Congratulations @Patriciarella for naming the thread, and @CountessPompidoo for nominating it.
@Jules100 you name #156
Previously on The Stephanie Jarvis Comedy Show:
- Stephanie was seemingly possessed by the spirit of Marie Kondo and started cleaning up her château.
- Then she took a break to run to Venice and eat Dana's food
- Unfortunately, she blabbered about Tess' not-so-secret engagement. (Must be narc revenge for not letting her use the pink phone )
- Stephanie returned home and she got the fabulous idea of playing shop.
- Stephanie and Philip found 11 year old chutney and ate it, as if they were in the Hunger Games arena.
- Then they decided to make banana ice cream and vegan bread, much to the chagrin of Cuz.
- Now a channel called Chateau Shorts is taking the mickey out of Stephanie
Most liked posts from the previous thread:
KiKiGee
VIP Member
Sunday at 1:01 PM
Thank you @missartemis for taking the time to write a review on Trip Advisor.
CHATEAU DE LA LANDE - Updated 2022 Castle Reviews (Crozon-sur-Vauvre, France)
Chateau de la Lande, Crozon-sur-Vauvre: See 14 traveler reviews, 43 candid photos, and great deals for Chateau de la Lande, ranked #1 of 4 specialty lodging in Crozon-sur-Vauvre and rated 4.5 of 5 at Tripadvisor.
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Enthusiastic traveler
wrote a review May 2022
You take your changes by staying here if you're a fan of the YouTube or DIY content.
Review of Chateau de la Lande
Reviewed 3 weeks ago
I was both a YouTube follower and patron of the Chateau before traveling to France to stay there. I'm not anymore. I was treated like an inconvenience and an interloper. All I can say is DON'T GO. The volunteers were not paid to run the place so they had no reason to be accommodating and in some cases, they were outright rude. There was no heat in October and I was freezing - there is not a hot water bottle in existence that can keep you warm enough. They did not answer their landline and did not respond to WhatsApp when I needed important information. There was a skeleton staff of 2 people for the first 3 days of my visit so I was essentially alone in the gigantic edifice. It was eerily quiet and desolate. I was not greeted warmly but rather was grilled about my Pass Sanitaire - which I luckily secured before leaving the US. If I hadn't gotten one I would not have been able to stay there and they didn't even tell me I needed one. I was never thanked or acknowledged for my patronage and I was there for 8 days! The owner did not even take the time to talk to me for more than a few minutes much less make me feel welcome. And it needs to be said that the building is in dire need of basic repairs - It is much more "grubby" and run down then I was lead to believe and there is no safety compliance. The money being donated through Patreon is not being used to renovate but rather to decorate. There were no shutters on the windows of my apartment, no locks on the apartment door, and the cement spiral stairs had no railing. No one offered to help me get my luggage up the stairs and I am elderly and arthritic. I was basically ignored. The whole experience was a bitter disappointment. I know there are many others who have had the same experience and have not posted here but I wish they would. If you want to have an experience like the guests you see on YouTube you will be taking your chances - Don't say you weren't warned.
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Date of stay: October 2021
Room tip: Don't rent the self-catering apartments...you'll be ignored and treated like an inconvenience.
Jules100
VIP Member
Sunday at 11:47 PM
Stephanie Jarvis has unwittingly brought us together from around the world. This hate site is the best thing to come out of The Chateau Diaries. Thanks Steph!
-Also, the chateau is filthy and gross and idiots live there.
Cheers!
Last edited: Sunday at 11:58 PM
Clara Burnett
VIP Member
Yesterday at 2:39 PM
Oh, come on Dana, I know Vivienne can be a bit much but that's no reason to start name calling...is it?
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Stroppy
Active member
Monday at 9:34 AM
I wonder if the mouldy shop room is the kiss of death for Fanny's lovers:
Was
Tomaz's - spa room...
Maries - flower room...
Now
Snorty's - junk shop
There may be light at the end of the tunnel
Le Baiseur
VIP Member
Monday at 7:04 AM
More fun with MS Paint.
@Le Baiseur
What's next on The Stephanie Jarvis Comedy Show:
- Will Stephanie's cheating allegations be revealed.
- Will Marie Wiik get an actual job.
- Does Philip actually have an allergy.
- Did Albert Einstein reincarnate into one of Philip's hedgehogs...
