The Chateau Diaries #289 Teabag has a brother who is a Tealeaf

[M&MsMom]

Well slap my ass and call me Sally.. it's actually true.. and SHE DIDN'T INCLUDE HIM IN THE THUMBNAIL

If it isn't an indicator of how their relationship works....

I guess she just can't let Amaury and Nati have any sort of limelight, huh?

Bwahahahaha....it's his great grandmother's ring!

 

[Pyke]

I wrote this back in December Thread 280, just call me Mystic Meg
"One hundred % sure IF Snorts was ever to propose to Steph she would be getting his Grandmother's ring".

 

[T Rex]

I wonder if Fanny is feeling FOMO- after all, Tess had her big wedding last year, and now Golden Bun Cuz and Herr Nutti are engaged. Knowing Fanny, she is going to try to one-up Tess by having a grander, bigger event, and will find a big gaudy rock to put in the empty shell of the ring Snorts presented her. "Oh, Nati, before you go to your tiny house and plan your tiny wedding, put your tiny ring next to mine for the camera!" Fanny cannot stand anyone else being the center of attention.

Snorts seemed to be pleased with himself, and looked around the SA beach house as if assessing what he intends to inherit. He is certainly playing the long game...

 

[MojoDublin]

Please come back @MojoDublin, @Heathcliffe still has the Jet and I've never had a turn with it.

Darling sparrowsfart..the delta 1 is on the landing strip at area 54
( still only VIP access) reckless of #heathcliff to leave you without

Im on page four haven’t laughed so much in ages truthfully you are all the thespians of social media …. Allo allo


I’ll not hold back …. I was fuckin apoplectic….
Looking at Fanny flaps sitting in Qsuites on board to SA (5k payload ...phiphi WASENT IN VIEW)
Steph ......you'll be in a psych ward by Christmass.....
your mother can spot that little freeloader and his granny at 10 paces.
the little dildo FLEW ....Business class- second hand china !!!! she left in the stables AS A GIFT FOR HER BEACH HOUSE
WORSTE he smugly tells you Ive had that ring since my 21st bday .....ITS A SECOND HAND ...TRICE GIFTED .and his granny prised the diamond out of the ring....BUT YOUR DAUGHTER ACCEPTED IT ....

tut tut Isabelle I KNOW you taught her better,,psssst Isabelle YOU DONT THINK HES EYEING UP YOUR RING FOR HIMSELF ????

meanwhile FANNY FLAPS popped out with HER ex for breakfast and left the dildo at home with you n Percy to babysit.....

I swear I just peed myself ...... HES NOT on the thumbnail---- well a dildo is surplus to requirement ,,,when both of your exes are happily on vacay ...same time


clearly her porn is now a daily review of her company bank statements…
( have you noticed international Potts and bag head are now ALWAYS on holls same time .. now the directors have cash to fly )

I digress

our sensibilities are not to be assimilated
We saw this coming

2 years of her on her bully campaign
( wtf Maria yer back to be bitch slapped by her literal bitch dog … in addition to bringing phiphi to-play school ( Lidl and eamuse)
Net worth 2.5 million

2 years of cuz … dan the man ect
Grifters Sunday …. Net worth 2 million
A cook 2 Gardiners a pot man and a woodcutter
( staff costs 250 k )

one full year of darling …. Puke fest
Traveling ........11 holidays
Relatives sell their gaff and move in loveing their cooking!!!
Nutty the load bearer moves out ……..DIAMOND ON HER HAND ..A BUN HUNK WITH A PAID JOB ...IN HER BED ...well done nutty

nothing fixed - repaired or working !!!
Where’s the boiler man gone....the chapel will now cost 760k ...it was gonna cost nothing...NADA when mummy was there full time
church sold off one crumbling star at a time

And YOU HAD 7 vacays in 6 weeks ….. 2024

1 million

Here’s why you have not fucked that walking dildo out with his diamondless ring
You can string cash grab out for 2 years
Even Maria can make some cash. “. Buy Philips or Steps bouquet “

Then you’ll dump the fucker once he’s edited the final vlogmuss of you engagementy unwrapped.

