one office threatened mass resignation unless we had the office blessed as a manager’s sibling unfortunately committed suicide. Which was done. I mean I’m superstitious- even I was astounded by the level of hysteria by the predominantly male staff.
In Melbourne - weren’t the real estate laws changed after an Asian couple bought a house where murders had been committed. They sued. Then the law changed re advising potential buyers of murders not sure in general deaths.
 
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ISN‘T SHE CLEVER? ANOTHER STAGED INTERACTION / correction between her fake account and herself.🤮🤮🤮🤮

@deezahm9143
10 hours ago
What beautiful presenation, Marie, so lovely. And Michael is so funny! Does anyone know if the supports for the trees a round the fountain are going to remain, or did Dan put them there until the espalier takes its own form

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@carolinegooder7091
10 hours ago
Stephanie said at one point in about a year the supports will come down.

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@TheChateauDiaries

3 hours ago
They will come down, but sadly not in one year, to Davy apparently ‘temporary’ means 15 years! Gardeners think on different scales to us We’ll have a big party that day

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@TheChateauDiaries

3 hours ago
So we only have 12 years to wait!
I've often wondered with the likelihood of so many of these being robo-comments, how many are repeat commenters (or does each one get a new fake username?). Where have all of her rabid faithful gone?
 
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Congratulations to one of our most recent VIPs @AndAnotherName for naming the thread, honourable mentions go to @Lady Lindy & @Tartuffe

@Frenchie0810 has a honour waiting for them, so does @shatcho shiek . Can't wait to see what you come up with. ❤

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It is so hard to keep up around here. Sometimes I catch them & sometimes I miss them. I hope the recent birthday hell hounds had a special day. Here are a couple throwbacks to years gone by.

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Unfortunately, there are so many tartlets facing health issues. I guess that’s life. I’m sorry for what you are all dealing with, each in your different ways. I’m glad that Stephanie has brought us all together from around the world, it’s the best thing she’s ever done. Please keep fighting and remember laughter is the best medicine, along with sweet, sweet Miller Lite.❤

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C'est moi

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Tuesday at 10:49 AM
Thank you @ComtesseRose for the new thread and congrats to @Lady Avonlea for naming.

Enjoy your concert @ComtesseRose full report on the tattler desk in the morning please.

I realise now that I was remiss with my thanks on the last thread, so thank you to all. You keep me amused and saine.

I find that I can't watch Despicable fanny and Thrush, or in fact any of the dump crew, for more than a couple of seconds at a time. So all you tattlers, your input is excellent. I thank each and everyone of you for taking one for the team.

@JackSpratt her fans may not keep shelling out much longer. Not because the penny's dropped but because the old fools have dropped dead! She will see them in their graves before she gives up the grift, so callous is she.

Good to hear you are having a break in the rain and better weather is arriving for you. We are definitely moving into summer. Last couple of days tapping on 30° which is my perfect summer temperature. Helps stop all the aches and pains!

As happenstance would have it I was in Pezenas last week. No Jarvis' or Richmonds were spotted as I believe all had left the country or were out of the country at that point. All the overpriced tit shops, sorry brocunts, were open. They will certainly be a magnet for the gruesome twosome. We looked for a restaurant to eat but they were all busy with very pale skinned brits in pastel coloured clothing so we gave it a swerve and headed back to Béziers for a quick lunch on the allées Paul Riquet. Not Le Cristal. I was recently informed that not only was this establishment popular with brits and the local belligerent population but also with all the winos as the bar will continue serving them when other bars won't. Now who did we see there recently who appears to drink a lot, always with a glass in hand... hmm.

I actually had the most amazing week. I saw the new orthopaedic surgeon and he has said that a new knee prosthesis is an absolute must. The interior is completely fucked and no amount of cortisone or hyaluronic acid will give any relief. But only half knee as the exterior side is normal and intact. I could have jumped up and kissed him. I'm booked in for early July!

Yesterday, I saw the new rhumatalogue. OMG, what a star. He concurred with the orthopaedic surgeon that the interior of the knee is completely fucked and that while injections may bring some relief it's not the solution. So everything is moving forward in the right direction. I fully intend walking another stretch of the Puglian aqueduct and swimming in the Ionian sea again later on this year. My goals.

So my dear @JackSpratt and all other tattlers with health issues keep pushing forward and insist upon 2nd, 3rd or even 4th opinions. The two so-called "specialists" I saw previously were just quacks, in no way concerned for the health of their patient. Just getting the cash in. They were happy to condemn me to a life of invalidity, in 5 years time when they wanted to operate I would be 68 by which time no doubt the rest of my mobility would have gone along with my mental health.

So I wish to all you hags, hellhounds, witches, witches and trolls the good fortune that I have recently received. Today is my birthday and as my people have to be at work during the day I have you guys to keep me company ❤ Geminis rock ♊

Tattle on.

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At least 15 years ago, it may be more when the go fund me Craze started, I immediately went out and purchased life insurance on my two children. My husband thought it was morbid, but I did not want to be that person that had a hat out begging if my children needed a funeral now go fund me Patreon et are a way of life and I do not buy into it!!

