Lauren Goodger #36 She’s gone nude, we’ve all spewed, we all know Chaz just wants a dude.

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So. If we get a shifty on we could do a Lozza Christmas album with proceeds to the free Lozzas baby (assuming she is still pregnant then and a Christmas miracle is not forthcoming?)
 
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Loz's Baby, just get a Mcmuffin
For me.
Been an awful good girl, Loz's baby,
So hurry down the chippy tonight.

Loz's baby, a 24 pack of nuggets too,
Dips too,
I'll wait up for you dear, Loz's baby,
So hurry down the chippy tonight.

Think of all the burgers I've missed,
Think of all the kebabs dropped when I was pissed.
Next year I could eat just as much food,
If you'll check off my Chippy list.

To the tune of Santa Baby, for the Christmas album.
 
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Evening! Had a busy day today and so glad I didn't miss baybeh coming! That dress wrapped round her waist though is fantastic! What a total riot! Hope you all had a lovely day and managed to keep cool. Happy Freedom Day to all of you South of the Wall 💕
 
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Yungel's you’re damn right
You can’t read Charlie’s mind
We’re fighting over pies
And heading for war
Well, I’m only perfect
He has gotta work it
'Cause yunboy, I’m worth it
So don’t break the law

I’m just a wind machine
Feeding my yuncharlie
Give me some corn for free
And I’m fine
I need a cob a day
Because of this pre-ga-cay
What will the Scrunchies say
This time?
 
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Yungel's you’re damn right
You can’t read Charlie’s mind
We’re fighting over pies
And heading for war
Well, I’m only perfect
He has gotta work it
'Cause yunboy, I’m worth it
So don’t break the law

I’m just a wind machine
Feeding my yuncharlie
Give me some corn for free
And I’m fine
I need a cob a day
Because of this preg-a-cay
What will the Scrunchies say
This time?
Wow you is the most talented busy bleep in the land of Scrunchies 🥳
 
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What a bewful dress skirt! View attachment 670201
She's such an annoying bleep.
Why does she annoy me so much? I can't bleeping stand her.

Amazing, the way she can just switch back and forth between horribly abused dogs to mundane things like getting her lashes done, to scaremongering and misinformation about the vaccine, back to posting about those fire hazards of newborn outfits, her tits, back to more conspiracy theories and rounding it off with a link to her OnlyFans... Brain capacity of a squirrel
Squirrels are very clever.
I'd say she had all the brain capacity of a lump of horse tit, but less useful.
 
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Just popped out to post office, few mins up the road, and thank god Im back home, felt like the air was burning ... Now laying on bed, chilled bottle of Evian, and fan on full blast ... be careful all, its blooming scorching out there today 🥵🥵🥵🔥🔥🔥
I had to go to Savona today which is a lovely coastal city in the north of italy.

I tit you not, it was so bloody hot the camera on my phone wouldn't work.

Was sweating like a crim in a lineup.
 
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Song for Chaz (sorry to Barry Gibb)

Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk,
I'm a sausage man: no time to talk.
Loz's loud and bacon warm,
I've been sinked around since I found porn.

And now it's all right. It's OK.
Eating fry ups everyday.
We can try to understand
The Bum Slappy dance effects on man.

Whether you're a brother
Or whether you're a mother,
You're eating a fry, eating a pie.
Feel my wind breakin'
And my botty shakin',
And we're eating a fry, eating more pies.
Ah, ha, ha, ha, eating a fry, scoffing a pie.
Ah, ha, ha, ha, scoffing more pies.

Because I'm too hot and obviously losing my Brian waiting on baby Laulie to be birfed into this world.
I actually just sang that in bed out loud with my fan on my face. Must seriously look and sound like a headcase 🤣
 
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That's never a skirt - it is a ruched dress pulled down - what a moron!
I think even with the challenges it woul introduce to the inherent structure of the elastic in the dress, it would still look better as a dress.....

She still manages her blue steel pose tho - ooh ! Paps ! Fancy seeing you here !!
 
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Yungel's you’re damn right
You can’t read Charlie’s mind
We’re fighting over pies
And heading for war
Well, I’m only perfect
He has gotta work it
'Cause yunboy, I’m worth it
So don’t break the law

I’m just a wind machine
Feeding my yuncharlie
Give me some corn for free
And I’m fine
I need a cob a day
Because of this pre-ga-cay
What will the Scrunchies say
This time?
👏 👏 👏 👏 love it!!
 
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I’m not a fan at all of BYG, but oh my god she must be so uncomfortable in this heat
 
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