Andioooop
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I’m gunna sue you for the damage to my eyes after googling ‘naked man running’ for this
you nusty nusty troll the sights i have seen!!
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you nusty nusty troll the sights i have seen!!
Whenthelightsturntostars
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Anyone else's neck this long?
Look at that neck guysch! All sorts of lengths.
Look at that neck guysch! All sorts of lengths.
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Pollyanna263
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MistyWindows
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She just quoted herself on her stories 
Self absorbed twit, not only refusing to apologise to Eileen but *still* taking the piss about it all.
Self absorbed twit, not only refusing to apologise to Eileen but *still* taking the piss about it all.
amusedpineapple
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Mrs hinch, inferior designer
Pollyanna263
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Mrs Hinch #529 Tattle’s on tit watch, Jamie's on the dole while Soph’s on the sofa selling her soul
Winning thread suggestion by @Stormtrooper101
Thread suggestions taken from page 30 onwards and can’t contain swears.
Sophie took a very rare day off on Thursday, so Jamie kindly stepped in as holiday cover to make a joke about the bedroom timer. Joke’s on him though as we all know a grain of sand in the timer is bigger than what’s in Janine’s pants.
Soph posted on Friday with a picture of poor Henry in the compound at Guantanamo Grey, claiming that she was enjoying the garden with the boys.
What she really meant was “Here’s a picture I took last week. Right now I’m in my new garden at Notafarm with my alpaca boys, recovering from a mystery hospital trip that I haven’t mentioned. No idea where my human boys are but anywhere other than with me is best for them, and Henry who I supposedly love is locked inside as the alpacas don’t like him
“
On Thursday evening poor Sophie shared that she’s been waking at night recently.
Not because of rising living costs.
Not because of the war raging in Ukraine.
Not because she’s realised what a shit mother she is.
Not even because she’s read on Tattle that she was spotted in hospital for surgery.
Oh no. What’s keeping her up is that the staircase is made of cheap wood!
No idea why she’s so upset, as she is literally covering every wall in Llama Lodge with MDF. I’m sure Wepetto’s Workshop will be glad of some extra supplies when she’s blagged a free new oak staircase.
Friday morning and solitary confinement with 10 minutes in the exercise yard has finally got to Henry, who was so bored that he was barking at a tree. (Get a walker for that poor dog Soph, it’ll be a lot cheaper than the alpacas’ upkeep)
Quick undeclared ad for her HinchXTesco range, and then back to Llama Lodge to watch the boysmake friends with aggressively chase away ducks, which led to many concerned comments here on tattle.
Having just shown the speed and power in their legs, Soph then showed Ron helping get the alpacas in for the evening. She yet again encouraged him to be a distance away from her, with the alpacas, with no regard for his safety.
Today she tried to pretend she’s a great mum who gets up early with the children and plays with them outside, before moving on to humiliating Henry who is desperately wishing the spaniel people will come for him.
Sophie had to fit her ads in again before the end of the month, so we were treated to Iconic followed by HinchXTesco. At least she’s remembered that make up brushes are for make up, not painting dolls houses.
Speaking of which Soph, where is the dolls house?
The highlight of the last few days was, for me, her ‘tend friend Trollomon joking about filling her swimming pool with tears. She’s definitely hoping Weepy Al pops over to help.
If you’re new around here, please read the wiki
Mrs Hinch
and thread #500
Mrs Hinch #500 Sophie Hinchliffe: This is Me; Life in Lists (of Lies) - The Tattle Truths
Fiddle is Soph’s mum.
Weepy Al is Soph’s dad.
Jamie is short for James which is short for Jimbobnojobsmallknobcreepyslob.
We know they aren’t llamas, they’re alpacas.
Ronnie and Lennie don’t rhyme.
Hinch Farm is not a farm.
Plagiarism is the practice of taking someone else's work or ideas and passing them off as one's own.
Winning thread suggestion by @Stormtrooper101
Thread suggestions taken from page 30 onwards and can’t contain swears.
Sophie took a very rare day off on Thursday, so Jamie kindly stepped in as holiday cover to make a joke about the bedroom timer. Joke’s on him though as we all know a grain of sand in the timer is bigger than what’s in Janine’s pants.
Soph posted on Friday with a picture of poor Henry in the compound at Guantanamo Grey, claiming that she was enjoying the garden with the boys.
What she really meant was “Here’s a picture I took last week. Right now I’m in my new garden at Notafarm with my alpaca boys, recovering from a mystery hospital trip that I haven’t mentioned. No idea where my human boys are but anywhere other than with me is best for them, and Henry who I supposedly love is locked inside as the alpacas don’t like him
“On Thursday evening poor Sophie shared that she’s been waking at night recently.
