Ah rather like the charity walk she allegedly did eh?Haha. And I think she just made the account private. Was viewing the item, and then it flashed up saying this account is private
“Sources tell The Sun Lauren is planning to donate the money raised to charity.” YEAH RITE!!
Lauren Goodger #81 Still selling crap at the jumble sale of doom, the great big catfish with face like a moon
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So Krusty had told the Sun it’s for charity, that’s what I call damage control, there will never be proof she gave the money to charity!
It's arse is smaller!!duck me! The gorilla actually looks better than BYG here!
OMG Clicky loving these BYG awards xxDay 7 and the final day of the BYG Awards 2022.
Thank you to all the Scrunchies who have taken part so far. As always to vote choose the corresponding reaction emoji to your favourite entry.
Our final category is Favourite creative Scrunchie moment of 2022
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I think this is the funniest thread on Tattle and we’re blessed with hilarious and creative people who come up with some excellent content. These are a few of my favourite creative posts over the last year. I’ve linked below to the original post in case the font is too small/the text has been cut off.
- @JakeM imagining BYG’s playlist
Lauren Goodger #51 Here comes Laureen, the petrol court Queen!
Charles rapping: https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/12643830/katie-pirce-ex-charles-drury-sings-drug-use-debut-single/amp/ Laureen Dion (1:04) LAUREEN DION!!! I CAN NOT 😂😂😂😂😂 Here comes the iceberg.tattle.life- @Badirene giving us a bewful Valentine’s poem for BYG and her (then) love Chaz.5
Lauren Goodger #53 All the press coverage for the Bisto Kid Is making Big Loz flip her lid
Soft pretty bewful girl Trying to prove she takes the kid outside 😂😂😂 must be killing her she has to do this instead of farting on the sofa. Team Tattle wins!!! And this pregnancy, why the duck she keep wearing that half crop top that covers her boobs. Has she cut her sweatshirt in half...tattle.life
Lauren Goodger #74 Big Loz, acting like a teen, gagging for the peen.
Poor child. It must be bad enough seeing it 24/7 let alone hear it try to sing. Beast. 🤢 I think this was a dig at Tattle. She obviously reads stuff on here 🙄tattle.life- @Crowbag giving us a poem inspired by the jumble sale of doom
Lauren Goodger #78 Lemons and gingers, chocolate fingers, back to the flat where Jake's ghost lingers
Hope they realise these will end up in the Big Lozza and the Jumble Sale of Doom 😂 They’re only £6 each so hardly Victorias Secrets stuff 😂tattle.life
I’ll give the voting a few more days and then I’ll be back to announce the winners
In all fairness she SHOULD donate ALL the proceeds of any gifted item she's sold. It's unefficawl to make money from the things she's been gifted.
She might be doing an Amber Turd and keeping the funds. Like the enormous double pram she was gifted. That would make a decent mag story showing how she gifted it to a needy family with 2 small babies. Surely if she actually did this she would have some evidence.
She needs to show the proceeds of the baby walk actually went to the charity. That's the right thing to do........ but we all know the rent's due.
Surely all this money she has received from selling free goods should be declared as income as she didn't pay for the goods in the first place. Tax return is due 31st Jan....
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She knows this very well, hence why preloved is deleting items now as soon as they are sold! Hopefully someone from HMRC is monitoring it!
There was an article a few months ago about how HMRC and Department for Work and Pensions were investing millions in new tech and staff to monitor online activity of supposed benefit claimants and Self Employed tax dodgers to see if their lifestyles on line matched their declared income and benefits claimed. I'm assuming she's claiming some kind of child tax credits, housing benefits etc as she can't afford her 'glam' lifestyle as well as pay her agent and buy 999.999 IG bots.
Keep dreaming Lozza, she spouts this nonsense every year. Plus how the hell could she appear when she doesn’t look like her filtered insta life?
People would be like,
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I don’t believe a word of it, she puts this rumour out whenever she’s broke, she’s desperate for money! What would Towie want with an old bruiser who won’t show her real self! She left celebs go dating as it was becoming obvious she was a fat munter and wouldn’t be seen in a bikini!
Yep! And the reason it never happens is exactly that - she can’t control the output.
The sun ran the very sam article around this time last year too. Loz just likes to drop hints to add speculation To look like she is still sought after. In reality - Towie would never have her back and she wouldn’t go back now as she can’t catfish herself from a size 22 into a space raider head size 8 avatar.
Better put that giant pizza back in the box Loz, and go back to zero gravity Pilates.
And get another Laureen framed baffa poster on stand by.
She would need an interpreter.
A giant sign pointing to her and following her around, saying 'this is loz. Yes really!', and the interpreter.
And a wheeled stand for her arse shelf.
And then laShe'snowttodowithme following behind.
What a bloody entourage.
And get another Laureen framed baffa poster on stand by.
She would need an interpreter.
A giant sign pointing to her and following her around, saying 'this is loz. Yes really!', and the interpreter.
And a wheeled stand for her arse shelf.
And then laShe'snowttodowithme following behind.
What a bloody entourage.
Two bullshit statements
1. Money to be donated to animal charity and was always planned to be.
2. Doesn’t support the wearing of fur…. Ain’t her poodle jackets real fur
1. Money to be donated to animal charity and was always planned to be.
2. Doesn’t support the wearing of fur…. Ain’t her poodle jackets real fur
The only person hot under the collar is sweaty Loz in her real fur.
And now the Beast has had a grifted blow-dry at home so she can sit on her fat arse with straight hair to watch TV. Muppet. 
Shes more irrelevant now than she ever has been..theres not much she can do now to get money apart from sell her fat sweaty snatch on OF..shes too lazy to do the youtube tit shes been bleating on about and no decent tv programme will touch her because shes just boring .maybe she can get in on some of Stephen bears tricks and shaft herself right up her lazy arse with a weedwacker ..IAnd now the Beast has had a grifted blow-dry at home so she can sit on her fat arse with straight hair to watch TV. Muppet.
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She’s prob planning a night out in the wild on the pull tomorrow eve, fingers crossed for us scrunchiesAnd now the Beast has had a grifted blow-dry at home so she can sit on her fat arse with straight hair to watch TV. Muppet.
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towie is not trying to get her back and she did not leave she was sacked she was actually sacked twice as when she went back after the first sacking she was still as nasty and deluded as she was when they sacked her the first time and she has been trying to get back for years they never even asked her to be in the 10-year reunion shows
She wears 4 real fur jackets the black poodle, cream poodle, that blue one on her recent post and that gilet she had on, all REAL fur!
lying witch!
My sister in law uses this app
I know because her face looks the same as this in her pics on Instagram
I also know because she thought it was a lovely thing to do and send me a pic of MYSELF that she had put through this app!
My husband laughed so loud and said don’t you dare upload that pic as you will be a laughing stock as people know you don’t look like that!
Honestly I could play guess the face with my sister in laws faces too!!
One time she uploaded three pics she had took all at the same time but each with a different face
Me and my daughter had a whale of a time laughing at her and comparing them to the unfiltered normal pics I have of her on my camera roll on get togethers etc
Why mug yourself off
Honestly it’s so embarrassing
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