Jessontheplussize #11 Look at the roses all over me' gunt, I'm dirty and sweaty & a greedy

[Bagpuss7]

It baffles me

...it's boiling hot so she plasters her face in heavy makeup and squeezes herself into a pair of skintight jeans and then is seemingly surprised that she is dripping in sweat !

And she apparently is a fashion influencer? What an absolute joke !

 

[bunnyhop15]

#brandambassador

 

[wonderingtwirl]

I think 90% of Jess’ stories this week have been about how sweaty she is. Instead of telling us jumper in the shower if it’s that bad.

 

[JesusChristAlmighty]

I’ll have money on ….. she’ll be well enough to go to her grans house tomorrow for some beige food tho!! After a huge pile of beige food and pudding, do we think she will do the haul?!
who even says that? Hope I don’t shit myself at my friends?!!!!! She’s just vile and gets worse by the day

 

[Blahblah93]

I woke up at 1pm today and it was fucking awesome.

 

[larabrn]

I haven’t posted here in a while because honestly….. I’m just really fucking bored of her “content” at the minute. It must be nice to sleep in until 12 / eat lunch out / lounge around at home in the garden or watching films / pub with friends constantly.

I work from home so I’m pretty lucky in that there’s no commute and I sometimes do grab a coffee at lunchtime but I’m up and dressed by 8am and do a solid day of productive work every day, never mind all the life/home admin I squeeze in as well.

Anyway, all this to say I 100% DO NOT believe her when she says she’s been awake for ages. You can tell when someone has just woke up and mentioning it makes you sound guilty! If I speak to someone at 11am I’m not like, ‘I’ve been awake for ages, honestly… ’ Absolutely height of laziness.

 

[Furnessian]

That fat sex comment is weird. What does she think all sex sounds like?

The reason I started to follow Jessie was because she’s a bigger girl like myself. Over the past couple of weeks I have been put off and kinda disgusted with some of her behaviour. I thought she was someone who was a positive for plus size girls and she’s anything but. She’s a mess, slob and doesn’t do anything to help plus size girls.

Exactly this. Just reinforcing an awful stereotype that we’re all fucking sick of as plus-sized women

 

[Isanythingrealanymore]

Every single day she doesn’t surface til midday and then says that she’s been up for hours…. Yet looks like she’s just opened her eyes. Like today…. Lead on her bed naked yet says she’s been awake for hours.

 

[Nellyellie]

Bet it stinks of arse sweat and fart

 

[Bagpuss7]

She's definitely full of empty promises...I've lost track now of how many days in a row she has promised to catch up on her messages but something else - eating/ drinking/ television- have distracted her !

 

[Marge Bouvier]

I couldn’t remember what day it was today so instead of checking a calendar, I just waited till Jess told me


(Sarcasm btw, I’m not that bad!)

 

[Crazymum]

This is just beyond disgusting ! I mean we all poo but the fact she wrote that in a group chat but then shared it. She’s scraping the bottom of that barrel now.

 

[instamumsaredaft]

Omg she is rank on her stories. Says she needs a shower but gonna just spray herself with loads of deodorant

 

[Bagpuss7]

So do we think she was up at the crack of dawn doing admin or do we think she rolled out of bed, straight round to grammmars for a massive lunch?!

I'll put a box up for you to leave your replies which I won't bother reading or answering later ..thanks guuuyys !!

 

[Sozhun]

I'm sorry but the sheer audictity she has sitting there doing a make-up story is the funniest thing I've seen in a long time.
She's absolutely bogging. Just put the phone down and go and shower you mucky cow. Claiming she didn't have time to wipe it off but there was 2hrs in between her makeup stories eating the ice lolly and the post work out sweat fest
She has so much highlighter on she looks like the tin man and between that, the grease and the sweat it's not a good look. Wonder if its too late for her to beg Natwest for her old job back?

 

[Babybail93]

Next thing she will be selling her sweaty knickers on BBW porn sites...that will surely take in the money. That’s the way it’s heading!

“I’ve worn these for 4 days straight! You know how haphazard my shower routine is guys. They’re proper ripe. Bidding starts at £10!”

 

[Dishthedirt2021]

When I tell you I RAN to tattle as soon as I saw her post... popcorn is at the ready!

 

[Mickybrowneyes]

I messaged about them I love peaky blinders though

Traitor

 

[Sozhun]

Looks like the shorts from ''shortgate'' aren't looking quite so big now Not sure Mili would get one leg in them with her let alone his whole body

 

[urghmummybloggers]

For someone who didn’t want to work with Fabletics and didn’t rate their product - she seems to have worn a lot of their shit last week