What is this look?
I've lost track of her active wear collection. Is it sweaty Betty, Adidas, Nimble, this, what?!
I've lost track of her active wear collection. Is it sweaty Betty, Adidas, Nimble, this, what?!
Niomi Smart #28 Still smarting over dreamy Joe, giving fascist Forky a go.
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Le poseur!!
I call it "wanna-be-sexy-gym-rat"
Dimbobs: Scared of her future (you should be Dimbobs, because it's dim)
Niomi: I'm a bookworm!!
Also Niomi: reads 1 book a year
(no, nutrition fact labels don't count)
I know the PAAAHHFECT book recommendation for her- The Picture of Dorian Gray. Even if she won't be able to understand what's going on half the time I think she can relate.
Also Niomi: reads 1 book a year
(no, nutrition fact labels don't count)
I know the PAAAHHFECT book recommendation for her- The Picture of Dorian Gray. Even if she won't be able to understand what's going on half the time I think she can relate.
Columbia on the background!
I took a selfie today, think I am a bit of a supermodel
Did not
Pushed my mum's wheelchair today. Bit of a paralympian!! 
Was it just me then? I was a big reader back in school, but refused to do my prescribed reading for my reading card, so always faked it. And read a different book to what my card said as well. Just changed the book every so often.Did not
Niomi, there’s no need to explain to yourself what you think you are, a blonde, a bookworm, a vegan… Joe didn’t tell you one way or another why he wasn’t in love anymore.
Slightly off topic. I was a bookaholic as soon as I could read. In junior school our ancient teacher was droning on about penguins. I piped up and said, 'We have a penguin book at home'. Teacher: 'Oh lovely bring it in'.
Next day I proudly trotted in with my 'penguin' book. Gave it to the teacher. She gasped. Spluttered. Went very red in the face and sent me to the headmaster. I was mightily puzzled.
Turned out that the book was PUBLISHED by Penguin. The infamous 'LADY CHATTERLY'S LOVER'
Once the head established that I hadn't actually read this book, he gently wrapped the book in some newspaper and told me to take it home.
Told my dad and he laughed so hard he almost had a heart attack!!
All a mystery to me
Next day I proudly trotted in with my 'penguin' book. Gave it to the teacher. She gasped. Spluttered. Went very red in the face and sent me to the headmaster. I was mightily puzzled.
Turned out that the book was PUBLISHED by Penguin. The infamous 'LADY CHATTERLY'S LOVER'
Once the head established that I hadn't actually read this book, he gently wrapped the book in some newspaper and told me to take it home.
Told my dad and he laughed so hard he almost had a heart attack!!
All a mystery to me
It’s ridiculous that Lie-omi still pretends as though she hasn’t had work done on her lips, but I’ll say this for her, they look good. Let’s hope she doesn’t eventually go the way of Granny DuckTales.
I don't know anything about lip fillers and stuff but I really don't like her lips, her Cupid's bow is so ugly, since she had work done she could have fixed that.
Throwback to these bad boys
Throwback to these bad boys
This is the most related to her I have ever felt.
Niomi on why something is sustainable sounds like the Michael Scott quote regarding success:
Michael Scott : Don't ever, for any reason, do anything to anyone for any reason ever, no matter what, no matter where, or who, or who you are with, or where you are going, or where you've been... ever, for any reason whatsoever.
“I feel like Organic Basics is one of those brands where they really are sustainable… in every sense that they can be…in every way that is possible.”- Actual Niomi quote
Michael Scott : Don't ever, for any reason, do anything to anyone for any reason ever, no matter what, no matter where, or who, or who you are with, or where you are going, or where you've been... ever, for any reason whatsoever.
“I feel like Organic Basics is one of those brands where they really are sustainable… in every sense that they can be…in every way that is possible.”- Actual Niomi quote
Ugh in Niomi's head the more she repeats the word sustainable like a parrot, the more sustainable it becomes.
I found a new sustainable snack for her
I found a new sustainable snack for her
Added the Landrover sustainable ad to the wiki, because it says it all for me
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Niomi Smart is a social media influencer that was known for talking about being vegan and sustainable. She appears to be no longer vegan and no longer pretending to be sustainable while she jets off on holiday every week. Niomi's new boyfriend-life coach without any certification /...
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