Can we please get a ChatGPT of todays dump? That was the most incoherent, nonsensical word salad I have ever heard. I want to see if artificial intelligence can even attempt to make any sense of it.
I know I’m late to the party, but as some of you said… JFC! First of all, getting a phone upgrade or contacts are not MILESTONES or BIG MOMENTS. Are they going to sit around the Thanksgiving Dinner table 20 years from
now and reminisce about how amazing it was to go from a lightning cable to USB C? And then he proceeds to do an “unboxing” video as if we care. He’s so clueless and desperate for any content that now he’s resorting to doing a hodgepodge of every and any so called “niche” topic. And if Casey didn’t tell him to leave the bathroom while she was practicing putting in her contacts, would he have just stood there filming her documenting every second of that? WHO.THE.HELL.CARES?
Then, we get the sermon on the concrete. He apologizes and feels REALLY BAD that he didn’t travel that much this year (even though he’s technically not a travel channel) and then said he couldn’t travel a lot because of his relationship with Casey (presumably because she has a real job and can’t just go flitting around on a whim like he can) and that he only wants to go if she can too. Then he says that there’s a lot of stuff we don’t see that he and Casey do because they want to keep things private (SURE… he’s got that damn camera running on every minor thing they do).
THEN, after saying Casey is the reason that he couldn’t travel this year, then he proceeds to say that he’s got 4 to 5 to 6 cruises BOOKED for next year. Um, if she held you back this year, then how is she not holding you back next year when nothing else has changed? Then he said he is evolving and has more of a normal life for daily vlogging but then says it takes a toll and he couldn’t have imagined going to a public place and filming his very private conversation and then he acknowledges that no one is even around. WTF?? He can’t speak in coherent sentences and I really have no clue what point he is trying to make?? I don’t know how he can have people just eat this garbage up and not question anything he says even though it’s contradicting or just plain doesn’t make any sense.
And by the way, what does that even mean to apologize for not traveling a lot? He’s a Disney park Vlogger.. it’s called DAILY DOSE OF DISNEY. He just started traveling and cruising out of desperation for viewers and content. Same with Casey… they were dating for months before she finally agreed to be on camera, and we all know Kyle won’t do anything unless it benefits him in some way, so he was probably hoping that Casey’s presence on the channel would help it grow (it didn’t). The only positive impact she had was that Kyle used her discount for more hotel stays (that he previously got gifted from Stan’s by the way) so he could use those stays as more content. He could have angered or alienated some Stans who enjoyed the fantasy of a single Kyle, but then that fantasy shattered when he started toting her around constantly (even though they are the dullest couple ever with zero chemistry). Even if she actually DID go so far as to quit her job and join him full time on his blog, it’s not going to grow his channel or views, because his content STILL SUCKS. Actually, I take that back, it’s not even his content… HE SUCKS and no amount of traveling or new theme park food or attraction or piece of furniture or new gadget is going to make people want to watch his channel when he himself is an obnoxious, immature, unprofessional, lying, narcissistic douchebag who lacks a grasp of the English language. People are already noticing it, getting tired of it, or just flat out calling him out, and OUTSIDE of this group.
Kyle… just wave the white flag while you still have a shred of any dignity left in you. And for God’s sake, as someone else said, if you are going to issue a public apology, then apologize to the 60-some Patreon subscribers you have that you have just been leaving hanging since JUNE!