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What about Hanni? Wasn't Fanny supposed to rendezvous with her in the Maldives around now?
He mentioned something about "argumentative Americans" last time he came around. And as far as I can make out, he's taken down his grossly revolting grumus merdae posts some spankin' Yankee witch dared to challenge. Dommage.
I forgot about that- it was the trip Snorts was NOT invited on!
No worries- Fanny won't let something like an engagement ruin a free trip! And Snorts will weasel his way into it- "Oh, but dahling, we are ENGAGED now! What's yours is mine!"
I just hope Heathcliffe returns the jet so we can all travel first class (like Fanny) to the Tattle Stag & Doe parties!
According to all her ex's Katie Price is like that.
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A Cameo. Chateau Love will gift one.
Oooooh such a good question. Such a good future homicide plot.
Amaury's subversive slappy slappy balls dumpling episode bespeaks an ever-stiffening spine.
Always thought Pottsy was perfect for her. I don't know what she's thinking...no, just no.
Hey mom, guess what, she said yes, SJ said yes. I know, I know she’s as old as you. I know I asked 13 times & she said no but the views have been down & people keep dying so she said yes. Mom stop crying, no my life isn’t ruined. No, I didn’t try to embarrass the family to hurt you. Mom, mom!
Grammy! Guess who is getting married? Yes I asked a girl. Yes a girl. I proposed to SJ with your ring. No she isn’t going to wear the ring I had to buy another ring. Grammy yes your ring was good enough it’s just she wanted this pearl, it is very rare. Grammy don’t call her a hoar.
Bubblegirl I got engaged! No, not the guy I kissed in the tub. SJ, yes the rich lady I work for. No it’s not a joke. I’m sorry you thought we would end up together. I told you, you are my best friend. Hey even bigger news I got a dog & he can play with your dog.
Equivalent of Charles calling Camilla on the eve of his wedding to Diana, to say he will always love her. The bracelet Diana found.
Darling sparrowsfart..the delta 1 is on the landing strip at area 54
( still only VIP access) reckless of #heathcliff to leave you without
Im on page four haven’t laughed so much in ages truthfully you are all the thespians of social media …. Allo allo
I’ll not hold back …. I was fuckin apoplectic….
Looking at Fanny flaps sitting in Qsuites on board to SA (5k payload ...phiphi WASENT IN VIEW)
Steph ......you'll be in a psych ward by Christmass.....
your mother can spot that little freeloader and his granny at 10 paces.
the little dildo FLEW ....Business class- second hand china !!!! she left in the stables AS A GIFT FOR HER BEACH HOUSE
WORSTE he smugly tells you Ive had that ring since my 21st bday .....ITS A SECOND HAND ...TRICE GIFTED .and his granny prised the diamond out of the ring....BUT YOUR DAUGHTER ACCEPTED IT ....
tut tut Isabelle I KNOW you taught her better,,psssst Isabelle YOU DONT THINK HES EYEING UP YOUR RING FOR HIMSELF ????
meanwhile FANNY FLAPS popped out with HER ex for breakfast and left the dildo at home with you n Percy to babysit.....
I swear I just peed myself ...... HES NOT on the thumbnail---- well a dildo is surplus to requirement ,,,when both of your exes are happily on vacay ...same time
clearly her porn is now a daily review of her company bank statements…
( have you noticed international Potts and bag head are now ALWAYS on holls same time .. now the directors have cash
to fly )I digress
our sensibilities are not to be assimilated
We saw this coming
2 years of her on her bully campaign
( wtf Maria yer back to be witch slapped by her literal witch dog … in addition to bringing phiphi to-play school ( Lidl and eamuse)
Net worth 2.5 million
2 years of cuz … dan the man ect
Grifters Sunday …. Net worth 2 million
A cook 2 Gardiners a pot man and a woodcutter
( staff costs 250 k )
one full year of darling …. Puke fest
Traveling ........11 holidays
Relatives sell their gaff and move in loveing their cooking!!!
Nutty the load bearer moves out ……..DIAMOND ON HER HAND ..A BUN HUNK WITH A PAID JOB ...IN HER BED ...well done nutty
nothing fixed - repaired or working !!!
