Her feet are deffo not a size 4, squeezing into a size 4 more like !
Got to love that filter ! Highest cheekbones , pointy face. I would love to know how her mind works , I remember when she put on a comment once when someone said something not so nice , she said ‘ You haven’t seen me in real life babe ‘. Her ego is massive !
crazyShe hasn't seen herself in real life, that's the problem! Her ego is as big as her plate face.Her feet are deffo not a size 4, squeezing into a size 4 more like !
Got to love that filter ! Highest cheekbones , pointy face. I would love to know how her mind works , I remember when she put on a comment once when someone said something not so nice , she said ‘ You haven’t seen me in real life babe ‘. Her ego is massive !
She actually believes these filtered pics are her
You iz a poet an' we didunt know it!
Both deluded and deranged thenHer feet are deffo not a size 4, squeezing into a size 4 more like !
Got to love that filter ! Highest cheekbones , pointy face. I would love to know how her mind works , I remember when she put on a comment once when someone said something not so nice , she said ‘ You haven’t seen me in real life babe ‘. Her ego is massive !
She actually believes these filtered pics are her
Lozza would be biting great chunks out of that
Who are they referring to when they say "English television personality"?This one just looks wrong. The colour is off putting
I love that if you Google Lozza, even they throw her under the bus with her faces and the pesky wind paps pic shows
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I have seen her in real life, and trust me, it was not pleasant, my only regret was I didnt take pics, as she was flouncing about as she wobbled to her car, flicking her hair dramatically ... like she was some superstar, and I didnt want to give her the satisfaction, she has these bandy fat legs, that struggle to hold her weight, she's bow legged ... and that arse is the most ridiculous sight .... hard to think she paid for itHer feet are deffo not a size 4, squeezing into a size 4 more like !
Got to love that filter ! Highest cheekbones , pointy face. I would love to know how her mind works , I remember when she put on a comment once when someone said something not so nice , she said ‘ You haven’t seen me in real life babe ‘. Her ego is massive !
She actually believes these filtered pics are her
They're in the subsection for pervy weirdos. Funny but a lot of Lozza's stuff ends up in that section...........................................
Yes Anna666 she actually went to some dodgy place and said "Giv 'us a freak's arse mate innit!" and he duly complied (and some!)I have seen her in real life, and trust me, it was not pleasant, my only regret was I didnt take pics, as she was flouncing about as she wobbled to her car, flicking her hair dramatically ... like she was some superstar, and I didnt want to give her the satisfaction, she has these bandy fat legs, that struggle to hold her weight, she's bow legged ... and that arse is the most ridiculous sight .... hard to think she paid for it
"Mirror mirror on the wall, who is the fairest of them all?" she whispered whilst admiring her gawjus visage as she brushed her bewful hair.
she really is the gift that keeps on giving!Well I had four of the beasts and all were two weeks earlier than dates given. The last one arrived in early May in what was the hottest early May in decades so it was unbearable, in that I can sympathise with Lozza lumbering about sufferring, but if she was in any danger from anything that would require induction then the hospital would have dragged her in before now. I'm afraid she will have to sit this one out because Laulie is not going to do as she wants NOW or EVER so she'd better get used to the notion
Its his pocket money from his Mummy!
In the final stages, it really is a waiting game, and VERY UNCOMFORTABLE .... you have no choice really, the baby will come when its ready, and nothing will change that, she can continue talking utter crap about " being on labour ".. none of it works, in my days, they would bring you into hospital at 40 weeks, and within 4 days, you would be induced ... someone on here, has said, she is 40 weeks, and they are giving her an extra 12 days on top ... One thing's for certain though .. a baby comes when it wants and is ready, if this lump of lard, as I suspect isnt healthy enough to push, they'll give her a c section ... and god help us if that happens, we'll be hearing about it for years to come!!So for the ladies that have been pregnant on here, would you go about trying to bring on labour at 40 weeks or would you let things take it’s natural course until you get to 42 wks? Not been preggers but just interested why Lozza is saying she’s doing it (don’t believe a word that comes out of plate face like)
also WTAF was she doing wearing that dress as a skirt
... also baby weight is a bugger to shift, so I wish her luck on that scoreYeah, cos instragram is the place to go for a specialised trade. What you mean Loz is any FREE tradesMaybe Lozzas waters have broken and Chaz has got into a bit of a panic?? Cannot have the home water birth if no warm water
I tried the natural ways to induce labour from 38/39 weeks but nothing worked and I’m still pregnant at over 41 weeks. I’ve learnt that babies will come in their own time and when they want as this baby is not budging. I would not go through this again as this overdue period is sending me emotionally crazy. But big lozza has been trying to induce for weeks, way before is medically recommendedSo for the ladies that have been pregnant on here, would you go about trying to bring on labour at 40 weeks or would you let things take it’s natural course until you get to 42 wks? Not been preggers but just interested why Lozza is saying she’s doing it (don’t believe a word that comes out of plate face like)
also WTAF was she doing wearing that dress as a skirt
Begging for a private midwife eh?
I’ve seen her a few times , as I live 5 mins away , I saw her once walking down the road when she lost all that weight ( a good few years ago now ). And she looked nice then tbf. But the other times I’ve seen her she was like strutting aboutI have seen her in real life, and trust me, it was not pleasant, my only regret was I didnt take pics, as she was flouncing about as she wobbled to her car, flicking her hair dramatically ... like she was some superstar, and I didnt want to give her the satisfaction, she has these bandy fat legs, that struggle to hold her weight, she's bow legged ... and that arse is the most ridiculous sight .... hard to think she paid for it
And doing the hair flick thing ! Someone I know saw her in an ice cream parlour looking in the mirror at her bum and she was talking about her bum non stop!I really feel for you, understand this so well .. some women sail through pregnancy, and others go through hell, this final stage is the hardest ... I suffered with all three, now looking back, I say to my young self .... what the duck was wrong with you, putting yourself through that 3 times ..... I know its hard, but you are near the finishing line now, not long to go, I know it seems forever, but your precious lil bundle is nearly here, just a lil bit longer
ps ... we want lots of pics please 
oh of course! When he eventually turns up I’ll send a little pic! Lozza could end up eclipsing my birth though with her dramatic emergency transfer to hospital!I really feel for you, understand this so well .. some women sail through pregnancy, and others go through hell, this final stage is the hardest ... I suffered with all three, now looking back, I say to my young self .... what the duck was wrong with you, putting yourself through that 3 times ..... I know its hard, but you are near the finishing line now, not long to go, I know it seems forever, but your precious lil bundle is nearly here, just a lil bit longer
That last thing you want is "dramatic" Kittykat - leave all that to the drama queen Lozza!
I hear you, I'd rather see your lil sweetpea though
..... yeah I can see her doing the over dramatic emergency dash to hospital, while taking selfies all the way, pouting those ridiculous fat lips .. the dumb twit! No an emergency gas engineer/plumber this time.
