Recap
In the words of my good little friend Bosco , his friend Marion and of course me
Bosco”What are we going to do today Marion?”
Marion”We are going to hold onto our chain , give it a rub and have a cry in the wardrobe , aren’t we Bosco?”
Bosco”Yes, Marion, we’re going to hold our chain, give it a rub and cry in the wardrobe”
Marion- That’s right Bosco! And then we have a special surprise for everyone Bosco!”
Bosco” Oh I love surprises Marion, what is it?”
Marion”Well, after our cry in the wardrobe, we have a special guest and they are going to help us sell a load of clothes Bosco! Everyone will be so excited , won’t they?” Marion begins to fake laugh , followed by more fake laughs , and more fake laughs “muahaha”
Bosco”Oh goodie, yes they’ll be so excited Marion”
Marion”Now Bosco, it’s time for the magic door and behind todays magic door , we might see our special guest “
Bosco”Yes Marion! Oh I can’t wait !”
Bosco and Marion “Knock knock open wide , see what’s on the other side , knock knock any more, come with me through the magic door!”
Magic door swings open and Tina river dances out with a load of clothes hanging off her whilst playing a tin whistle ! Surprise!
“I’m after gehhin loadsa messages from yiz all askin me where I got me leggins tha I had on yesterday and lads yiz are gas , ye have me in stitches with yer messages abouh the coffee... it’s noh milk... ihs a milky coffee , ah I was howling ah yiz all ! I’ll pop up the video of d leggins now because I cried in the wardrobe to geh as many of yiz feeling sorry for me as possible so yiz will all buy wha I’m sellin
“So first up, I have dese gorgeous leggins , now as yiz can see, they’re super stretchy, super high waisted and look if I jus rub em here you can see they’re super soft , I paired em here wih this shakeh and I’ll show yiz tha next , and I’ll leave the swipe up here for dese”
“Lads look ah dis, I just love a shakeh, again, it’s super super soft. I have ih open here , but I’ll show yiz ih closed , now dere ih open and now dere ih is closed ... absolutely gorgeousssss ... look ah tha and I’ll leave de swipe up here “
“I also paired the leggins wih this fab boohs, perfect for puhhin de bins ouh or shovelling a a bihha snow and paired wih dis black hah ... look ah tha ... gorgeousssssssss and I’ll leave de swipe for dese here “