As always lovely lurkers, newbies, oldies and returnées, the Wiki is at your disposal
@Jules100 you name #156
Previously on The Stephanie Jarvis Comedy Show:
- Stephanie was seemingly possessed by the spirit of Marie Kondo and started cleaning up her château.
- Then she took a break to run to Venice and eat Dana's food
- Unfortunately, she blabbered about Tess' not-so-secret engagement. (Must be narc revenge for not letting her use the pink phone )
- Stephanie returned home and she got the fabulous idea of playing shop.
- Stephanie and Philip found 11 year old chutney and ate it, as if they were in the Hunger Games arena.
- Then they decided to make banana ice cream and vegan bread, much to the chagrin of Cuz.
- Now a channel called Chateau Shorts is taking the mickey out of Stephanie
Most liked posts from the previous thread:
KiKiGee
VIP Member
Sunday at 1:01 PM
Thank you @missartemis for taking the time to write a review on Trip Advisor.
CHATEAU DE LA LANDE - Updated 2022 Castle Reviews (Crozon-sur-Vauvre, France)
Chateau de la Lande, Crozon-sur-Vauvre: See 14 traveler reviews, 43 candid photos, and great deals for Chateau de la Lande, ranked #1 of 4 specialty lodging in Crozon-sur-Vauvre and rated 4.5 of 5 at Tripadvisor.
Enthusiastic traveler
wrote a review May 2022
You take your changes by staying here if you're a fan of the YouTube or DIY content.
Review of Chateau de la Lande
Reviewed 3 weeks ago
I was both a YouTube follower and patron of the Chateau before traveling to France to stay there. I'm not anymore. I was treated like an inconvenience and an interloper. All I can say is DON'T GO. The volunteers were not paid to run the place so they had no reason to be accommodating and in some cases, they were outright rude. There was no heat in October and I was freezing - there is not a hot water bottle in existence that can keep you warm enough. They did not answer their landline and did not respond to WhatsApp when I needed important information. There was a skeleton staff of 2 people for the first 3 days of my visit so I was essentially alone in the gigantic edifice. It was eerily quiet and desolate. I was not greeted warmly but rather was grilled about my Pass Sanitaire - which I luckily secured before leaving the US. If I hadn't gotten one I would not have been able to stay there and they didn't even tell me I needed one. I was never thanked or acknowledged for my patronage and I was there for 8 days! The owner did not even take the time to talk to me for more than a few minutes much less make me feel welcome. And it needs to be said that the building is in dire need of basic repairs - It is much more "grubby" and run down then I was lead to believe and there is no safety compliance. The money being donated through Patreon is not being used to renovate but rather to decorate. There were no shutters on the windows of my apartment, no locks on the apartment door, and the cement spiral stairs had no railing. No one offered to help me get my luggage up the stairs and I am elderly and arthritic. I was basically ignored. The whole experience was a bitter disappointment. I know there are many others who have had the same experience and have not posted here but I wish they would. If you want to have an experience like the guests you see on YouTube you will be taking your chances - Don't say you weren't warned.
Show less
Date of stay: October 2021
Room tip: Don't rent the self-catering apartments...you'll be ignored and treated like an inconvenience.
Jules100
VIP Member
Sunday at 11:47 PM
Stephanie Jarvis has unwittingly brought us together from around the world. This hate site is the best thing to come out of The Chateau Diaries. Thanks Steph!
-Also, the chateau is filthy and gross and idiots live there.
Cheers!
Last edited: Sunday at 11:58 PM
Clara Burnett
VIP Member
Yesterday at 2:39 PM
Oh, come on Dana, I know Vivienne can be a bit much but that's no reason to start name calling...is it?
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Stroppy
Active member
Monday at 9:34 AM
I wonder if the mouldy shop room is the kiss of death for Fanny's lovers:
Was
Tomaz's - spa room...
Maries - flower room...
Now
Snorty's - junk shop
There may be light at the end of the tunnel
Le Baiseur
VIP Member
Monday at 7:04 AM
More fun with MS Paint.
@Le Baiseur
What's next on The Stephanie Jarvis Comedy Show:
- Will Stephanie's cheating allegations be revealed.
- Will Marie Wiik get an actual job.
- Does Philip actually have an allergy.
- Did Albert Einstein reincarnate into one of Philip's hedgehogs...
As always lovely lurkers, newbies, oldies and returnées, the Wiki is at your disposal