Mrs Hinch #485 Hunchback of Notafarm
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Half a day and half a house tour later, Sophie has confirmed that she is completely tone deaf and really doesn’t consider anything outside of her own bubble.
Many people in the real world are juggling work and caring responsibilities, struggling to heat their homes while worrying about increasing energy costs, and basically just trying to get through January.
Sophie, however, complains about a pristine cream carpet, says how much work is ‘needed’ on a perfectly fine bathroom, gets excited over plans to add a balcony to the master suite (Handmade by Weeping Gepetto™️) and shows off the dog’s massive new bedroom.
You’re doing a really great job of staying relatable Soph… Clearly you’ve forgotten what you said only 3 years ago -
Speculation is rife over what will be next in the Sophie show. Could it be a petting zoo with Jim Exotic? Or will it just it be series 5 of keeping up with the Solomons?
We hope any former Hinchers who are feeling alienated from her know that you are welcome here.
This is not a rave thread.
Fiddle / mad ma / Freda - Sophie’s mum
Weeping Al / tiny tears / Gepetto - Sophie’s dad
Inch / Janine / James / Jimbobnojobtinyknob - Jamie
Veruca Salt - Sophie
SS - Stacey, Soph’s ‘tend friend
Crunky snacks - what we apparently eat
Orangery - posh conservatory to keep it real with the bots shoppers
Winning thread title by @mingeandbracket
Winning thread titles taken from page 30 onwards
Keep them short and sweet, and swear-free
Wiki is the pink button at the top for newbies
Half a day and half a house tour later, Sophie has confirmed that she is completely tone deaf and really doesn’t consider anything outside of her own bubble.
Many people in the real world are juggling work and caring responsibilities, struggling to heat their homes while worrying about increasing energy costs, and basically just trying to get through January.
Sophie, however, complains about a pristine cream carpet, says how much work is ‘needed’ on a perfectly fine bathroom, gets excited over plans to add a balcony to the master suite (Handmade by Weeping Gepetto™️) and shows off the dog’s massive new bedroom.
You’re doing a really great job of staying relatable Soph… Clearly you’ve forgotten what you said only 3 years ago -
Speculation is rife over what will be next in the Sophie show. Could it be a petting zoo with Jim Exotic? Or will it just it be series 5 of keeping up with the Solomons?
We hope any former Hinchers who are feeling alienated from her know that you are welcome here.
This is not a rave thread.
Fiddle / mad ma / Freda - Sophie’s mum
Weeping Al / tiny tears / Gepetto - Sophie’s dad
Inch / Janine / James / Jimbobnojobtinyknob - Jamie
Veruca Salt - Sophie
SS - Stacey, Soph’s ‘tend friend
Crunky snacks - what we apparently eat
Orangery - posh conservatory to keep it real with the bots shoppers
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