I've only watched the 1st few mins and last few mins as I'm supposed to be "working" and will watch full thing later.... is she wearing the SAME sweater ? I thought she brought 3 suitcases full of outfits?! WHAT an idiot
Sorry to quote myself but this is what she wore in between my last post ... pretty sure it could have all fit in that LV gym bag she used to take everywhere that now gathers dust. And pretty sure she has 5 layers of tan and hasn’t showered.
Clearly there is a bellman(person) trapped under her many bags of unorganized outfits of no itinerary.
No need for 3 bags, 4 handbags, 5 coats, 600000000 hours of explaining what she’s packed due to cawwwies not giving her an itinerary of what to wear. Which is all the same shit she’s been wearing around England for her entire lifetime 🥱🥱🥱
1. SAME (though I like it) hm sweater day 1 and 3 and just on the heels of wearing for literally 2/3 of the dream
crushing KM collection
haul. WHERE are all the must have knits with waist crushing buckle torture belt!?
1. Same pair of shiny London/city type of Chloe boots she wears with everything (really every single outfit... even lilac flower nightie dresses) except “hikes”
pub crawls
1. Leather leggings... not the usual ones but the extra shiny and tighter than her own skin KM leather leggings... for a trip with the person she sees more than her own husband... and sitting in room and antique shopping.
1. Wax jacket stollen from a 4 yr old and made to look even smaller
1. Little drummer boy “sold my soul for a greenhouse I’ll never use like my ‘bitch’ SA
lied to me that it won’t come in a smaller size-too big sage Lady Dior
avacado bag” coat
1. Little house in the prairie dress with black leggings allllllllllllll day and allllll (early) night.
1. Little drummer boy matching “skirt” and same hm sweater above
1. Laughing at own jokes and forgets has frozen face due to filler so looks like monster which looks bad and NOT cute
1. Pjs after self sabotage eating “gluten” desert so can’t possibly stay up past 8:30 PM in a girls trip
worst friend ever
1. Same Chanel bag errrr day (don’t get me wrong I like this bag but ummmmm she has so many trending AUTUMNAl lilac and sage bags and this one is clearly putting them in a corner aka see entire video about looking at bags you already own before you impulse buy 10k in bags)
1. Shit stain contour on the most chiseled cheekbones and jawline that needs NO contour... but. It’s .always. There. Even . In . The . Shower. And .no .makeup. Moley. Days.
1. Same shade thrown to all innocent bystanders and struggling restaurants, pubs, room service, you name it! Anyone hit by pandemic -______ insert here
name and shame
1. Loaded “body outline” chalk ready to go at ALL times for playing victim
and we haven’t even arrived home for her gifting Ali the “daddy” change my shit card that isn’t funny to a man who isn’t allowed to have his own life, friends, CHILDREN.