Lauren Goodger #36 She’s gone nude, we’ve all spewed, we all know Chaz just wants a dude.

[Sunnydaze101]

You know what cracked me up the other day. I was looking at Megan Barton’s OF subscription page and she also has an Amazon wishlist for her pervs to purchase stuff for her, but on hers she has like cute lingerie pieces or cute dress up outfits for her perves to purchase for her because I guess she can then wear them and show them pictures of herself wearing the clothes they have bought for her. Makes sense right? Goodger has a washing machine up for her pervs to buy for her, what she gonna do with that? Dry hump it and take a picture?

 

[Crowbag]

With apologies to Shania.

Let's go babez.
Man, I feel like a curry.

Boop boop be doo woo, do poo

I'm goin out tonight,
Gonna eat fried shite
Gonna let my spoon face shiiii-iii-ine,
Wanna eat at sheesh,
The waiter is a dish,
So what if I'm barred, he's miiii-iii-ine.

I've got no inib. Nope, no inhib. Er. No inibishun. Er. Bin that. Where's me ball?

I've no idea
Why I've got bad diarrhoea
(or is it gonorrhoea?)
But ma belly's smooth without a liiii-iii-ine.
I ain't gonna act, but I'll flash my pregant twat,
Only fans will pay my obscenity fiiii-iiii-ine.
(so long as it's less than £3.67.Chaz, get yer arse out and slap it, piggy bank's empty) .

The best fing about being a yung gel
Is the perog. Er, prog. Elp me out. The progatif to have a little fun and
Oh oh oh

Totally bewful
Always yoof ful
Neat bump, need a dump,
Oh oh oh oh
Where's blue bun gone,
I'm ready to eat a tonne,
Prunes with pizzah,
Curry I'll eat ya
Oh oh oh oh
Bewful hornmones
Magical filter fones
Pregacy, I'm doing it in style.
Man, I feel like a curry.

 

[Badirene]

Song for Chaz (sorry to Barry Gibb)

Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk,
I'm a sausage man: no time to talk.
Loz's loud and bacon warm,
I've been sinked around since I found porn.

And now it's all right. It's OK.
Eating fry ups everyday.
We can try to understand
The Bum Slappy dance effects on man.

Whether you're a brother
Or whether you're a mother,
You're eating a fry, eating a pie.
Feel my wind breakin'
And my botty shakin',
And we're eating a fry, eating more pies.
Ah, ha, ha, ha, eating a fry, scoffing a pie.
Ah, ha, ha, ha, scoffing more pies.

Because I'm too hot and obviously losing my Brian waiting on baby Laulie to be birfed into this world.

 

[Pom Bear]

With another thread of very strong title suggestions, congratulations to @Facehugger for this one

Yungel is still pregnant. Aside from some more anti-vax nonsense, some more badly photoshopped nude photos and discovering she is a ball, nothing much has happened.

@Intoxicating shared a video of Ch’Arg trying his hand at some erotic dancing. You will never unsee it!

@Crowbag produced this astonishing work of art.

@Pom Bear gave us a new snap for their shiny mirrored mantlepiece.

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@Katie8ee wanted a shout out and Clicky doesn’t like to disappoint!

Thanks for the new thread and adding my bike and ball xx.

Facehugger..Well done on the title xx.

Kittykat45 ..Happy Birthday xx

I've made some lovely babygrows they also come in He a Bike extra large for Chaz ..

 

[Caw1982]

I wonder if C'Args little strip tease was foreplay for Loz to relax her cervix as she needs it
TBF it made my clit retract that deep it could have replaced my missing appendix

 

[Pom Bear]

She’s having a baff

I see the microwave is back in the bathroom x.
Looooool..

 

[Badirene]

I would think due to their weight, it would not be psychically possible right now to do the " deed " ... but id imagine they are doing " other " stuff, and posting it to only fans, il leave that to your imagination, its too horrific to put into words

What ya mean due to their weight? Obviously he would take her from behind and use her back as a convenient picnic table for various snacks, pizza slice, sausage rolls etc, to fuel him through. It also has the added advantage of not having to see her face but the disadvantage is she will try to steal his picnic buffet. Good luck sleeping tonight Scrunchies with this mental image swirling around your "Brian"

 

[Pom Bear]

There is a reason sleep deprivation is used as a form of torture, Loz has no idea what is in store for her. As for giving birth in the Lindo wing, Loz would be more suited to the Bingo Wing.