Where’s the boiler man gone....the chapel will now cost 760k ...it was gonna cost nothing...NADA when mummy was there full time
church sold off one crumbling star at a time
And YOU HAD 7 vacays in 6 weeks ….. 2024
1 million
Here’s why you have not fucked that walking dildo out with his diamondless ring
You can string cash grab out for 2 years
Even Maria can make some cash. “. Buy Philips or Steps bouquet “
Then you’ll dump the fucker once he’s edited the final vlogmuss of you engagementy unwrapped.
But hold tight he’s got 2 nukes in his arsenal
they PAID to fly him over to intern FOR FREE. for you
Granny and mummy have the BIG RED BUTTON - on that walking dildo you are housing
and they will start their Own YouTube Channel
“ no family diamond heirloom was lost …. In this chateau “
please subscribe to our other channel
“ How to restore a chateau in less than 10 years intern for 5 .....et voila “
For the very last time Steph
It’s a bleeping farmhouse …..
and your a charlatan......but I'm loving how mummy the silent assassin its smirking at her husband
love to all I'm going back to reading...might check out the video channels here....
your all olympians .......
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Said in jest but a truer word never spoken.
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What does Hanni think about the engagement?
Oh @MojoDublin! We have missed you terribly!Darling sparrowsfart..the delta 1 is on the landing strip at area 54
( still only VIP access) reckless of #heathcliff to leave you without
Im on page four haven’t laughed so much in ages truthfully you are all the thespians of social media …. Allo allo
I’ll not hold back …. I was fuckin apoplectic….
Looking at Fanny flaps sitting in Qsuites on board to SA (5k payload ...phiphi WASENT IN VIEW)
Steph ......you'll be in a psych ward by Christmass.....
your mother can spot that little freeloader and his granny at 10 paces.
the little dildo FLEW ....Business class- second hand china !!!! she left in the stables AS A GIFT FOR HER BEACH HOUSE
WORSTE he smugly tells you Ive had that ring since my 21st bday .....ITS A SECOND HAND ...TRICE GIFTED .and his granny prised the diamond out of the ring....BUT YOUR DAUGHTER ACCEPTED IT ....
tut tut Isabelle I KNOW you taught her better,,psssst Isabelle YOU DONT THINK HES EYEING UP YOUR RING FOR HIMSELF ????
meanwhile FANNY FLAPS popped out with HER ex for breakfast and left the dildo at home with you n Percy to babysit.....
I swear I just peed myself ......
clearly her porn is now a daily review of her company bank statements…
( have you noticed international Potts and bag head are now ALWAYS on holls same time .. now the directors have cash
I digress
our sensibilities are not to be assimilated
We saw this coming
2 years of her on her bully campaign
( wtf Maria yer back to be witch slapped by her literal witch dog … in addition to bringing phiphi to-play school ( Lidl and eamuse)
Net worth 2.5 million
2 years of cuz … dan the man ect
Grifters Sunday …. Net worth 2 million
A cook 2 Gardiners a pot man and a woodcutter
( staff costs 250 k )
one full year of darling …. Puke fest
Traveling ........11 holidays
Relatives sell their gaff and move in loveing their cooking!!!
Nutty the load bearer moves out ……..
nothing fixed - repaired or working !!!
Where’s the boiler man gone....the chapel will now cost 760k ...it was gone cost nothing when mummy was there full time
church sold off one crumbling star at a time
And 7 vacays in 6 weeks ….. 2024
1 million
Here’s why you have not fucked that walking dildo out with his diamondless ring
You can string cash grab out for 2 years
Even Maria can make some cash. “. Buy Philips or Steps bouquet “
Then you’ll dump the fucker once he’s edited the final vlogmuss of you engagementy unwrapped.
But hold tight he’s got 2 nukes in his arsenal
they PAID to fly him over to intern FOR FREE. for you
Granny and mummy have the BIG RED BUTTON - on that walking dildo you are housing
and they will start their Own YouTube Channel
“ no family diamond heirloom was lost …. In this chateau “
please subscribe to our other channel
“ How to restore a chateau in less than 10 years intern for 5 .....et voila “
For the very last time Steph
It’s a bleeping farmhouse …..
and your a charlatan......but I'm loving how mummy the silent assassin its smirking at her husband
love to all I'm going back to reading...might check out the video channels here....
your all olympians .......
The sad thing is this is what they all will be thinking, but not say.
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