OK here's the run down
Sarah is v.grumpy because she might have to get a fake christmas tree. Sarah has NEVER had a fake christmas tree, and if you're the person who buys a fake tree then "what is wrong with you (haha totally kidding!)".
she doesn't think she's superior just because she likes real trees, she just thinks real trees are more superior than fake ones. Yes, ladys, gents, and enbys, this vlog is about Sarah's Christmas being ruined because she can't find a real tree
She goes so far as to say she's "tainted" because her dad always took her christmas tree shopping, so she can never enjoy a fake one.
Oh, also if she buys a fake one she'll never use it again (she actually said that)
She loves everything about Christmas - the planning and the responsibility.
Sarah can't find a good christmas tree, and even the place that sells a bunch of trees out of their garage doesn't have any available.
Side note: she came
this close to doxxing another company, I swear.
Here's a literal transcript from YouTube CC
so i go on the facebook group i see the latest status update: "we're sold out for the day". that's okay it's open-ended; "we're sold out
for the day". great they comment again "we'll give an update as to when we will get the next shipment" great there's gonna be more we'll just go another day. next status update "Sorry to report to you all but we are done for the year no more christmas trees"
She was so dramatic about it all, I truly thought she would call them out for not posting more updates, and blaming them for Sez babe not having a real tree. I digress.
2020 is a tough year, and I guess things could be worse than having a fake tree but it just the ONE thing Sarah really wants!!!
Kurt plays with Fox. It's cute because he's engaging with him. Sarah demands they all leave and Kurt says "if your mum doesn't get a real christmas tree, she's going to ruin christmas for all of us". Cute.
Sarah keeps "joking" about the seriousness of this, but it's weird. She puts Focks on her shoulders and he has an electric drill; the one not suitable for kids under 3
Sarah tries to tell Kurt he doesn't understand her frustraition because she always had real ones and now she might not. Kurt interrupts and says he does understand, because having fake trees made you want real ones (WHAT IS THE OBESSION HERE?!). Sarah says the smell is what she loves, but when Kurt suggests a business idea of scented plastic trees she grits her teeth. WHY, WHY SARAH WHY. PLASTIC TREES ARE A GOOD OPTION IF THEY ARE WELL-MADE AND LOOKED AFTER. WE HAD A PLASTIC TREE FOR 10 YEARS GROWING UP. IT WAS PERFECT. FUCK YOU AND YOUR— sorry.
They drive from place to place. Surprised little miss Earth didn't say she normally would ride her bike to get a tree.
They freak out about spending $200 on a tree. Says the woman who bought a $10,000 couch
They find out the lack of trees and the very small size is due to the fires at the start of the year, and I mention this because once again Kurt drives without a seatbelt. It's like his kink to start driving and then put on a seatbelt. He's done a few times. He puts on the selt belt after a few metres along
Sarah now talks about her Christmas dinner party. Beige is literally one of the colours of her theme, which is surprising for someone who bitched about not having a colourful house recently. She wants candy canes but is THICK and decides last minute not to buy them because... the red and white doesn't go with the theme. Wow. Who woulda thunk candy canes were red and white
The table decor looks like it's for a birthday party or a nice Sunday lunch, not Christmas. Like, no you don't
need to look Christmassy at christmas, you do you. BUT she spent ages fucking banging on about how she needed to have a christmas party that looked festive.
Idk why she went with a pink table cloth, white flowers, and some white/cream coloured dried flower garland. Sarah doesn't film the lunch which is actually odd...
that's it. It ends on the empty table, and then shows a short video of her explaining to Fox the importance of christmas tree decoration but we can't hear it under the music.