Niomi Smart #50 Insulting a culture, one day at a time

[vallend]

Ugh so what, he decided to be with Niomi then, like some business transaction? I hope she comes to her senses and drops this hot pile of burning trash.

She won’t. She’s desperate at this point

 

[agnor]

Joe still has Niomi on his instagram

 

[Anneliese2199]

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God they both look miserable… Lordon looks like he’s about to steal your soul

They look so scary

 

[pinkmango]

What do her parents / grandparents do? Do they own resturants.
I knew she was posh / rich I just never knew how

 

[Coldfeet]

Full of buzz? Yes, just like your comment section...

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Yeahhhh- jam packed 1

 

[WinterSolstice]

Niomi, London, Anth & Galaxy

What’s the collective noun for a group of narcissists?

 

[L0vestory]

I can’t view it.. I think instagrams down! Screenshots? Was niomi there?

 

[Shutterbug99]

View attachment 1652948 Wait, why is “Mr Brainwash” very apt? Did something happen with Lord Brainwash himself, Lordon?

Have to admit that was my initial thought too!

 

[LolitaBlah]

Why is the house Emily's house? who's Emily?

 

[Coldfeet]

It always feels like such a cliché whenever she’s in Sussex and talks about peacefulness, cooking, walks and animals. She legit annoys me to be a total phoney.

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Yeah, peaceful, right.

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The pumpkin looks like yellow knitting wool

 

[Jaybtee]

Is Marcus still living in Berlin? I know him and his old gf split up. Can he speak German?

 

[WinterSolstice]

She has a 12th house stellium

Same lol

 

[Coldfeet]

Yep, definitely a fake comment.

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Especially the « As soon as you enter this home - you feel that everything is made with love. » part yes, made with love by the owner who HATES her house. She could have, at least, gone all out and talked about signs and the Universe, and how she felt at peace in the shed.

On another note:
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A job? Niomi? I’m sorry, you reached the wrong person.

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Yes, it would be perfect for those who actually work.

And then, this. A Dior bag and a coat? Geez.. talk about taking advantage of people.

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Looks like a bed spread

 

[Lochness Monster]

I'm bored so I found an online Saturn return calculator she technically is still in it, apparently it ends for her on Nov 2022. That said... Hardly smack in the middle considering it started in 2020.

(Not to mention she is at the root of her hard times, not the planets.)


Proof that they're just a vanity project organization worth nothing.

And Meghan Markle

 

[Nitfey]

So accurate thank you for sharing it. In fact, this is so accurate that it makes me wonder how it all started and who’s the spiritual dumbass she was inspired by to be the way she is now.

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I wish I could send her the video.

....and zanna

 

[perky715]

I will say, the biggest pro of a good university education - and the main reason it's obvious people like Forky and Niomi didn't go - is learning critical thinking and analysis. That's really what you pay for, especially for the humanities. I've never had to use the in-depth political systems knowledge I gained in my degree. But I use my analytical and contextualization skills on a daily basis.

I thought Niomi did go to university, no? Doesn't she have a law degree? (Bonkers )

 

[Anneliese2199]

I think the main reason that Niomi wants to do a podcast is because she's lazy, and someone will set the whole thing up for her and she will just show up and talk, say a lot of words without saying anything, the usual. It's clear that even filming a YT video is just too much effort for her, IG stories are considered "work" now.. so she think she can do less and still get $ with the podcast.

And thinks it’s so on brand for her since she probably believes she is “the photo of resilience”

 

[Coldfeet]

Nah. All about the £££££££££s

 

[WinterSolstice]

During this impactful event (we are all human, yeah what an impact it has on her brain), she still found a way to brag. It’s obviously not a spontaneous photo. She had to rearrange things to make herself seem important.

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Niomi just pissed it’s not her photo on the cover

 

[Swipeupyouguys]

This was very entertaining when read as a paradoy, but disturbing that this was someone's real life situation.

All the yoni steams (ouch) and closing of the bones ceremonies (wth? dare I gooogle?) won't change the fact he's just not that into you, and you've hitched your wagon to an immature fuckboi, you're a Mother now, time to leave the crazy cult scene. Soz Comet.


Ah, it has arrived on lordonia's health focused feed, the first mention of grounding as an essential (expensive) wellness tool.

When push comes to shove she is essentially sitting on a small, overpriced electric blanket.

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