Not because of rising living costs.
Not because of the war raging in Ukraine.
Not because she’s realised what a shit mother she is.
Not even because she’s read on Tattle that she was spotted in hospital for surgery.
Oh no. What’s keeping her up is that the staircase is made of cheap wood!
No idea why she’s so upset, as she is literally covering every wall in Llama Lodge with MDF. I’m sure Wepetto’s Workshop will be glad of some extra supplies when she’s blagged a free new oak staircase.
Friday morning and solitary confinement with 10 minutes in the exercise yard has finally got to Henry, who was so bored that he was barking at a tree. (Get a walker for that poor dog Soph, it’ll be a lot cheaper than the alpacas’ upkeep)
Quick undeclared ad for her HinchXTesco range, and then back to Llama Lodge to watch the boys
Having just shown the speed and power in their legs, Soph then showed Ron helping get the alpacas in for the evening. She yet again encouraged him to be a distance away from her, with the alpacas, with no regard for his safety.
Today she tried to pretend she’s a great mum who gets up early with the children and plays with them outside, before moving on to humiliating Henry who is desperately wishing the spaniel people will come for him.
Sophie had to fit her ads in again before the end of the month, so we were treated to Iconic followed by HinchXTesco. At least she’s remembered that make up brushes are for make up, not painting dolls houses.
Speaking of which Soph, where is the dolls house?
The highlight of the last few days was, for me, her ‘tend friend Trollomon joking about filling her swimming pool with tears. She’s definitely hoping Weepy Al pops over to help.
If you’re new around here, please read the wiki
Mrs Hinch
and thread #500
Mrs Hinch #500 Sophie Hinchliffe: This is Me; Life in Lists (of Lies) - The Tattle Truths
Fiddle is Soph’s mum.
Weepy Al is Soph’s dad.
Jamie is short for James which is short for Jimbobnojobsmallknobcreepyslob.
We know they aren’t llamas, they’re alpacas.
Ronnie and Lennie don’t rhyme.
Hinch Farm is not a farm.
Plagiarism is the practice of taking someone else's work or ideas and passing them off as one's own.
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fannysjohnny
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The house has always drawn attention but now for the wrong reasons.
Drove past with a pal who knows nothing about hinch and they gasped "what the fuck's happened there?"
Drove past with a pal who knows nothing about hinch and they gasped "what the fuck's happened there?"
Tootle Pip Wiz
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The truth.
Andioooop
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Andioooop
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Her cheek bones/under eye area match the colour she was testing on her walls. Warm ssscchhtraw
CoolMom
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Was the child 31?Sorry to hijack thread lol but was in Smyths Toys yesterday and heard a mum screeching about looking on AmaZON then the child didn’t hear so the mum proceeded (I kid you not) to screech Sophie Rose we will look on AmaZON…….I left the shop!!! Lol
Cassy Role
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Hinch Tulips??? HINCH FUCKING TULIPS??? Did you grow them and pick them with your own fair Hinchy claws Sophie? Thought not. Please do fuck off! Hinch fucking tulips indeed. It’s pissed me off more than it shouldView attachment 1152333
Fifteen fucking quid?!?! She’s got to be having a laugh!
Do you recon they could have fitted more ‘Hinch’ on them? Surely if it’s a Mother’s Day special they’d be something along that theme
Also if you want a bag to put flowers in (why) get a gift bag that isn’t boring as sin.
I also misread scented stocks as scented sockswhich I’d honestly prefer
anniemouse
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And both are brass.
Andioooop
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I reckon our @fannysjohnny should get her ass down to the local tessshco & sign ‘tattle: fred 500’ before the hunnays rush down there. Come on Fanny, choppy chop
Cassy Role
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Crediting herself for a quote with a laughing face after Eileen answering Q&A about not getting an apology from her for the plagiarism. She is one nasty nasty woman.
She doesn’t give a fuck about trolls either. She makes out she’s this sensitive little fragile flower to censor opinion and to make herself untouchable.
Karma will come knocking. It always does. She’ll have her day and it can’t come soon enough. Spiteful cow.
She doesn’t give a fuck about trolls either. She makes out she’s this sensitive little fragile flower to censor opinion and to make herself untouchable.
Karma will come knocking. It always does. She’ll have her day and it can’t come soon enough. Spiteful cow.
sociallybackward
Active member
Reduced section at my local Tesco today! No Hinch flowers either. Her diffusers etc are all reduced if you have a Clubcard too, don’t think they’re doing great sales wise!