Just recently someone we know passed away at a very young age I think 42 and his friends or family set up a GoFundMe for his funeral and a fundraiser at a local bar and I looked at it and I thought about it and I thought oh maybe I’ll donate something and then I see his wife on the book of face bragging about her arm tattoo and I thought to myself self if I had $500 to buy an arm tattoo, I would probably put that towards my husband‘s funeral instead of asking strangers to bury my husband. Maybe I’m old maybe I’m old fashion but if you can afford pleasures in life , vacation, alcohol, cigarettes , wallpaper you don’t really need me or anyone else to fund your lifestyle. I get it little children aren’t responsible for what their parents do in my town. All the schools have free breakfast and lunch and I see the parents of the children at the little market down from my restaurant buying cases of beer, lottery tickets and cigarettes and we still collect money for shoes for kidsbecause parents are so flipping irresponsible they don’t take care of their children so, Of course, I’ll donate to shoes for kids. My current charities I support if anyone wants a cute tshirt spreadspencerssparkle.com ok rant over.

Fanny wants a Pool complex gawd

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Gosh, I'm honoured - thank you for the title. ❤ ComtesseRose special thanks to you for our new thread and keeping our little gang of 15 hags & hellhounds rolling along.

That CD vlog was especially odd & boring. It's raining heavily, not raining, raining heavily, not raining - let's have a BBQ on a very rainy day. More timey-wimey.

- does anyone recognize the ugly blue Mummy outfit Fanny is wearing? It looks like a 1980's Emaus bargain bin purchase)
- Grunt & his daughter have returned from their road trip from the south. Fanny made it look like Grunt was doing another BBQ, but I believe that dinner was from the BBQ the previous week! That giant salad FRK was making was served the previous week when Tante & Once were there. It was also a very sunny evening in the background, but it had been a very rainy day. Also, why didn't Fanny show everyone sitting down together for dinner - just her own plate of food at an empty table?
- Potty crawled back from Monaco to the shitoo, and into Fanny's bed, in middle of the night and he was more smug than ever
- 9 minutes of Potty and Fanny vomiting superlatives about the crayon-box chapel :sick: (I skipped forward when Fanny compared the chapel to Daddy's paintings)
- Jump Monkey Jump - Tattle comments that Snorty has no friends and voila Anna & Tim suddenly appear! Snorty is entertaining his 'friends' like he's a 1950's housewife. I felt major Mummy vibes when Fanny entered the winter salon to say hello. I thought the next words out of Fanny's mouth were going to be, ''I'll call your mother's and ask if you can both stay for dinner''.
- What does Snorty have in common to talk about with his 20-something friends?
  • would you like to see my collection of tablecloths?
  • let me show you my newest tureen?
  • there is this 70-year-old woman named Wendy who makes me the cutest felt animals and I hide them all around the shitoo
  • my porcelain are like my family, so I stay up all night scouring online auctions to collect all the family members
  • Fanny Mummy buys all my clothes

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Lady Avonlea

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Thursday at 3:50 AM
PORSCHE ALERT!!!!!

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Fanny left the porsche at the Limoges Airport and says many people having been asking about the Porsche
- says that Andrew still owns it, but he has offered to sell it to her for €26,000, interest free, payable over payable over 1-2 years
- Fanny:
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  • can edit in the Porsche while Snorty drives without feeling sick
  • would prefer a convertible
  • says Mummy thinks she should buy, but will wait until Mummy & Percy drive in it
  • says Snorty doesn't mind either way - BS :sick:
  • asks patrons what the poor little princess should do
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Tuesday at 9:59 PM
Joyeux anniversaire @C’est moi
I hope you have had a wonderful day down south

Have been even quieter than usual on here as just out of hospital having had the bottom half of my colon removed 😣 (yes sadly a big C diagnosis a few weeks ago) But hopefully on the road to recovery now 🙏🏻

Didn’t have the energy or headspace to read about the despicable grifter for last couple of weeks …. have just read through the last thread & surprise surprise I see nothing at all has changed.
The obsessive spending on utter tasteless useless tat continues.
Fanny launches the idea of another big plan that will never happen & the egregious lies to grab peoples money as much as she can continues.
Karma is sure as hell taking its time …….

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And the Patreon vlog:

tuffiti

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Thursday at 2:06 PM
This morning's Patreon vlog:

  • The scammer flies to London to welcome her mother and Percy;
  • The vapid shopaholic goes shopping;
  • The legend-in-her-own-mind embarrasses herself by acting like a 3 year old;
  • The con woman tries manipulating viewers re purchasing the Porsche;
  • The straight-for-pay fake fiance is not gay, noooooooo what makes us think that?
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#FreeLancelot

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As always thank you all for contributions.
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Thank you @ComtesseRose for yet another wonderful thread and @AndAnotherName for the title. I've just been to the fake chapel to pray that we might have a tartlet who is also a UK tax inspector 🙏
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Tonights vlog Green jumper man on terrrraccceee. Looking at the sunset looks like Prince Harry DofS !!
Fanny looks like a hamster with those filled cheeks, she must store Raddishes from the garden in there.
Fanny has shown and filled her bathroom perfume bottles before with cheap supermarket spray.
I thought he looked like Harry the traitor too!! Who were they as they didn't seem to be guests at the table later. Maybe Chateau DIY crew?
 
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