The Chateau Diaries #289 Teabag has a brother who is a Tealeaf

[Lady Avonlea]

There's two words to describe this staged engagement - desperate & waiting. Fanny is:

• desperate for content
• desperate for continued income
• desperate to distract attention from pending legal troubles
• desperate to distract from lack of renovations
• desperately jealous of Natti & Amuary stealing her limelight
• desperate to be the center of attention
• desperately afraid of being alone
• desperate for a travel companion & personal assistant

Maybe they will get married (I'll eat my hat), but gut feel tells me Fanny will milk this engagement for as long as the grift continues. There will be never-ending excuses. We're waiting:

• for the parrrrrfect stone (the jeweler we are working with needs hernia surgery)
• to finish the chapel (for the blessing)
• to install the paneling in the GS (for the reception)
• to repair the terrace stairs ( so I can walk down the terrace stairs to the my waiting groom)
• the reinstate lake (for pictures)
• for the marriage license (the request has been sent to the Marie's office but things take so long in France)
• for Percy to be well enough to travel to France for the wedding (never going to happen)
• for Snorty to finish his gender transition process (he looks better in a wedding dress)

Eventually they will break-up . There will be sympathy tears and Fanny will given some excuse like " Good morning. I'm afraid there's been a slight hitch. My fiancé that was... that is... he's decided we should call it a day and I quite agree with him and...well, that's it really.

 

[graciemckitten]

Couple more cd comments:
tjanderson575
3 hours ago
Saw this engagement coming from a mile away. I’m afraid that I’m a bit skeptical but hoping for the best. Either way, I’m sure everything will be fine even if it doesn’t work out long term. Congratulations nonetheless!
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@patrickharris5903
4 hours ago
holy mother of god.

 

[Stroppy]

A stoneless ring for a soulless heart. I am rolling on the floor laughing. What a pair, instead of releasing pigeons,butterfly's and balloons at their nuptials they will unleash the monkeys. Fly my pretties fly

 

[Karma baby!]

I guess she just can't let Amaury and Nati have any sort of limelight, huh?

Bwahahahaha....it's his great grandmother's ring!

I'm laughing so hard... OF COURSE it's his Great Grandmother's ring!!
He will never shut up about it!

 

[TorontoGWM]

 

[OhIDontKnow...]

That was just fucking weird. First of all he should have asked her mother for approval and permission to propose to her. You don’t spring that shit on parents. I understand the ring thing, but there’s no way he’s putting a ten carat cushion cut diamond in that ring. No way. And fellow tattlers I commend you for predicting she chose this story line because she’s out of shit to vlog and now she’ll have wedding plans, finishing the chapel and selling all the stars, fixing her yard etc for content. She can pretend she’s going to marry him for years. She can’t even pick wallpaper, so there’s no way she’s fully committed. Neither one of them are acting normal or in love. It’s weird.

 

[Karma baby!]

Well slap my ass and call me Sally.. it's actually true.. and SHE DIDN'T INCLUDE HIM IN THE THUMBNAIL

If it isn't an indicator of how their relationship works....

 

[Le Baiseur]

Honey, this isn't your 1st rodeo, you're a middle-aged woman going into your 2nd marriage. There's no need for the giggling and jumping. or calling each other "fiance" in affected accents. Are you writing "Mrs. Janssen" on your notebooks too?
Stupid, ridiculous woman.
My contempt for them grows with each vlog.

 

[Iolair]

I just saw the news and have only one thing to say...

 

[graciemckitten]

panda-wy5mk
1 hour ago
Worst engagement ring award goes to Phillip. Go and buy Stephanie a decent ring. Not some grotesque monstrous ring. She has tiny delicate hands. Those rings look a mess.

 

[Karma baby!]

Well the vlog just started and fanny has already gotten more action from that wall, than she has received from her bag holder... EVER!

 

[Jules100]

I want Stephanie Jarvis and Philip Janssen to get legally married more than I’ve wanted anything in my entire life. Is that weird?

 

[Lady Avonlea]

well one thing is for sure no one wants a double wedding with narc Fanny. Amaury and Natti are so over it -I hope they leave and he goes and starts his own business somewhere.

Amuary hearing the news of Fanny & Snorty's engagement.

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Amuary after seeing Fanny's empty engagement ring

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Amuary realizing Snorty will now be his boss

Cuz - listen up!!! Fanny has already lined up the Chapel construction crew to do more work around the shitoo. Don't wait for Little Lazy Lord Snorty to start giving you orders. Cuz, if you haven't already given notice to leave the shitoo this year, time to grows some balls, regain your self-respect and get the hell out of Fanny's shitoo circus! (and take Ratso with you!)

 

[TorontoGWM]

My best one yet, don’t you agree?

 

[Just Grift Wood]

oooooh:

@MapleTaro
12 minutes ago
He's probably picked out his part of the chateau already. Get a prenup! I'm no longer a patreon , I don't feel like bankrolling Philip's addiction.




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[Tartuffe]

Wow. I took a mini Tattle sabbatical to take care of life and so much has been happening.

Stephanie Jarvis just pulled a classic grandiose narcissist move. No way would she ever allow her own cousin and Natzi to outshine her. Fannie is evil to the core.

 

[Beau Monde]

Oh. My. God. I heard the fake news and rushed to Tattle, and I wasn't disappointed. The comments are ! That "ring!" It brings a funny memory back to me: when I was in my twenties, all my buddies were receiving fancy rings from their rich, older boyfriends. I was single and teased for not having any blingy jewelry. So I took a cheap, dime store setting (that looked exactly like Squirrelnutkins' granny ring setting sans jewel) and hot glued a crystal dresser drawer pull to it and paraded that ring in front of my buddies. "Look what my friend, Zza Zza, gave me, girls!" Got lot's o' laughs, especially when the crystal knob popped out and crashed to the floor. Good Times.

 

[marotta]

Congrats to PhiPhi on securing the bag

It will be the wedding of the century!

 

[Pippip]

She is engaged…I am laughing so much, she is so naive. He out manipulates her and she is just so unprepared for a conman who is better at it than her.

 

[TorontoGWM]