ITS RECAP TIME!!!
So Sarah aka Marjorie Dawes aka the only single mother in Ireland is doing her best to keep covid alive.
she's deffo In bettys will as she’s doing everything to kill her Nan.
she’s a single mam for the gram
She can’t maintain anymore so we don’t get weigh in results
She’s mother Theresa as she gave some poor family the diarrhea inducing nutriquick for Xmas Eve
She literally thinks she’s a belter but shes really a melter who belongs in a shelter
She’s trying to kill her mother in hospital by sending up just chipper burgers and mawky food! Now tina has 12 chins
She’s had to cancel her 70th cos of covid and it’s gonna be on sky news as their breaking story it’s so important!
she still claims she’s self employed but still only has the 1 cash box and weighing scales!
she is A SINGLE MOTHER who gets more in maintenance than a part time Job
She looked like a bleeping security guard in her shirt Xmas day!
I think she ate her dog! No seriously where is he?
the hologram made a few appearances so she could play the song how long will I love you?
she took out her rats tails but she still has a head like a melted lion bar!
she’s in the fear now after all the drink so we are getting a pity party!
she’s changed flashback Friday pictures to filter the duck out of them Friday!
shes got the ugliest kitchen clock that I think should be on tv now with Phil Taylor as a dartboard in the ally pally!
She’s BA to some cheap picture framing crowd!
shd thinks she’s gonna get her 80th for free by tagging the hotel!
she got her Botox . She looks older.
her ass has doubled and when she thinks she is being super cool she dances in the kitchen and cork shakes
all in all she’s not restricting, she’s enjoying life, spreading covid if she gets the chance and eating anything in front of her! The bleep.