Buckle up rat gerlz, Val is in Dubia to shag punters celebrate her birthday. Actually she spent her birthday in the bogs taking pictures of herself. Wow happy memories. Can't wait to bring the girls there can ya Sal, better make sure Lisa the Enabler books the time off work to chaperone.
She's given us a few strong looks including - the ball head, Claire's Accessories kids sunglasses, the Pete Burns of Tuebrook, the shaved waist and Valenciaga carrier bag, Jimmy Hill chin, gurning, the "dog ate my hoodie", and the last one which deserves pride of place on the new thread... the sequin thrush nappy
She may have lost her luggage but the Valmain blazer lives on. It's almost like she was talking shite and didn't lose her luggage at all.
Title from @Cilla Slack and @Stripper Vicar - congrats gerls, you win a camel ride around the pyramids of Giza. One at a time please, don't want to spook the camels again.
Previous thread: https://tattle.life/threads/sallie-axl-51-the-tuebrook-ostrich-having-a-wine-and-a-line.33026/
She's given us a few strong looks including - the ball head, Claire's Accessories kids sunglasses, the Pete Burns of Tuebrook, the shaved waist and Valenciaga carrier bag, Jimmy Hill chin, gurning, the "dog ate my hoodie", and the last one which deserves pride of place on the new thread... the sequin thrush nappy
She may have lost her luggage but the Valmain blazer lives on. It's almost like she was talking shite and didn't lose her luggage at all.
Title from @Cilla Slack and @Stripper Vicar - congrats gerls, you win a camel ride around the pyramids of Giza. One at a time please, don't want to spook the camels again.
Previous thread: https://tattle.life/threads/sallie-axl-51-the-tuebrook-ostrich-having-a-wine-and-a-line.33026/
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