I actually have a couple of friends from Ireland who have followed both Holly and Lordon for a while
Can’t wait to see them at Christmas to see what they know
Niomi Smart #50 Insulting a culture, one day at a time
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Can’t wait to see them at Christmas to see what they know
All the stuff she copied and pasted from who knows were sounds beyond made up.
and her buzzing engagement on it lmao.. 2 comments, one from the company itself
also stuff she never mentions:
and her buzzing engagement on it lmao.. 2 comments, one from the company itself
also stuff she never mentions:
Ugh not Dr. will Cole again. He's Yoga Girl's guru and he's so full of tit. Not even an actual MD. Not surprised that the likes of Holly worship at his altar.
All these influencers are the same. Pseudo science. Bullshit. Capitalism.
For sure Lordina could give a masterclass on how to be delusional to have a career ....
Is nimbecile taking notes or something?
Perhaps the new Pr team dropped Nimnim the idiot as they realized she is just a talentless lazy princess. I have hopes
Is nimbecile taking notes or something?
Perhaps the new Pr team dropped Nimnim the idiot as they realized she is just a talentless lazy princess. I have hopes
Do we think Nims radio silence is because she’s busy setting up home with St Lordon? She mention a new house being ready soon…
That’s what I’m afraid of too…on one hand I can’t believe Lordon would give up his scamming Bali life and cult orgies to settle down even for a moment…but on the other hand I was sure there was no chance of them even being together…so yeah, Niomi can’t be trusted and she always surprises me with her disappointing life choices
Let's pray together to the smoothie weather Gods that they broke up!
This was very entertaining when read as a paradoy, but disturbing that this was someone's real life situation.
All the yoni steams (ouch) and closing of the bones ceremonies (wth? dare I gooogle?) won't change the fact he's just not that into you, and you've hitched your wagon to an immature fuckboi, you're a Mother now, time to leave the crazy cult scene. Soz Comet.
Ah, it has arrived on lordonia's health focused feed, the first mention of grounding as an essential (expensive) wellness tool.
When push comes to shove she is essentially sitting on a small, overpriced electric blanket.
ParodyThis was very entertaining when read as a paradoy, but disturbing that this was someone's real life situation.
All the yoni steams (ouch) and closing of the bones ceremonies (wth? dare I gooogle?) won't change the fact he's just not that into you, and you've hitched your wagon to an immature fuckboi, you're a Mother now, time to leave the crazy cult scene. Soz Comet.
Ah, it has arrived on lordonia's health focused feed, the first mention of grounding as an essential (expensive) wellness tool.
When push comes to shove she is essentially sitting on a small, overpriced electric blanket.
sorry this threads about to end and im on page 1, but girlll, I know beauty is in the eye of the beholder but no way can someone who was engaged to someone as attractive as Joe be happy to settle for this?
just go hang at coffee shops in Canary Wharf, they’ll be plenty of attractive rich men, you’ll find one eventually
I’m sure Niomi could’ve easily found herself an attractive London based hedge fund manager husband but she actively wants to destroy her life and/or cause her family pain and shame by flouting off with a Bali cult leader. Go figure 
If we're matchmaking, Forky is single and as is Lordonia, who also appears to have the low bodyweight he specifies he needs in a female, and she likes to take wellness (far too) seriously. Parrrfect, just imagine the double dates with Nims and the toothy one!I’m sure Niomi could’ve easily found herself an attractive London based hedge fund manager husband but she actively wants to destroy her life and/or cause her family pain and shame by flouting off with a Bali cult leader. Go figure
But Lordonia is clearly past 30. (And if she isn't she sure looks so). And let's remember Forky is in HiS tWeNtIeS. Also, he'd probably look at holly and say "you look good for your age."
She was 35 in 2019 according to this article, some parts of it made me laugh. Best-selling cookbook... LOLZzz
Dublin food blogger Holly White confirms split with husband of two years Andrew Wynne
Top Irish blogger Holly White has confirmed she has parted ways from her businessman husband Andrew Wynne.
www.independent.ie
Oh, she just needed a week off to have her period.
This shopping list is her actual TO DO list for the week:
It never surprises me how absolutely dull she is. I always have some glimmer of hope that she’ll actually start posting good content. But nope. Overall disappointment lol
She always does this. Curates posts to give the sense of engagement but it's not real.
If this is her content after days without posting, then she should have remained radio silent. Seriously, at what stage in her empty day did she think it would be interesting to post this? I assume that’s part of her weird sense of humor that I don’t get.
Lordon was at Anthony's thing. I'm started to think that Niomi will break up with him, this cannot be it
The videos are hilarious. You can see Jamie on the left when Anth enters the "compliments tunnel". The last video where they all sing is... something else.
Also funny thing, Anthony reposted this picture to his story
The videos are hilarious. You can see Jamie on the left when Anth enters the "compliments tunnel". The last video where they all sing is... something else.
Also funny thing, Anthony reposted this picture to his story
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