But hold tight he’s got 2 nukes in his arsenal

they PAID to fly him over to intern FOR FREE. for you
Granny and mummy have the BIG RED BUTTON - on that walking dildo you are housing

and they will start their Own YouTube Channel
“ no family diamond heirloom was lost …. In this chateau “

please subscribe to our other channel
“ How to restore a chateau in less than 10 years intern for 5 .....et voila “

For the very last time Steph
It’s a fucking farmhouse …..

and your a charlatan......but I'm loving how mummy the silent assassin its smirking at her husband


love to all I'm going back to reading...might check out the video channels here....

your all olympians .......

Please come back @MojoDublin, @Heathcliffe still has the Jet and I've never had a turn with it.

 

[T Rex]

The unseen footage of Snorts' proposal in the chapel:

 

[Granola Chic]

S.J is engaged to clearly a gay uneducated unempoyed man who is over 20 years younger.
This is the funniest thing I've heard in a while! Just LOL...LOL...LOL
This is what happens when you live a pretend life on YouTube instead of documenting your true self.
Some very serious shit must have happened (such as the outcome of the orange fencing) to warrant such a fake proposition.

Doesen't this just scream "we're engaged!"

 

[Tartuffe]

I am several threads behind, and I know the sequinned beret has already been addressed (including by @Nettle flower and @ComtesseRose with their admissions of owning one ). But in light of @Le Baiseur's fantastic mutant alien beanie post, I can't resist:

Who wore it better?

 

[LittleMore Cottage]

OMG engaged are you serious????? He gave her his Great grandmothers ring that has no stone in it..... I have never seen anything so stupid... And then that other ugly cocktail ring. Wonder if she will have a prenup????I am speechless that she would even think to marry him

 

[graciemckitten]

@Engelhafen
1 hour ago
I thought the stoneless ring was because Philip said he bought a 25k diamond but it fell out

sandraiman2877
8 minutes ago
Things will get real interesting now. Phillip landed a goldmine and a future caretaker position. Just not getting the right vibration. Why didn’t Phillip announce the engagement. Does he feel obligated to do this since they have been sleeping together for so long? Asking for a friend

jjmelville7685
1 hour ago
Well..... Jolly good, I guess... BUT Philip doesn't have any real job or a passive income, does he? How is he expecting to contribute to the chateau household once he officially becomes the "husband"? Or is he planning to eternally prance around laying tables and be a kept man? Is that his plan? Get real. NB: can't care less about the negative reactions that will follow.

CAL4life
1 hour ago
I'm not trying to be rude but a woman of your age should be with someone closer in age. At 49 you dont have time to waste it on a 28 year old. Also, he doesn't have a job so you'll just continue to be a sugar momma.

 

[KyBourbon]

Got a glimpse of the Valentine card Fanny got for PhiPhi…

 

[Le Baiseur]

Mrs. Jannsen sent me a totes adorbs pic of 3yo PhiPhi.

#HollyHobbie4Eva

 

[Just Grift Wood]

Fuck me what a daft desperate bitch

 

[Jules100]

I hope it happens. I hope SJ drags it out with the registry, engagement parties, bridal showers, bachelor parties, crazy over the top wedding in the chapel and a huge in the papers divorce. Like Liza & her last husband David Gest. I hope Philip ends up with everything she’s got. Let’s cheer them on every step along the way!

 

[graciemckitten]

artdeve8979
15 minutes ago
I'm sorry but I'm not very happy about this engagement and I'll tell you why. Philip is riding on Stephanie's coattails. He found himself a sugar mama. One day or Maybe years from now, Stephanie will find out about him. He needs to come out of the closet. I don't want Stephanie to be hurt in the future.

cindrarauh2551
42 seconds ago
Get a prenuptial agreement.

ernestinewatson4444
1 minute ago
Pretty sure you can get a sticker from the oven company. No need for a new oven,

INTERESTING …..No congratulations comments from Pottie, Maria, Pavlina, FRK, auntie and oncle, Amaury, Baghead or wife, Kirsty, Dan , Cat, etc.

