I seriously can't cope with how much she catfishes herself. When you actually line up the extremes, WTF?
Lauren Goodger #81 Still selling crap at the jumble sale of doom, the great big catfish with face like a moon
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I bow my head in shame ..the last thing I want to do is put the scrunchies off their yorkies ..let's say then she looks like a Yorkshire pudding when it goes wrong ..you know when you open the oven door too early and it sinks and goes all crappy ..a deflated wrong yorkshire pudding ..with no centre and no meaning ..just a soggy mess ..
This is brilliant..its uncanny !Spot the difference
Is that her missing arse implant ..!
It was a dark year because he was eclipsed by big loz ..the shadow of doom and all that is fake..hes still a twit tho..!
Omg that's brilliant ..BIG Loz only fans leak….
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Oh my, you are a truly devoted Scrunchie for doing all these for us.Day 7 and the final day of the BYG Awards 2022.
Thank you to all the Scrunchies who have taken part so far. As always to vote choose the corresponding reaction emoji to your favourite entry.
Our final category is Favourite creative Scrunchie moment of 2022
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I think this is the funniest thread on Tattle and we’re blessed with hilarious and creative people who come up with some excellent content. These are a few of my favourite creative posts over the last year. I’ve linked below to the original post in case the font is too small/the text has been cut off.
- @JakeM imagining BYG’s playlist
Lauren Goodger #51 Here comes Laureen, the petrol court Queen!
Charles rapping: https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/12643830/katie-pirce-ex-charles-drury-sings-drug-use-debut-single/amp/ Laureen Dion (1:04) LAUREEN DION!!! I CAN NOT 😂😂😂😂😂 Here comes the iceberg.tattle.life- @Badirene giving us a bewful Valentine’s poem for BYG and her (then) love Chaz.5
Lauren Goodger #53 All the press coverage for the Bisto Kid Is making Big Loz flip her lid
Soft pretty bewful girl Trying to prove she takes the kid outside 😂😂😂 must be killing her she has to do this instead of farting on the sofa. Team Tattle wins!!! And this pregnancy, why the duck she keep wearing that half crop top that covers her boobs. Has she cut her sweatshirt in half...tattle.life- Newcomer @Earl Gravy with a fitting song for our Del Gel
Lauren Goodger #74 Big Loz, acting like a teen, gagging for the peen.
Poor child. It must be bad enough seeing it 24/7 let alone hear it try to sing. Beast. 🤢 I think this was a dig at Tattle. She obviously reads stuff on here 🙄tattle.life- @Crowbag giving us a poem inspired by the jumble sale of doom
Lauren Goodger #78 Lemons and gingers, chocolate fingers, back to the flat where Jake's ghost lingers
Hope they realise these will end up in the Big Lozza and the Jumble Sale of Doom 😂 They’re only £6 each so hardly Victorias Secrets stuff 😂tattle.life
I’ll give the voting a few more days and then I’ll be back to announce the winners
I have laughed so hard at this one my cankles need a hose down!
Imagine getting the real Lozza if you’ve signed up to her OF
I’m not sure she can move her facial muscles into a smile with all the botox and fillers!
Her insults on the fur coat are hilarious! but getting removed as soon as they go on! I got blocked, and you can’t tag preloved to PETA it says preloved doesn’t allow you to tag them to PETA, she knows she is bang out of order!
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She’s got a resting witch face hasn’t she. So soft pretty she is.
And whoever did her eyelashes needs sacking. Can’t even see her eyes. Just because some people suit it, doesn’t mean everyone does. She must think she looks so sexy when someone puts lashes on her but she doesn’t suit them if anything makes her face look even bigger cause can’t even see her eyes.
And whoever did her eyelashes needs sacking. Can’t even see her eyes. Just because some people suit it, doesn’t mean everyone does. She must think she looks so sexy when someone puts lashes on her but she doesn’t suit them if anything makes her face look even bigger cause can’t even see her eyes.
Stuffing her big moon face again. That food looks as tit as she is and definitely not worth a picture.
what has she put on the bread? Pus?
Mmm jam and omelette
Shes now got the jumble sale page on private - woman.
Lauren Goodger cruelly trolled as she sells £4,000 coat for charity
LAUREN Goodger has being cruelly trolled for flogging a real fur coat online – despite vowing to give the proceeds to charity. The 36-year-old horrified some followers by showing off the flas…
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Just because it has salad on the plate BYG , it doesn’t mean it’s healthy. She can’t half pack the grub away 
. Does she ever eat in ?
. Does she ever eat in ?Haha. And I think she just made the account private. Was viewing the item, and then it flashed up saying this account is private
“Sources tell The Sun Lauren is planning to donate the money raised to charity.” YEAH RITE!!
“Sources tell The Sun Lauren is planning to donate the money raised to charity.” YEAH RITE!!
When I saw yesterdays DM pics, I honestly thought she'd had under eye or eyelid surgery!
But yes, I think you're right and it's her crappy eyelashes.
She seriously believes that if she puts elfy veg or salad on a plate, that it counts as a good nutritious meal! How much butter is on that bread!
Is it butter or mustard on the bread?
Is it an omelette?
Is that what, cranberry? Jam? Eh??
And a handful of leaves from a bag.
Looks manky whatever it all is.
Is it an omelette?
Is that what, cranberry? Jam? Eh??
And a handful of leaves from a bag.
Looks manky whatever it all is.
If it looked like nice butter I'd say not enough, I like butter
Pancake face is what she is!
She’s so greedy. She posted that pasty+bread carb combo at a time when most of us were having breakfast or a mid morning coffee.
Thank you, Clickbait for your efforts. A real kiss of life for us scrunchies who are, unlike BYG, starving (for content).
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can I vote for get this bleeping monstrosity off my head, please taSlightly later posting than planned on Day 6 of the BYG Awards 2022.
To vote you simply click on the corresponding reaction emoji to that shown in the image depicting the nominated item/event.
The penultimate category is Best FML* photo of Baby Gel
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This category was requested by @OldBlondie and it has been hard to narrow them down. These are photos of Larose that BYG has shared on IG.
*FML is duck My Life for anyone who wasn’t aware.
Thoroughly cheesed off expression
Tomorrow is the final category…
3 foot wide pizza?Haven’t a scooby what this is for her tea, but it looks big, cheesy and unhealthy
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