Niomi Smart #5 Onwards, upwards, but not Woodwards

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MayaK.

If It is indeed a breakdown of their relationship I of course feel bad for her- it’s never nice regardless of who initiated it. I must say that Amelia Liana really grew on me when her engagement was called off- she was instantly so much more relatable, just by saying yep, got blindsided and he dumped me etc. and she capitalised on the situation which I actually respect cos fair enough- she was straight up about what happened, made ‘getting over a breakup’ almost a business with her podcast and used it to her advantage. I feel like people would respect that is much more than what niomi is doing with the cryptic messages- perhaps it’s just a tactic to increase engagement, but I think the relatability isn’t there. Cos with Amelia it’s like yeah she has fancy house, clothes etc etc and yet this is something we were able to relate to. I don’t know if any of this makes sense, not had enough coffee yet !
 
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MillyMollyMandy1

You are spot on. Society needs to stop with all this ‘he’s a grown man he can say no’. Etc.

so many men go through abuse like this, and fear of speaking out . Because of that kind of reaction.
So nothing done and it’s brushed under the carpet as ‘weak man’ .
Someone on the local news where I live was getting abused by his violet girlfriend . She was beating him etc. He didn’t tell his friends , because wrongly he was ashamed . She ended up killing him.
he came across as such a lovely man from what his friends and family said. So sad to know he suffered like that and felt he couldn’t speak out because ashamed .
 
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Samlea

Meghan said:
if work means checking your emails and posting instagram picture then I haven't had holidays or break for YEARS either. Oh Niomi, wake up girl, it's time to join the real world.
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I couldn't believe that I read that too!! She was in India yet a few months ago!! Doing what seemed to be nothing. Had she been fighting fires in Oz, or working for the NHS I might have had sympathy. Get a grip
 
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Ramster93

Anyone who's looking at Niomi with jealousy right now, I can't. She's literally burning random bits of paper and putting it on Instagram.

Think Joe's life is going on a massive upgrade. It'll take time for him to fully release from all the damage Nimbobs has no doubt done, but hope he'llget there.
 
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emm

As other people here have said, people who claim their relationship is perfect and they never argue etc usually have the least functioning relationships. If it is true they did not argue at all that is totally unhealthy anyway, it just means tensions build up and eventually explode (hence the relationship ending). It reminds me very much of a girl I lived with and her (now ex) bf
 
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Yel

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I know you shouldn't try to improve on a classic, but I thought a few zooms might work. She's in this for the long game and won't be dropping video in order to tease it out and do as many ads as possible.

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emm

Yel said:
I know you shouldn't try to improve on a classic, but I thought a few zooms might work. She's in this for the long game and won't be dropping video in order to tease it out and do as many ads as possible.

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the tone of her voice when she says "I'M having a feel new tea" could not be more pass agg. this will never get old. This even beats that weird glitch video
 
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et5

Was there a problem with the blender that made the lumpy banana? Why didn't she just blend it for longer until the banana wasn't lumpy? Maybe Joey wanted toast because he couldn't stand the thought of lumpy banana again
 
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Ramster93

How can someone get so excited about liquified fruit?????????

Yel said:
I know you shouldn't try to improve on a classic, but I thought a few zooms might work. She's in this for the long game and won't be dropping video in order to tease it out and do as many ads as possible.

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This is brilliant!
 
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judgejohndeed

emm said:
the tone of her voice when she says "I'M having a feel new tea" could not be more pass agg. this will never get old. This even beats that weird glitch video
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I wish someone would video capture the gleambot moment, I'm terrible with tech and have no idea how you're all doing these amazing video things but it's honestly one of the funniest things on the internet
 
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Ramster93

This was the most bizarre vlog, the entire thing. The smoothie bowl weather vlog.

judgejohndeed said:
I wish someone would video capture the gleambot moment, I'm terrible with tech and have no idea how you're all doing these amazing video things but it's honestly one of the funniest things on the internet
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Someone should!

"It's -- ermm -- plastic -- ugh -- nerrupp -- "
 
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emm

Ramster93 said:
This was the most bizarre vlog, the entire thing. The smoothie bowl weather vlog.

did anyone watch Humans on channel 4? It reminded me of when the synths started breaking down/losing battery
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Yel

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I think Niomi has finally reached the level to get a page in the wiki, added links to some of the clipped videos. Feel free to add any I've missed https://tattle.life/wiki/niomi-smart/

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eucalyptus

Yel said:
I know you shouldn't try to improve on a classic, but I thought a few zooms might work. She's in this for the long game and won't be dropping video in order to tease it out and do as many ads as possible.

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oh wow smoothie bowl weather backwards is also an absolute banger a wagga new square! a wagga new square!
 
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GrabPOPCORNnotPretzels

Yel said:
I know you shouldn't try to improve on a classic, but I thought a few zooms might work. She's in this for the long game and won't be dropping video in order to tease it out and do as many ads as possible.

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As if smoothie bowl weather isn’t confusing enough, I hear sweetie bowl weather. Maybe Bath & Body Works can create these scents.
 
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Yel

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That smoothie bowl is legendary

So many layers, I didn't realise that she ended up putting Kelloggs stuff on it, that company well known for ethical-washing while posening people with pop tarts and pringles. Always the good little gleam bot

 
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Swipeupyouguys

Yes, i wondered why she didn't amaz0n prime a nutribullet or even a vitamix? Then realised she mighy have been angling for a freebie! And, what was this terrible blender that couldn't even handle a banana? It looked expensive in the vids.

Will she get her vitamix and 2 nutribullets back, or are they joes now?!

Love that you got the screengrab with her pointing to 'no added sugar'
Yes, no added sugar. Tbh I'm surprised she eats granola.
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et5

Love that you got the screengrab with her pointing to 'no added sugar'
Yes, no added sugar. Tbh I'm surprised she eats granola.
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Yes so weird when she describes a slice of rye bread as "naughty" yet regularly eats a bowl of sugary granola for breakfast. Not judging anyone who eats granola, just a weird double standard!
 
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