Mrs Hinch #485 Hunchback of Notafarm

[Dogmuck]

Oh my life!! Spat out my coke and crunky snacks!!

Was hoping the resident photoshop expert could change up the faces for sopha and inch and do a “how it started” “how it’s going”
Hey nusty trolls always lurking on here, especially when I need some cheering up, this thread is mostly comedy genius and I laaave guyshh. Keep up the great work

 

[sk8ergirl]

been busy all day, what did I miss. If anything?

 

[jimbobs_small_knob]

Does she think she is going to be able to keep those pens clean and tidy???? Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!
Oh my days I can’t wait for this tit show to happen.
Also feeding them in the dark? With the mice and rats running around? She has lost it!

 

[passthewine46]

Have they always been MrsHinchHome and MrHinchHome on Instagram or have I just not been paying attention?!

 

[Pumpkins1506]

been busy all day, what did I miss. If anything?

Imminent alpacas.

 

[Tootle Pip Wiz]

Nah mate, YOU are the one that's a joke.

 

[Pollyanna263]

Tenner says she posts at 7:10pm now to prove she isn't predictable.

She’ll go early like with the house

 

[Itsyspider]

Nah mate, YOU are the one that's a joke.


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So sad she's always excited because she has something NEW then it becomes the every day normal and looses it's sparkle and she needs a new something to be excited about in life.

 

[Duchesspink]

Shes rushing to buy them and get them in as she has seen other (real farm owning) influencers posting that they are doing up their stables and getting ready for new livestock, chicken s, donkeys etc.

She wants go get in there first so she's jumping through hoops to sort it immediately. She hasn't thought this through at all has she?

 

[Baybay123456]

She'll show them loads the first month or so, then when they quite literally rip up her lawn and she can't handle the smell and the care she'll stop showing them, then she'll do an emotional post how she had to let them go because she didn't realise just how hard work they were.
Or she'll neglect them that much they'll die from some form of infection. But she'll say the same story.

I totally agree with you,
And I was also thinking I can see a small chance of if things get too much, her almost disappearing with some mental health story, people will start forgetting things, she can miss a load of mis match pre-records… and then try make a come back and of course house ready etc!
It’s just crossed my mind?

 

[Taurus123]

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Little HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAT

I read your comment before hearing this

 

[sk8ergirl]

She's getting ridiculous now. I know of many people who have unfollowed due to the bragging tit show. Yet she's still gaining thousands of new followers. duck off you simple tit.

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If I’m right she’s basically buying bots to cover the amount who’s actually unfollowed? Is that what the +10 +14 etc is in the last column?

 

[zeebee21]

Ahh, I had to create an account for this nonsense. I look after alpacas in my job and oh my she’s got NO idea what they need. I mean first of all wood chipping is dumb, alpacas always make toilet piles it’s get so heavy and smelly she won’t know what’s hit her. They need socialising all the time and they can give nasty injuries when they want to. It makes me sad for them you know they’re just accessories

 

[Cars254]

Ffs so this means tattle will explode if she shares more! Which is tit for me as I'm back to work tonight I'm pulling or my band aid and going back after a few months off due to mental health! I feel sick tbh but it needs to be done.

One thing why is she bringing animals in already if she "isn't actally" leaving at Real tend hinch farm? Surley being a mum myself would be getting my kids settled ect such a selfish bleep im totally here when this all goes tits up

Good luck lovely been there myself this year hope it goes well x

 

[Pollyanna263]

 

[xcupcakex]

If I’m right she’s basically buying bots to cover the amount who’s actually unfollowed? Is that what the +10 +14 etc is in the last column?

If she’s buying loads of followers, they aren’t going to make her any money like her shoppers who have unfollowed

I’d love her to see a drop in sales but doubt it… she will just market to other people with tend homes and lifestyles

 

[Parry1988]

Credit card maxed out again on bots. Not for Jamie though

So inch says he's putting more on his insta and he gets unfollowed

 

[Pumpkins1506]

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Really good point that's been overlooked. Long time to be saddled with something once the novelty has worn off!

 

[or JusRollWithIt]

Her time line is flawed - so many lies and deceptions for all we know Daddy could paid all along

I’m behind so it may have been mentioned, but she claimed they scrimped and saved “for years” ( how long were they together?) yet her personal Instagram showed multiple trips away. Which is fine, you can do both, but don’t try to sell us the rags to riches narrative.

 

[Frylight]

Right so the plot is 1.7 acres, and there is a huge front garden, and then the house. So all she has is the garden behind and the bit to the side. So where will they roam around, to poo and spit. Surely she’s not going to keep them in a little space, because they need space. And why would she feed them at night? Confused of Kent