Mrs Hinch #485 Hunchback of Notafarm

[elevatordomino]

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This gets better every time I read it. ‘Blessed be’ goes all ‘The handmaids tale’ on us at the end there.

 

[Pollyanna263]

 

[Lockdownlife20]

I hope this year starts to be the downfall of influencers. I went through my insta and literally unfollowed every celeb and influencer, basically anyone that doesn't bring me calm or joy. I am totally here for the fall out for the hunch farm though.

 

[klawr]

#farmlife guiyzzzz blessed be xxxx

 

[Beggersbelief]

Couldnt find any Disney

 

[MillionDollarBaby]

Morning you nusty trolls!
I’ve finally caught up, had to read 72 pages since finishing work last night
She’s proving to be exactly what we thought she was now isn’t she.
I’m not jealous of her in the slightest because I know I’m happier in my own life/skin than she’ll ever be but I have some observations.
Her utility was bigger than my kitchen before she knocked the wall down.
Henry’s room is bigger than my living room.
She’s massively going to alienate a high percentage of her real followers if she keeps bragging like this and the tide already seems to be turning, seems Hinch Farm is going down like a nuns knickers with the large majority of shoppers.
The video of Ronnie with his cars, my heart such a cutie. She is however only showing videos like this now because her and PTWM are so far up each other’s arses they could talk for each other and she’s a scamming cretin that most people would be distancing themselves from.
I hope you all have a lovely Saturday.
*insert nonsensical quote from Pinterest here*
Love you all to the moon and back xxx

Edited to add: who ever called it chavsworth house in the last thread

 

[Bumblebee6458]

Thread title:
Thumb chums up each others bums

 

[toomuchcatnip]

This is really annoying me. So she’s admitted that they’ve already moved in, she’ll be showing the moving-in process soon and what we’re seeing is all pre-records. So WHY continue to post & talk about each empty room as if it’s in real time? Hope that makes sense. Off to eat some crunky snacks in disgust.

 

[crunkysnackeatingc***]

Under his eye

May the lord open

hey I’m a newbie, long time lurker Only joined yesterday though

mrshunchback of notafarm really gets on my last nerve. I’ve got friends that are sheeple but I never understood how someone can get where they are cleaning without using hot water always confuzzled my brain.

You nusty trolls crack me up and I’ve been eating cruncky shnacksh for ages no wonder I’m so fat so I must already be a troll loving all the Fred’s and the outing of BS going out for drinkie poos tonight so I’ll get my sheeple drunk and get her on here she has accused me of being jealous on hincholoman before, but Yano I’ve already got a utility and a Belfast/ butler sink pre dating said hinchfarm.

blessed be the fruit

 

[Blondesx40x]

New thread tittle

Hinch looking after alpacas?
You gotta be spitting me

 

[MacMumBum]

the sheer privilege of being able to slowly move in and renovate perfectly good rooms before she can bring herself to live in them is what’s getting to me the most. its so far from real life, having to keep a toddler out of a room with wet paint, using a packing box as a bedside table, doing room by room slowly over the first few years as and when you have the money/time. i’m only just decorating my toddler’s room 2 years after we moved in, because it was low on the list of priorities, because toddler is 3 and doesn’t know they don’t have an instagramable themed bedroom

it really really blows my mind that she considers that guest bathroom to need alot of work. dare i say its almost sad for her that she has created this standard for herself. i think they’ll only “move in” in the real sense once everything is completely done, down to the food being in the cupboards and clothes already unpacked in the walk in wardrobes.

 

[Hyacinthsquash]

“My dog has his own huge bedroom and sleeps in a single bed”.. meanwhile there’s people out there who’s 3 kids share a double bed in a cramped one bed flat, working their asses off on minimum wage doing 12 hour shifts. Nice hinch.

 

[Blondesx40x]

New Hunchfarm attire arriving any day soon #blessedbe

 

[Runninggems]

Stacey had no makeup on when her real best friend came over. Hinch didnt post that day either. I can't see that it was sopha since they didnt use it as content

So true, who goes and puts a full face of makeup with eyelashes on at night?!

 

[Tootle Pip Wiz]

 

[Pollyanna263]

Why have we never ever seen Soph engage with her own children like that?

 

[zeebee21]

Ahh, I had to create an account for this nonsense. I look after alpacas in my job and oh my she’s got NO idea what they need. I mean first of all wood chipping is dumb, alpacas always make toilet piles it’s get so heavy and smelly she won’t know what’s hit her. They need socialising all the time and they can give nasty injuries when they want to. It makes me sad for them you know they’re just accessories

 

[Andioooop]

Where do you get all these pictures, you have one for every occasion

I was doing abit of digging last night through the old threads, i found some right classics

 

[DesperadosRUs]

Love how the daily Mail has written hinch followed in SS footsteps. In other words verucca salted the shit out her

 

[horseybox1982]

Right, I’m no fashionista, in fact I’m pretty fat and live in jeggings, vest tops and hoodies but fuck me, are those god awful tracksuits she wears surgically stuck to her? I’m surprised she’s not tucked the bottoms into her socks like a true chav. She looks like she’s been living in a bush overnight.

Get some proper Fucking clothes for god sake. All that money and no fucking class at all.