LornaLuxe #3 Lady of the manor in a two bed flat
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it’s whipping boy’s job to iron for his pwincess!
She would never waste valuable time away from marvelling at her own face.
She said yesterday she had lots of deliveries to open
Because the use of the emojis is probably one of the only decent things on her page so she doesn't want to get rid of the sentenceWhy has she written Paris? They rented an apartment for 2 secondsDoes this mean i get to pretend to live somewhere on my next vaycay?
1. Tangle teaser so far !!!
Did she see your message?
This made me laugh! So Lady Luxe 
“Would you like to see my makeup today” No, No No NO THE duck NOOOOOOO!!This made me laugh! So Lady Luxe
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She looks crazier every day
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Sorry if this has already been said but did anyone notice the other day when she did her Q&A with OAP in every single answer she said something about a “friend”. Oh when me and my friend went here/did this.. and so on.
she DEF reads here and sees we have clocked the fact she has none.
she DEF reads here and sees we have clocked the fact she has none.
We thought the make up tutorials were boring ... now we’ve got the hair one. .. Fukk me are we supposed to think she’s highly intelligent cos she can read product instructions ??
her drinking Diet Coke( wonder if she’s still working with them ??) no #. Is as vile as her eating !!!
her drinking Diet Coke( wonder if she’s still working with them ??) no #. Is as vile as her eating !!!
Im actually shocked she has been so open about the state and condition of her locks tbh, I wouldn’t imagine her to confess to being anything less than perfect.
id actually pay to be a fly on the wall for an evening in with them, just to see what the dynamics of their relationship are when the cameras aren’t on
id actually pay to be a fly on the wall for an evening in with them, just to see what the dynamics of their relationship are when the cameras aren’t on
shes proper “ mad auntie in the attic” isn’t she??
but thank duck she taught everyone how to brush their hair today.
Who has time to put all that tit in their hair to make it thicker, when we all know it won't work.
All those treatments she's been told to do takes at least a hour a day; give me strength. Just accept you have thin hair and work with what you've got.
What was that comment about OAP doesn't moan she wakes up looking bad in the morning.......REALLY I mean who wakes up looking like a goddess and if any guys moans that you are not then there not worth being with.
Tbh, OAP probably can’t see without his geriatric glasses on.
shes 37? No way. Mid 40’s easy.
shes 37? No way. Mid 40’s easy.
Oh but didn’t you hear, johns ordered her a tangle teaser lolShe is 37 years old and only just figured out you brush from bottom to topgive me strength. She needs a detangle spray as well, and a better brush.
Could she not at least aggregate all of these little purchases into one big weekly shop? ASOS do tangle teasers, and flammable nighties, just do a once a week order please?
Do you think she’s paying for all these hair products ? I’m surprised that a Trichologist is recommending she puts all these ‘extra products’ on her Barnet !
Is she heckas like paying! She’s the worlds greatest free loader.
Have made myself laugh now thinking of John putting on his specs and shitting himself because he doesn’t recognise the fillered woman in his bed. She has an entirely different head to the one he married.
Have made myself laugh now thinking of John putting on his specs and shitting himself because he doesn’t recognise the fillered woman in his bed. She has an entirely different head to the one he married.
I imagine she sits there demanding attention in between buying online and looking in the mirror .. the OAP on the other hand is probably running round like a headless chicken bowing to all her commands with fag in one hand whilst swigging out of a bottle in the other !!
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