Niomi Smart #81 Niomi & Donkey - Part Deux Manipulation Wins

[curiouscat106]

Wonder how long she’ll stick with substack - clearly no one is paying for her drivel.

 

[Callan]

Stumbled across this on the gram. Nim if you're reading, it describes you. Please don't copy-paste it for your next caption or "article" though.

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Alan Watts is a gem, love him, that explanation of his words was so froggy lol but basically yes!

 

[Anonimus007]

Certainly not with the way Nims is dressing down these days, especially compared to her mum and grandma. What even is that thing on her side? Some sort of tracker so Donkey can keep a tab on her?
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I’ve always find Niomi beautiful (despite her personality), especially in the Joe are, but the sun damage, the undereating, strict working outs aged her badly. In two years her mother will look younger than her

 

[coriander]

They really seem to be living separate lives at the moment.....it will be her birthday soon but is he going to be back for it? Seems premature to announce that they've rekindled when their relationship looks non-existent

 

[londongirl2001]

They really seem to be living separate lives at the moment.....it will be her birthday soon but is he going to be back for it? Seems premature to announce that they've rekindled when their relationship looks non-existent

Maybe this is part of their new deal. They did spend almost every day together until the breakup. First time Niomi went anywhere without him was last summer when she was invited to events in London. Normally I’d call this an improvement, but with these two there’s got a be toxic reason for this.

 

[Flybubble]

Maybe this is part of their new deal. They did spend almost every day together until the breakup. First time Niomi went anywhere without him was last summer when she was invited to events in London. Normally I’d call this an improvement, but with these two there’s got a be toxic reason for this.

So why get back together? Not for the optics I hope

 

[Coldfeet]

They really seem to be living separate lives at the moment.....it will be her birthday soon but is he going to be back for it? Seems premature to announce that they've rekindled when their relationship looks non-existent

Bet there's plenty going on behind SM scenes. He'll be busy planning something spechul for her 🈲️

 

[curiouscat106]

No gushing post on the anniversary of the day they met this year… oh wait, he was in Texas with Missy

 

[Definitely Maybe]

Niomi 'free the nipple' Smart, never mind 'substack' - more 'substandard' !

 

[kittymeowlondon]

I'd stopped following in here once they'd broken up and now I find out they're back together? Anyone got any butterfly stickers so we can rewrite "fate"?

anyone wanna make some red butterfly stickers that say 'leave him alone' in a pattern on the wings
I could put them up around london.....hehehe

 

[mg95]

Bet there's plenty going on behind SM scenes. He'll be busy planning something spechul for her 🈲️

another chinese takeaway but this time on the brighton sea wall

 

[Ello22]

Posted this on Lordon’s thread but might be interesting here too in case anyone has done any deep dives on these creepy dudes he’s hanging out with:

Is he still at the Sovereignty Ranch with this Human Garage guy (incidentally, I keep reading this as Human Garbage - probably an accurate description)?

They have scammer cultish vibes. They all seem like conspiracy theorist Trump supporters. Is Niomi really gonna let herself get involved with this? It’s next level nuts and I’m starting to feel worried for her.

They seem to film everything for social media and will definitely be after her to cash in on her influence.

This is like a true crime movie / misery memoir happening before our eyes. Niomi - save yourself!!!

 

[londongirl2001]

Posted this on Lordon’s thread but might be interesting here too in case anyone has done any deep dives on these creepy dudes he’s hanging out with:

Is he still at the Sovereignty Ranch with this Human Garage guy (incidentally, I keep reading this as Human Garbage - probably an accurate description)?

They have scammer cultish vibes. They all seem like conspiracy theorist Trump supporters. Is Niomi really gonna let herself get involved with this? It’s next level nuts and I’m starting to feel worried for her.

They seem to film everything for social media and will definitely be after her to cash in on her influence.

This is like a true crime movie / misery memoir happening before our eyes. Niomi - save yourself!!!

She must be fully aware of his scammer ways and friends. But something happened before India that she decided he’s worth it.

 

[Callan]

She must be fully aware of his scammer ways and friends. But something happened before India that she decided he’s worth it.

She just wants a camera man but If she just got one of those selfie sticks she wouldn't need Jamie and she'd be free.

 

[curiouscat106]

Posted this on Lordon’s thread but might be interesting here too in case anyone has done any deep dives on these creepy dudes he’s hanging out with:

Is he still at the Sovereignty Ranch with this Human Garage guy (incidentally, I keep reading this as Human Garbage - probably an accurate description)?

They have scammer cultish vibes. They all seem like conspiracy theorist Trump supporters. Is Niomi really gonna let herself get involved with this? It’s next level nuts and I’m starting to feel worried for her.

They seem to film everything for social media and will definitely be after her to cash in on her influence.

This is like a true crime movie / misery memoir happening before our eyes. Niomi - save yourself!!!

Oh my days! I looked on coachhalin’s stories… WTActualF?!
Lordon is the guy in the green t-shirt and I’ve really no idea what’s going on there but oh Nims what are are you thinking with this guy?!

 

[Ello22]

I know right? It’s like they’re flicking something out of their poo holes

 

[Jelly Bean]

Oh my days! I looked on coachhalin’s stories… WTActualF?!
Lordon is the guy in the green t-shirt and I’ve really no idea what’s going on there but oh Nims what are are you thinking with this guy?!
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Eeuww they're all in some grotty kitchen while some dude sticks his finger up Donkey's bumhole.
You could not make it up

 

[HelloStereo]

Eeuww they're all in some grotty kitchen while some dude sticks his finger up Donkey's bumhole.
You could not make it up

And he's angling his hips away from the table because he's got a bonk on

 

[Jelly Bean]

And he's angling his hips away from the table because he's got a bonk on

Haha looks like you're right
Dim! Your donkey is feeling horny! There's a pointy peen to bow to in Texas!

 

[Callan]

I know right? It’s like they’re flicking something out of their poo holes

LMAOoo they are probably trying to find his brain.