 

[MRShavershamsdress]

JESUS CHRIST - THEY'RE ENGAGED TO GET MARRIED!!!!
I NEED A VERY LARGE DRINK!!!
COULD YOU IMAGINE MARRYING THIS????
WHY DO I FEEL THEY JUST DOING IT TO TRY AND TRUMP AMUARY & NATTI!!!!!

Bet Izzy has already been to her lawyer to update her will preventing anyone access except trustees!

 

[JackSpratt]

This has given us giggle fodder for hours.

Curtis Walk Like an Egyptian's husband Philipe can sing Ave Maria in the newly renovated (it WILL be the only ever completed project EVER!!!) Chapel

During the Wedding Breakfast Permasmile's daaaarlling daughter can play the harp accompanied by MariA on the ole joanna.

Dana and MarieE can do the catering all beige and falafels

Pavlina on Poison Ivy bouquets and table decorations

Cat on the Bar and will either have drunk it dry or too busy shagging on it

Nick and Cameron entertainment, swinging through the trees, with Curtsey and Husband re-enactictig Priates of the Carabbean on the dried up puddle.

A felt puppet show by Fuzzy Felt Wendy for the kids, so Snort will be there.

Magic show by baghead - now you see me, now you don't

Photography by the SA Gurner, unless he forgets to take the lens cap off

Tiny McTim will toss his caber

Aumary and Natti won't be there as they'll be at their own or on honeymoon.

Tat n Ton too pissed to know where they're supposed to be

Mummy and Percy still in SA because the monkeys got into the house fucked up the electricity, stole the keys and they can't get out.

Tess will just send Baby as she's having too much of a fabulous life to be arsed.


Oh and coooeee, Patrons, that's your days fucked as she faaaaar toooobusy to enteran those who are actually paying for it

Oh silly me I forgot, Petherick Security will be on car park duties.

That little arsewipe will now be totally unbearable. I did feel for for Aumary and Natti for a nano second but it quickly passed, just like a creme brulee does through Snorts.

PS. The crown is going wild on The Gibbon's page

 

[M&MsMom]

I don't think it's a farce at all! Not a popular opinion, I know, but I have never 100% believed this was "for the camera only".
And, as I've also always said, these two deserve each other. Stephanie has not been mesmerized or conned by Philip, IMO. She is exactly who we all say she is and her husband-to- be is just the same.....and he refined his own grift from the master.....his fiance. Ordinarily, I would never make fun of someone's engagement ring, but in this case, I'll make an exception. It is the height of grift for someone like Philip to give her his great-grandmother's ring with the huge stone missing, so all that money she cons out of little old ladies can be used to pay for the stone! If he truly loved her, he would have moved heaven and earth to get that stone replaced. They are, literally, two peas in a pod, cons of the highest order, odd little people, who have found their way to each other. I'm not saying I have the warm and fuzzy feeling I get when I hear about couples I know getting engaged, but for these two misfits - I mean, who would want to be with either of them, really? - it works. I don't think in any way this is a "traditional" couple (obviously, right?) that we are used to seeing in our real lives. It is a marriage of convenience. That's all. And the money will not buy long term happiness - Philip has the most to lose, as always. Just the way Stephanie likes it.

Will they really get married? Remains to be seen. Stephanie never finishes anything, so I wouldn't bet the farm on it.

 

[KyBourbon]

I swear…this engagement and wedding is a farce, it’s all for show…for content. I’m convinced Fanny hired Snorts to play the part of her “boyfriend” for content. This engagement and wedding is simply advancing the story. Will provide loads of additional content and, more importantly, money. Snorts is simply Teabag’s piss poor replacement. This could have been Michael Petherick’s wedding to Fanny but he didn’t want to play along. Snorts was more than happy to take his place. I didn’t think Fanny could disgust me more…but she succeeded.

 

[Pippip]

Just think about it, he gave her a ring with no stone, he had all that time to get a stone put in it before he proposed and he didn’t. Me thinks Stephanie is going to have to buy her own diamond.

 

[Jeeves]

Listen carefully, I will say this only once.
I've been trying to think who Fanny reminds me of when she calls out "''Alloo" to the Chapel restorer. Then it came to me.....