PatsyDarlin
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Is this going to be Rex new annex?
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Is this going to be Rex new annex?
aldiwaitrose
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She looks like mini me from Austin powers
SequinLover
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Mini Mick or what.
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Anotherdayanotherwalk
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A quick recap of the last thread:
- Rose (aka Roses, Opal Fruit) has managed two trips into the garden in her 6 weeks of life so far
- Other than that she appears to spend 90% of her time peering confusedly at Stacey's face which is typically about a hairs width away from her own and very rarely leaves the bedsit.
- There is some uncertainty whether she is exclusively breastfed or mixed fed. Tattlers generally agree that simply fed is best and it would have been a good opportunity for Stacey to be a bit more open about the challenges of breast feeding.
- The annex lads have pretty much dropped off the face of the earth and are presumably working their way through the last of the pot noodles.
- Joe is proud of his "bossing it" also known as parenting to us mere mortals.
Hopefully that's a good start!
- Rose (aka Roses, Opal Fruit) has managed two trips into the garden in her 6 weeks of life so far
- Other than that she appears to spend 90% of her time peering confusedly at Stacey's face which is typically about a hairs width away from her own and very rarely leaves the bedsit.
- There is some uncertainty whether she is exclusively breastfed or mixed fed. Tattlers generally agree that simply fed is best and it would have been a good opportunity for Stacey to be a bit more open about the challenges of breast feeding.
- The annex lads have pretty much dropped off the face of the earth and are presumably working their way through the last of the pot noodles.
- Joe is proud of his "bossing it" also known as parenting to us mere mortals.
Hopefully that's a good start!
I was wondering what the hell the other parents thought when she turned up at the school yesterday clad in the obligatory fleece and looking, and I quote, like she’d ‘been dragged through a hedge backwards’! 
One thing’s for sure, she would have made a right old song and dance of it; let’s not forget she was doing something monumental so soon after having Opal Fruit after all, but hey, no one can say that Stacey Solomon’s not a trooper eh… oh wait… 
Mum One: *whispering in the ear of the person next to her* ‘Christ on a bike, look at what the cat’s dragged in! There’s proof money can’t buy you taste if ever I’ve seen it! Mind, I thought she was friendly with that Hinch, she doesn’t look very clean does she?!’
SS: ‘Hiya babes, oooooh what am I like, just about got us all ere on time this morning, everything just takes so much longer when you have a baby! Anyways, how are you all? Sorry I’ve not been about much, I’ve barely left the house for six weeks as well, I had a baby!’
Mum One: ‘Congratulations! What’s this about you not leaving the house for six weeks though? Is everything alright, were there problems?’
SS: ‘Yes, a wonderful little baby girl after all those horrible boys! We’re fine though; what do you mean was there a problem?’
Mum Two: ‘Well y’know with you being in the house for 6 weeks and we haven’t seen you here in months! Perhaps you had a C-section or was she premature?’
SS: ‘Er, C-section, premature, well she was very small but well, nope neither of those…’
Mum One: ‘Oh right, ok, just a bit confused as why you’ve been at home for so long then; I mean, you only had a baby, it’s not like you had major surgery or it’s a disability! Georgia over there gave birth at the weekend and she’s been doing the school run all week!’
SS: ‘Erm, tee hee’
Mum Two: ‘I just think it’s good job us woman have the babies, I mean if it was down to men they’d just take to their bed for a month after giving birth, barely moving and ignoring everything else that needed doing, you know what they’re like!’
SS:
‘Is that the time, best dash, the baby needs feeding and all, ta rah!’
One thing’s for sure, she would have made a right old song and dance of it; let’s not forget she was doing something monumental so soon after having Opal Fruit after all, but hey, no one can say that Stacey Solomon’s not a trooper eh… oh wait… Mum One: *whispering in the ear of the person next to her* ‘Christ on a bike, look at what the cat’s dragged in! There’s proof money can’t buy you taste if ever I’ve seen it! Mind, I thought she was friendly with that Hinch, she doesn’t look very clean does she?!’
SS: ‘Hiya babes, oooooh what am I like, just about got us all ere on time this morning, everything just takes so much longer when you have a baby! Anyways, how are you all? Sorry I’ve not been about much, I’ve barely left the house for six weeks as well, I had a baby!’
Mum One: ‘Congratulations! What’s this about you not leaving the house for six weeks though? Is everything alright, were there problems?’
SS: ‘Yes, a wonderful little baby girl after all those horrible boys! We’re fine though; what do you mean was there a problem?’
Mum Two: ‘Well y’know with you being in the house for 6 weeks and we haven’t seen you here in months! Perhaps you had a C-section or was she premature?’
SS: ‘Er, C-section, premature, well she was very small but well, nope neither of those…’
Mum One: ‘Oh right, ok, just a bit confused as why you’ve been at home for so long then; I mean, you only had a baby, it’s not like you had major surgery or it’s a disability! Georgia over there gave birth at the weekend and she’s been doing the school run all week!’
SS: ‘Erm, tee hee’
Mum Two: ‘I just think it’s good job us woman have the babies, I mean if it was down to men they’d just take to their bed for a month after giving birth, barely moving and ignoring everything else that needed doing, you know what they’re like!’
SS:
‘Is that the time, best dash, the baby needs feeding and all, ta rah!’
eggfriedrice
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Her new Insta story…. Wtf??? How can you not notice your leggings are THAT see through!!!
redstraw16
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Joe must have some chronic biting habit for his nails to be that bad… 
redstraw16
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I don’t know what’s worse:
A) her pretending she didn’t notice everyone can see her underwear
B) she didn’t notice but Joe did and didn’t have the decency to tell her
A) her pretending she didn’t notice everyone can see her underwear
B) she didn’t notice but Joe did and didn’t have the decency to tell her
jackolantern
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I really wish piercing a child's ears was made illegal. I don't care how cute you think it looks, it's abusive, you are quite literally forcing metal through your child's flesh just for aesthetic value. Is your child not beautiful enough without? Christ let them be babies, obsessing over their looks can wait. If you look at a tiny little baby and it even enters your head to pierce a hole in them, you need counselling. Nothing screams chav more than a newborn with diamante studs.
bagpuss17278
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Title suggestion: when Stacey calls her boob an udder, it makes all us tattlers shudder
GarlicSausage
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People were asking Harry if he was at pickle cottage and he said "is that what they call it? I just call it dads house"
Tui
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And dangerous. Babies have died when they have slipped down and covered their mouth. Can’t be comfortable either.Those bows are hideous
Also while I’m ranting on it why the fuck didn’t Opal fruit have a hat on outside the other day. Gahhhh
Asparagus123
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Joe always reminds me of Stan Laurel
giftmesh*t
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Roess will do her first fart and it will smell of unicorns and rainbows on a summers day!
They See Me Trolling...
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OCD is a serious rehabilitating condition that people have to do repetitive actions as they believe (for example) their children will die, it’s not enjoying the aesthetic of an organised cupboard.
foxcubs1000
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I see Danielle Lloyd called her baby Autumn Rose is she trolling Stacey? Shell be livid.
is she trolling Stacey? Shell be livid.
MooMooG
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I really don’t understand what’s wrong with just leaving stuff in the box/packet it came in
