OWN YOUR tit, SOPHIE
This constant pathetic hiding of all the valuable things in her life is TRAGIC! bleeping tragic. You’re rich. bleeping own it. Know who else is rich? Sam Faiers. Does she deserve it? Not really, she’s got duck all talent and earned most of her money just be simply being alive. Does she hide her Maldives trips and Range Rovers and fancy UK getaways and designer bags? Does she duck. Do I get mad at her for showing it all off? Not really. Not really at all. She’s new money rich and we all know it. So that’s that. Do I get mad at you for hiding it all? Yes. Yes absolutely. You thank your sheep for getting you to 3 million, for your book deals, for your Lenor collaboration. Did you ever thank them for funding the luxurious life you and your family live directly because of them? No did you duck. You pretend that you live in £8 eBay dresses, sell it to your sheep via swipe ups, cash comes rolling in for you and you put on your £100 jumpsuit that you bought with that money. You are pathetic and you’re a master manipulator. You’ve given next to duck all back to society.