Lol That made me laugh xx.
I've made a sign xx.

 

[Sunnydaze101]

She a ball, she a movie???

It’s the heat. I’ll shut the door on my way out

 

[HeCannitSeeMan]

I’d love for this baby to come out a boy.

 

[Clickbait]

With another thread of very strong title suggestions, congratulations to @Facehugger for this one

Yungel is still pregnant. Aside from some more anti-vax nonsense, some more badly photoshopped nude photos and discovering she is a ball, nothing much has happened.

@Intoxicating shared a video of Ch’Arg trying his hand at some erotic dancing. You will never unsee it!

@Crowbag produced this astonishing work of art.

@Pom Bear gave us a new snap for their shiny mirrored mantlepiece.

@Katie8ee wanted a shout out and Clicky doesn’t like to disappoint!

 

[HeCannitSeeMan]

I wonder what Chucky makes of the tattoo or the scarring s it’s left? Nothing like another mans name on your vag to spice things up.

ETA a quick google: didn’t realise that this udderly (sp ) desperate buffoon has had 3 men’s names on her. Twat

 

[HeCannitSeeMan]

To be read in an Attenborough breathy tone:

“and er here, we have… a… lesser spotted lozza. In all of her pregnant glory with her mate… preparing for the excruciating birth which will take place in her natural Crystal embellished habitat.
There… she will feed. Plentiful until the baby is 3 years old, on anything deliveroo can bring for free.
her… pelt… will grow two feet in 6 hours for the birth announcement, extensions glued in and her face will be painted for Take A Break exclusive.
With her milk ready for her young, the new mother finds her strong hornmones too much and provides for her new family by selling her extra mammalian discharge to those of a perverse persuasion in her tribe of Neanderthal “fans”

 

[Jane L]

Scrunchies, I’m bowing out for a while. A lot of your comments although directed towards Big Loz and her naivety are as triggering as hers re: missing the point about how lucky you all are to have children.

@Clickbait - don't go far Clicky, this is a safe space. i don't know the issue here, haven't been able to read everything here last few weeks, but the convo moves in different directions and i think as @Katie8ee said to someone, there is always someone here if anyone needs a rant. i don't have kids and it was my choice, they bore me to tears personally and i'm way too selfish, but i get women who didn't have the choice, and i have liked the camaraderie on this site. just move by the posts you don't want and remember you have a zillion pals here who think you should be writing for Netflix, and who will have your back if you need to offload. Life is too short girl. X

 

[JakeM]

Girls Aloud's Love Machine:


Yungel's you’re damn right
You can’t read Charlie’s mind
We’re fighting over pies
And heading for war
Well, I’m only perfect
He has gotta work it
'Cause yunboy, I’m worth it
So don’t break the law

I’m just a wind machine
Feeding my yuncharlie
Give me some corn for free
And I’m fine
I need a cob a day
Because of this pre-ga-cay
What will the Scrunchies say
This time?

 

[Anna666]

Hmmmmm .... Have a sneaky suspicion, that someone, maybe selling " porkie pies " to the public " yet again " ... I have been wrong in the past, but do have eyes, that see quite well ... and Im noticing, something is not quite right here

 

[Badirene]

Oh Lozza you really have no idea! New born baby tired is a whole different level. I will never forget the first 6 weeks the lack of sleep is unreal

There is a reason sleep deprivation is used as a form of torture, Loz has no idea what is in store for her. As for giving birth in the Lindo wing, Loz would be more suited to the Bingo Wing.

 

[HeCannitSeeMan]

T’was me who inferred Lozza has put herself in danger of preeclampsia with her behaviours. I don’t regard that as a silly comment- it’s fact. If pregnancy isn’t a prime time to stop smoking, start eating healthy and keep relatively active, for the sake of your unborn then more fool you.

Some people have preeclampsia and are in no way obvious candidates for it. Other people can be 25stone, eat shit, not move at all and sail through pregnancy.

the Candida that is Lozza brought us tattlers together, let’s not in-fight over personal plights that have little to do with the actual thread subject- BYGs impending reality check!

 

[Sunnydaze101]

 

[Clickbait]

I thought I had a high cringe threshold.. but I just couldn't watch it all the way through. The neanderthal theatrical 'sex grunts' were making me mildly hysterical

So I didn’t realise it had sound and that makes it worse. Much worse. Was he supposed to be sounding turned on, excited? It sounded like he had emphysema.