easeypeasey
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Smug bitch is doing it on purpose....which has inspired me...
Very early thread suggestion:
gifted mirror on the wall, Soph is the biggest troll of all
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Smug bitch is doing it on purpose....which has inspired me...
Very early thread suggestion:
gifted mirror on the wall, Soph is the biggest troll of all
watermelon sugar
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Sorry but if I was Jamie fucking hell pardon my French but I'd hit the roof. I cant stand my MIL 
she's so annoying. She thinks she's my sons 3rd parent and she always hangs round like a bad smell. Shes always throwing her unwanted advice around. Hers aren't quite as full as wisdom as Fredas though. Anyway I'd hit the bloody roof if we had a hollibob booked and my fella turned round and went 'by the way, my Mums coming!' 
imagine not getting away from the woman. She probably cheers them on when their shagging 
she's so annoying. She thinks she's my sons 3rd parent and she always hangs round like a bad smell. Shes always throwing her unwanted advice around. Hers aren't quite as full as wisdom as Fredas though. Anyway I'd hit the bloody roof if we had a hollibob booked and my fella turned round and went 'by the way, my Mums coming!' imagine not getting away from the woman. She probably cheers them on when their shagging 
Egg parcels
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WilmaHun
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I normally just lurk on the Hinch threads without commenting, mainly cos I can't bloody keep up 
However, I'm calling it now. They're trying to raise Vesty's profile so that he has a similar following to her, they'll then claim Vesty is having to take over for a while, whilst Soph has a much needed break to "fix her mental health" before moving into a country manor, funded entirely from her "fans". We'll then see them on our screens in some sort of "At Home with the Hinchliffe's" reality show.
However, I'm calling it now. They're trying to raise Vesty's profile so that he has a similar following to her, they'll then claim Vesty is having to take over for a while, whilst Soph has a much needed break to "fix her mental health" before moving into a country manor, funded entirely from her "fans". We'll then see them on our screens in some sort of "At Home with the Hinchliffe's" reality show.
shadyessex33
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What the fuck even are these? Does she really go to a brow person and ask for these????
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shadyessex33
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Ooh my second complaint to the ASA in about 12 hours. I’m reporting everything this bitch does now
tippingpoint
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If any Hinchers are lurking, hating I want to let you know something. In the run up to Christmas JUST THE ONE CHRISTMAS TREE IN APPROPRIATE LOCATION WITHIN YOUR HOUSE IS ACCEPTABLE. YOU ARE NOT INADEQUATE BECAUSE YOU DON’T HAVE TWO. YOU’RE NOT LESS THAN ANYONE BECAUSE YOU DON’T HAVE A FRONT DOOR DISPLAY. YOU DON’T NEED A SECOND FRIDGE. THIS BITCH HAS NO CONCEPT OF TASTE OR MONEY.
fannysjohnny
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A tad late??
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tippingpoint
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OWN YOUR SHIT, SOPHIE
This constant pathetic hiding of all the valuable things in her life is TRAGIC! Fucking tragic. You’re rich. Fucking own it. Know who else is rich? Sam Faiers. Does she deserve it? Not really, she’s got fuck all talent and earned most of her money just be simply being alive. Does she hide her Maldives trips and Range Rovers and fancy UK getaways and designer bags? Does she fuck. Do I get mad at her for showing it all off? Not really. Not really at all. She’s new money rich and we all know it. So that’s that. Do I get mad at you for hiding it all? Yes. Yes absolutely. You thank your sheep for getting you to 3 million, for your book deals, for your Lenor collaboration. Did you ever thank them for funding the luxurious life you and your family live directly because of them? No did you fuck. You pretend that you live in £8 eBay dresses, sell it to your sheep via swipe ups, cash comes rolling in for you and you put on your £100 jumpsuit that you bought with that money. You are pathetic and you’re a master manipulator. You’ve given next to fuck all back to society.
This constant pathetic hiding of all the valuable things in her life is TRAGIC! Fucking tragic. You’re rich. Fucking own it. Know who else is rich? Sam Faiers. Does she deserve it? Not really, she’s got fuck all talent and earned most of her money just be simply being alive. Does she hide her Maldives trips and Range Rovers and fancy UK getaways and designer bags? Does she fuck. Do I get mad at her for showing it all off? Not really. Not really at all. She’s new money rich and we all know it. So that’s that. Do I get mad at you for hiding it all? Yes. Yes absolutely. You thank your sheep for getting you to 3 million, for your book deals, for your Lenor collaboration. Did you ever thank them for funding the luxurious life you and your family live directly because of them? No did you fuck. You pretend that you live in £8 eBay dresses, sell it to your sheep via swipe ups, cash comes rolling in for you and you put on your £100 jumpsuit that you bought with that money. You are pathetic and you’re a master manipulator. You’ve given next to fuck all back to society.
randompenguin
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Sorry if this is old news to anyone but this is the first I’ve seen it!! WHAT. THE. FUCK.
This woman needs cancelled.
watermelon sugar
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Thanks for the thread suggestion guysz 
I'll book us all a mansion in Dorset and we can all go run round the fields, feed goats and horses everyday and stare at firepits like physcos all the vest guys x
I'll book us all a mansion in Dorset and we can all go run round the fields, feed goats and horses everyday and stare at firepits like physcos all the vest guys x
Amen sister‘Monday, we did it’
Did what ?
Have you also just got in from a 12 hour shift, now have to give the house a once over, get some washing & ironing done, sort everyone’s lunches & dinner prep for tomorrow, eat & shower ... ready to do it all over again tomorrow?
Atleast my dogs get 2 decent walks a day though, my kids aren’t all over social media with god knows whoever perving all over them, and I sleep well knowing I’ve done an honest days work...
Today I held a dying man in my arms, he sadly didn’t make it. I got home, did a food shop, picked my children up from school & am now enjoying my daily dose of tattle - aka real life people! the woman doesn’t know a hard days work if it kicked her in the cunt. She needs to fuck off like the brows on her forehead.
p.s I do not expect any thanks etc for going to work. It is work for me as I am sure many of you have normal every day jobs & if you don’t work just normal every day lives! It just frustrates the hell out of me that she thinks she deserves a pat on the back for fingering herself on her pergola all day long & booking staycations!
daily rant over
x
shadyessex33
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That fat fuck will just barrel straight through it when it stampedes up the stairs to bed
What's the craic Jack
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As you wish..I wish i knew how to photo shop.Freda Trotter!
The fun we could have had
I wish i knew how to photo shop.Freda Trotter!
The fun we could have had
Egg parcels
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Babooshka
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I need to follow that site. Wtf rattles round those heads
. Organise your knickers.
Three categories my dear
1 sex knickers
2 period knickers
3 everyday knickers
fuckin hell
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gremlin
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Probably proving a point that she hasn’t had that loft conversion yet.
Tootle Pip Wiz
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What the fuck is going on with that claw. 
