- Apparently she has already filmed this 3 times. I believe this actually the third time it has been filmed. ‘The world doesn’t want her to talk about her wedding’ e.g. dogs barking, jack hammering etc etc
- Spent the whole weekend planning (on her digital detox lol)
- She is sharing all the juicy wedding goss with us, her best friends
- 2 minute 20 second Esmi plug where she mentions her promo code twice
- Fox will be ring bearer but he is so HiGh EnErGy so they will need to tie the rings to the cushion since it is an outdoor wedding the rings might go flying into the ocean
- Wedding to be held at favourite place eva, where she is so present at Elements. A resort in none other than Byron Bay for anyone who has missed it. Confirmed miss religious is not getting married in a church
- Wedding will be so easy since the ceremony and reception is all at Elements
- For her, weddings she has loved are not just about the aesthetics but about the feel
- 5 bridesmaids (2 sisters, tanika and ? ?). She hasn’t told them yet but in their soul they know. She is getting them gold chain bracelets with their initial
- Control Queen has a better idea of what she wants them to wear now that she’s picked her dress but in the same breath doesn’t really care what they wear (as if) as long as they are comfortable 3
- The dress……….. (this is another bestie chat)
But we are not bridesmaids, just guests at the wedding
She tried to make a dress mood board but it was very inconsistent
She went to 3 stores didn’t love any dresses until the last one she went to which is the same boutique her older sister got her dress at
Fox had to get babysat for her to go wedding dress shopping with her sisters and Tanika
She found her classic me dress. Went back to try it on for the second time. She said its super her and super Sezzy but she didn’t have that ‘yes’ moment where she knew it was meant to be her dress
Owner asks her to try on another dress from the same designer in her size because when you try on wedding dress they’re obviously not in your size. She was trying on size 12 dresses which obviously had to be clamped because she’s actually a size 8.
She ended up liking this dress. Tanika already asked her to try it on the first time and she shut her down because it wasn’t her style.
She leaves the boutique not having ordered a dress. Now we have Dress A (the size 12 dress) and Dress B (the size 8 dress).
Dress A had her heart but she felt to flustered so she made a collage of the ‘polar opposite’ dresses and asked six close friends (who? lol) for their opinion and no one gave her an answer
She had to order the dress otherwise it wouldn’t be ready for her May wedding. Busy boss milf mum doesn’t have time to go back to the boutique because she’s so busy so she HAS to pick off the photos.
She orders Dress A and pays the deposit. Feels empty inside and flat. Boutique owner sends her emojis of “champagne, flowers and woo” and scuz is like “eh. no. i’m not feeling like that”
Goes to the gym because thats where she thinks best and mid burpee it comes to her that she needs to order the other dress. She runs to her phone and says “I know I’m the most annoying customer you’ve ever had”. Changes her mind. All good because they haven’t ordered the dress. The owner texts her again, “champagne, flowers, fireworks” and she feels “champagne, flowers, fireworks in her soul”
Ordering Dress A and feeling the regret made her know she needed to order Dress B.
- Usual Byron flowers are dried palms and she loves that but it’s been done
She’s not going total neutral or total pink. Somewhere in between.
- She is getting a wedding planner but she says she is a CONTROL FREAK and so she wants to be involved in picking everything but in terms of it all coming together and running smoothly on the day she doesn’t want any part of it
- Getting ‘deep’ talking about budget - “This is a safe space, a kind space, we don’t open the doors to the mean people, to the trolls, to the haterz with a z”
Again, we are her friends this is a personal sit down chat
No idea how much wedding stuff cost cause ‘wedding tax’
Being realistic about COVID rules have 3 different guest lists, 150 people, 120 people and 70 people. Apparently if another wave hit they would be all g to go ahead with their 70 people wedding
She’s “heard through the grapevine” that restrictions on dancing at weddings could be lifted by May
In her mind she’s planning for a wedding of 120 people (sorry to those 30 who just got axed)
Byron weddings are beautiful but not cheap. A base Byron wedding is AUD$50k excluding flowers. They do not want to go above and beyond but housing her family, Kurt’s family and their wedding party for a few days before and they are also getting flowers, cake and entertainment (likely a live performer) but don’t worry guys she isn’t getting fire dancers even though Focean would love it
She does not have a locked in budget because she doesn’t know how much things are (think she is forgetting a budget is based off how much you’re willing to spend rather than just the cost of what you want)
Her flowers may be 5k or 10k she has no idea
Getting a 3 course dinner + drinks (base drinks since they aren’t big drinkers)
- Baby #2
They already feel like a family since they’re engaged, have a house, a dog, and a child
They ‘feel’ married
They want to be legally married before their second baby
She is clucky. Inserts definition of clucky. Uses word clucky in definition.
The past 2 months have been baby fever and she is getting hot and stingy boobs which is what happens when lactating and they’re missing a newborn
They’re trying on their honeymoon but she is hesitant because she doesn’t want people to ask if she is pregnant or trying etc etc
Reminds people to be kind because it can be hard to get pregnant (no mention of PCOS and how this may impact) and they might not pregnant as quick as Fox.
- WED SHRED
Comes with negative connotations but she doesn’t know any brides who haven’t gone for a walk/eaten healthy/increased their fitness to look their best on their wedding day. Tells people to do whatever makes you feel happy and confident
For her, she is very confident in her body and routine right now. If she trained harder or ate cleaner she think she would spiral off no balance
, because maybe she thought with those fake nails it would look a bit cheap? It's just my thought. Because otherwise I don't understand why ffs would a mother of a nuuborn with freshly done nails for her 5 day vacation bother and spend the time (even if it's 30min , you are on your holiday and you can spend it better with your kid!)getting them removed just before you go back home?
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It already irks me how often Sarah has spelling errors in her posts and story captions (cue the infamous "becasue"). Like, if this is your full-time job, do it properly? It just shows she doesn't check her work or if she does, she doesn't care to correct it? If this happened at my work when emailing clients or writing reports, it would just be viewed as lazy and unprofessional.
