Married At First Sight UK #12 Whatt happened Mr Blunt, Mr Grunt and Mr unt?

[Veronicacorningstone]

The man has a little bum hole mouth and a wifi symbol tattooed on his cheek ffs and he’s got 2 women fighting over him?! Stop the world I wanna get off

my boyfriend is watching for like the first time and he said wow imagine not only having those wank tattoos on your face but also those weird little cornrows, what a prick it’s tickled him and every now and then he’s laughing to himself at his hair

 

[GossWhore]

Me: I'm not getting invested in MAFS this year

Also me: leaves the work event early because of "important matters"

I NEED TO KNOW IF KWAME HAS A HOUSE

 

[Quackers]

This thread is gold. Honestly E4 should sponsor it. It’s like a collective gogglebox

also my son called Matt crinkly cut crisps tonight and I laughed so much.

 

[Tobodee]

does Whitney really expecting us to believe that if tattooed SPH was the husband picked out for her and walked down the aisle with his face scribblings she wouldn’t have rolled her eyes?!!!! Pah!!

 

[LittleMissOnions]

But Paul, we don’t want to get back to the two of them, we want to hear what Adrian has to say

 

[Ellen]

Kwame deffo was trying to leave last night so they didn’t have to do the homestay.

 

[crispycrunch]

Did shitney really just say like I drove over her grandma?? After what happened to her mum

 

[Its_Me]

Naah, despite her odd dress sense Kasia deserves better than this waste man

 

[aimzalicious]

I fucking love Zoe, she says everything so succinctly and calmly! Wish I was like that. I'd be too scared to speak up to SPH

SPH knows she is right, which is why he is so rude to her

 

[ScarlettOHaha]

So Kwame lives on a park bench?!

 

[al255]

Basically Kwame doesn’t want to take her back to his house cos he’s got a gf I bet

 

[noseybirdxo]

I love when Adrian is like this

 

[LittleMissOnions]

Can I just ask yourself Whitney, do you think you’ve done anything wrong

Yes, I overplucked my eyebrows in the 90s and no amount of serum will make them grow back

 

[LittleMissOnions]

Why won’t George let Adrian speak, he’s so controlling

 

[no1broccolifan]

Let’s just hope Whitney ends up pregnant because Matt is absolutely not a man who pays child maintenance

 

[pommobear]

God I love Zoe. I often think how nice it would be to be a lesbian. Sadly I am very straight so have to put up with men.

 

[Notredamn]

Kwarme was scrambling to dodge the home visits. He was hoping the ixperts would be impressed that he suggested they got what they came for, agree they should leave and wave them off happily
Surely not a partner as that would always have come out. Maybe a case of housebarrassment? Or similar

 

[ElektraWintour]

“You lack emotional intelligence”

 

[ScarlettOHaha]

Not relevant but I’ve just put bbc2 on for Newsnight and there was a man lying on a bed with his knob out and it was tied to a string on the ceiling. Good grief.

 

[Veronicacorningstone]

Thomas gives me major Mr G vibes

fuck off everyone…I’m gone