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Anotherdayanotherwalk
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A quick recap of the last thread:
- Rose (aka Roses, Opal Fruit) has managed two trips into the garden in her 6 weeks of life so far
- Other than that she appears to spend 90% of her time peering confusedly at Stacey's face which is typically about a hairs width away from her own and very rarely leaves the bedsit.
- There is some uncertainty whether she is exclusively breastfed or mixed fed. Tattlers generally agree that simply fed is best and it would have been a good opportunity for Stacey to be a bit more open about the challenges of breast feeding.
- The annex lads have pretty much dropped off the face of the earth and are presumably working their way through the last of the pot noodles.
- Joe is proud of his "bossing it" also known as parenting to us mere mortals.
Hopefully that's a good start!
- Rose (aka Roses, Opal Fruit) has managed two trips into the garden in her 6 weeks of life so far
- Other than that she appears to spend 90% of her time peering confusedly at Stacey's face which is typically about a hairs width away from her own and very rarely leaves the bedsit.
- There is some uncertainty whether she is exclusively breastfed or mixed fed. Tattlers generally agree that simply fed is best and it would have been a good opportunity for Stacey to be a bit more open about the challenges of breast feeding.
- The annex lads have pretty much dropped off the face of the earth and are presumably working their way through the last of the pot noodles.
- Joe is proud of his "bossing it" also known as parenting to us mere mortals.
Hopefully that's a good start!
giftmesh*t
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Roess will do her first fart and it will smell of unicorns and rainbows on a summers day!
Turmeric123
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But what song will she play while recording the fart - has to be a slowed down version of something
Noseycow2020
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MooMooG
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It’s got to be “Wind beneath my wings”But what song will she play while recording the fart - has to be a slowed down version of something
Turmeric123
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It’s got to be “Wind beneath my wings”
Sogdhitalley
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Take my breathe away or Candle in the windBut what song will she play while recording the fart - has to be a slowed down version of something
I was wondering what the hell the other parents thought when she turned up at the school yesterday clad in the obligatory fleece and looking, and I quote, like she’d ‘been dragged through a hedge backwards’! 
One thing’s for sure, she would have made a right old song and dance of it; let’s not forget she was doing something monumental so soon after having Opal Fruit after all, but hey, no one can say that Stacey Solomon’s not a trooper eh… oh wait…
Mum One: *whispering in the ear of the person next to her* ‘Christ on a bike, look at what the cat’s dragged in! There’s proof money can’t buy you taste if ever I’ve seen it! Mind, I thought she was friendly with that Hinch, she doesn’t look very clean does she?!’
SS: ‘Hiya babes, oooooh what am I like, just about got us all ere on time this morning, everything just takes so much longer when you have a baby! Anyways, how are you all? Sorry I’ve not been about much, I’ve barely left the house for six weeks as well, I had a baby!’
Mum One: ‘Congratulations! What’s this about you not leaving the house for six weeks though? Is everything alright, were there problems?’
SS: ‘Yes, a wonderful little baby girl after all those horrible boys! We’re fine though; what do you mean was there a problem?’
Mum Two: ‘Well y’know with you being in the house for 6 weeks and we haven’t seen you here in months! Perhaps you had a C-section or was she premature?’
SS: ‘Er, C-section, premature, well she was very small but well, nope neither of those…’
Mum One: ‘Oh right, ok, just a bit confused as why you’ve been at home for so long then; I mean, you only had a baby, it’s not like you had major surgery or it’s a disability! Georgia over there gave birth at the weekend and she’s been doing the school run all week!’
SS: ‘Erm, tee hee’
Mum Two: ‘I just think it’s good job us woman have the babies, I mean if it was down to men they’d just take to their bed for a month after giving birth, barely moving and ignoring everything else that needed doing, you know what they’re like!’
SS:
‘Is that the time, best dash, the baby needs feeding and all, ta rah!’
One thing’s for sure, she would have made a right old song and dance of it; let’s not forget she was doing something monumental so soon after having Opal Fruit after all, but hey, no one can say that Stacey Solomon’s not a trooper eh… oh wait… Mum One: *whispering in the ear of the person next to her* ‘Christ on a bike, look at what the cat’s dragged in! There’s proof money can’t buy you taste if ever I’ve seen it! Mind, I thought she was friendly with that Hinch, she doesn’t look very clean does she?!’
SS: ‘Hiya babes, oooooh what am I like, just about got us all ere on time this morning, everything just takes so much longer when you have a baby! Anyways, how are you all? Sorry I’ve not been about much, I’ve barely left the house for six weeks as well, I had a baby!’
Mum One: ‘Congratulations! What’s this about you not leaving the house for six weeks though? Is everything alright, were there problems?’
SS: ‘Yes, a wonderful little baby girl after all those horrible boys! We’re fine though; what do you mean was there a problem?’
Mum Two: ‘Well y’know with you being in the house for 6 weeks and we haven’t seen you here in months! Perhaps you had a C-section or was she premature?’
SS: ‘Er, C-section, premature, well she was very small but well, nope neither of those…’
Mum One: ‘Oh right, ok, just a bit confused as why you’ve been at home for so long then; I mean, you only had a baby, it’s not like you had major surgery or it’s a disability! Georgia over there gave birth at the weekend and she’s been doing the school run all week!’
SS: ‘Erm, tee hee’
Mum Two: ‘I just think it’s good job us woman have the babies, I mean if it was down to men they’d just take to their bed for a month after giving birth, barely moving and ignoring everything else that needed doing, you know what they’re like!’
SS:
‘Is that the time, best dash, the baby needs feeding and all, ta rah!’SequinLover
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Mini Mick or what.
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Tui
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The swash genes are strong! Nice to see her in something not-pink though
sharonstoned
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Those bows are hideous 
Tui
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And dangerous. Babies have died when they have slipped down and covered their mouth. Can’t be comfortable either.Those bows are hideous
Also while I’m ranting on it why the fuck didn’t Opal fruit have a hat on outside the other day. Gahhhh
aldiwaitrose
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She looks like mini me from Austin powers
theteacherlife
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Looks like she’s brushed Mick’s hair though!
Pigglet9876
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Gosh Rex looks clean and tidy today bet he thinks it's his birthday bless him!
Loulou9999
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He looks lovely today that’s all it takes … why the feck is she allowing him to swing that baby chair like that