Sorry to sound braggy but I’m quite sure my partner is worth a lot more than Mr Luxe and I don’t know what Lorna earns exactly but I have a good income from my business and lucky enough I don’t have many outgoings as my partner pays a big portion of our rent and bills etc (can I just add that we are the same age and our relationship looks nothing like theirs!!!) and our spending on just stuff doesn’t look like that at all because we spend on making memories and saving for a future, you know like kids and all the normal stuff that us folk have to look forward to. Yup got a few nice handbags and high value items but all definitely investment/classic pieces as Lorna claims hers are and my wardrobes don’t look like a jumble sale of shit I’ve bought on a whim and never felt the need to sell anything on to make room for more or because I’ve pushed it the back of the closet and forgot about it.She gets paid a small % of what the item is worth rather than a flat fee. So she’d get paid 16pence for a £16 pair of joggers say, but maybe £2.00 for a £200 dress. So it’s in her best interest to promote a blend of items tbh, but then again if her audience doesn’t have the appetite for £200 dresses 0 conversions = £0.00 which may also be why she promotes the cheap gear. I’m not a luxury bag buyer so I can’t comment but I can’t imagine women that love bags are following her to see her latest acquisition? You could probably sit outside a cafe down Brentwood highstreet and see similar, no?
Yeppp. And she always eludes to him working in IB, my husband has actually worked in IB for nearly two decades (in London not a remote support office like OAP - who is likely in an IT or client support role which will pay alright for Horsham obvs but not a traditional IB salary) and I can assure you that our spending looks absolutely nothing like theirs. I’d actually be worried if my husband bought two pairs of MBs out the blue as it’s indicative of quite manic behaviour IMO?
Some women aren’t financially savvy though so maybe she doesn’t think about the shoes likely costing more than this month’s mortgage payment, but I’d be cringing thinking about all the tat I forget I even have probably equating to reducing my mortgage term by a year+? Not that we’re a prisoner to our mortgage or frugally living but we are adults who are responsible/accountable...
“Would you like to see my makeup today” No, No No NO THE FUCK NOOOOOOO!!This made me laugh! So Lady Luxe
Why didn't she donate it to the NHS who could do with moisturising their damaged faces from wearing PPE all day every day. She obviously hasn't missed these products, she didn't even know she had them!!!I’ve just come on to mention her little haul that she ‘found’! It’s disgusting that these bloody witches get all this stuff thrown at them. Most of them are so ungrateful, I’d be dancing around the house if I got gifted something.
@PurpledahliaYour posts kill me
Feel the same you know. I was interested in trying the By Terry foundation and the Rodial Banana powder because everyone is raving about both but I think I will give them a swerve. And coz I’m petty AF I would rather pay full price if I did get them than use her codes!All of that gifted shite from Philip Kingsley.. 4 drops of this and 3 drops of that stop wearing those synthetic, tatty, shite hair extensions and you’d probably not need to swindle a deal from them! I normally use the elasticiser on my hair but no way will I buy it again for them “gifting” her. Poor advert for them imo
I was so cross I didn’t explain my self .... This was my day @Ohmydays not that Fukkin selfish greedy airhead LLI really shouldn’t look at her #lockdown shite
..today
I’ve donated to Captain Tom..
Cut my OAP neighbours grass and bought his essentials .. cornflakes, milk, eggs, bread , potatoes pork chop , cod fillet , marmalade and whiskey ... left them on the doorstep . He went to give me cash I said .. can’t use that at the moment ?????? But I’m keeping a tab .. waved receipts in the air .. obviously I’m not .. and iIll buy his shopping weekly until this shite is over .. will prob have lost the receipts by then .. obvs
I also
Walked my dog.
Cleaned my HOUSE
Partner and I are now drinking beer and rowing about what to watch on tv !!
THIS IS REAL LIFE LORNA LUXE .. it’s a much better one than the one you’re living .. I trust I’m not alone saying this . I’m really fukking angry with LL and the other Fukkin greedy instablaggers
He's prob got the 'rona as she's made him go out every day when let's face it he's in the 'vulnerable age group'I think it’s her nails that make the tapping look awkward ..
So
the OAP doesn’t feel well ..
And
She is surprised she can’t get a doctors appointment !!!!
BUT
She still lets him make lunch !
mr Luxe is probably holding the camera for his princess and catches the bronzer residue in his mouth. He is there to serve, after all.When she swirls her brushes in powder and then taps the excess off... where is it going?! The carpet??!!
Who TF puts box of expensive cosmetics in the cellar and forgets about it?? I wish Charlotte T would see this - such a waste!! And how many of those products will be out of date anyway???I thought exactly the same thing ..!! Vile ...greedy greedy greedy
She’s Pissed me right off this morning ...she’s so friggin smug about it all too ... Oh and the comments the her hairline FFS !!!
I’d love to see how many followers she’s gained with these giveaways !!! Who’s the person on here that can give us the numbers again please ..