Tasha & Tanya #55 M&S treats and life on repeat

[LurkyTheLurker]

Battle of the holidays Tash going to Italy with her hubby and Tan going with her imagination

 

[Be More Pacific]

Bloody hell can’t believe she’s posted this on insta.

Very disappointing that there's no shot on him on a gurney going into the ambulance. Missed a trick there.

 

[Housewife34]

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Oops - for someone who works in a garage..

 

[Nayalove96]

My favourite has got to be tan tan making her daughter dress up in her subway uniform to make them fake ass subways in lockdown LOOOOL

 

[swimming]

My fave lockdown fakeaway was when she did “Ashford pub basket meals” and wrote something like “everyone seated, drinks ordered and looking through the menu. Lots of giggles and chats round the table”.
…… Then in the next shot you could just see taco at the table with a little red basket with fish fingers and oven chips in

 

[Sugarhoney]

I am so excited to see how she manages to fake a whole holiday with her imaginary pals

It’ll be like on home alone when Kevin is dancing with the balloons that he’s made into people shape and the burglars are outside thinking there’s a party

 

[Lord Farquad]

Bowling was tiring? I thought she’d be used to lugging balls about seeing as she carries Taco’s in her pocket but hey ho

 

[Nayalove96]

Thread suggestion - The Ts have gone boring, thread is dying, Tash needs a wash & Tan is still lying.

 

[Mrsturnerreturns]

Thread suggestion - With Tasha already focusing on end of year dates, our Tanya is still pretending to have mates.

 

[MyWorld]

goes 200 miles or so from Sussex to Devon and she’s still in bed in her caravan with the tv on and a cup of tea! Exactly what she does when she’s at home!

 

[Lord Farquad]

I knew Tranya castrated him.

 

[Gossngiggles]

I think she is massively jealous of Tasha who she sees as being beneath her and has got it into her head that it’s some kind of competition between them. Her Instagram pictures often look nicer and more classy than Tasha’s and she can string a sentence together but I would bet anything that Tasha is naturally a warmer, kinder person and that’s why she is jealous.

 

[JoJo81]

Hey hope you’re ok?
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Bless Trasha, and bet she thinks it’s the real deal

My husband died on Tuesday suddenly and unexpectedly im not coping well we need him

 

[Crazymum]

Bloody hell can’t believe she’s posted this on insta.

 

[Mrsturnerreturns]

Friends over for lunch. Just one thing missing…… the fucking friends

 

[Bob93]

So Tash posted a photo of Stonehenge which she didn’t actually see, and Tan posted a photo of her daughter she didn’t actually see?

 

[Lord Farquad]

The FYI. She’s so passive aggressive.

Yeah okay Tran, you were first with the shitty baskets 4 years ago but your arch nemesis was the first to become a legitimate Ashford 4 x 4 years ago so sit fuck down

 

[littlemissgiggles]

Love how she made the photo black and white for the extra dramatic effect . Attention seeking cow.

 

[Lord Farquad]

My fave lockdown fakeaway was when she did “Ashford pub basket meals” and wrote something like “everyone seated, drinks ordered and looking through the menu. Lots of giggles and chats round the table”.
…… Then in the next shot you could just see taco at the table with a little red basket with fish fingers and oven chips in

I’ll be an Ashford before she is

 

[Roxy]

“So grateful for our wonderful colleagues for jumping on and looking after all of our work!” FFS Tan, even when your fella has a suspected heart attack you still find an excuse to harp on about how super busy you both are at work. Ooh, mustn’t forget the in-tray!