I think the most annoying thing for me is how every single thing she posts has to be something with a caption of, ‘aren’t I soOoOoO crazy and yet down to earth? What will Niomi do next? Let’s talk more about how uniquely Niomi I am and how I’m so lovingly not like other girls’. And yet she has the most basic, typical white blonde Instagram girl life and content ever. She’ll do a full glamour shot and put literally one hair askew, then do a caption like ‘trying to take a picture and of course this is my hair’. She posts herself reading a book like, ‘only I would be reading on a Friday night’. ‘I would forget my lip gloss!’ ‘Only I would wear socks’, ‘Guess this is the best I’m going to look on this wild Saturday’, etc., etc.
It’s this complete self-absorption and belief that everyone finds her so relatable and hilarious, and yet she never actually posts anything remotely interesting or different at all.