Ooohhh he’s got a gig in the Summer. It’s not quite Glasto but it’s a job for a few hours and resembles my village summer fete 
Jake Quickenden #95 A backstage smooch may be Fakey's big outing! Cue more of Flapz's lip-blushed pouting
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‘Unforgettable music experience’Ooohhh he’s got a gig in the Summer. It’s not quite Glasto but it’s a job for a few hours and resembles my village summer fete
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they’ve got that right let’s see if he bothers turning up to this one or bins it off like he did the one last year, to go on a freebie holiday insteadHeadliner act at the village feteOoohhh he’s got a gig in the Summer. It’s not quite Glasto but it’s a job for a few hours and resembles my village summer fete
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Not tonight My Matthew…. I’m tooo busy watching emmerdale and writing notes,..to read out to total strangers.. maybe after Eastenders !!
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Not too far away from me at allOoohhh he’s got a gig in the Summer. It’s not quite Glasto but it’s a job for a few hours and resembles my village summer fete
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it made me laugh! I see Marcel is doing a DJ set. How excitingI think whoever has called masterchef is right yano. We always say on here fakey forever changes his narrative to gain more likes on the gram and I'm pretty sure when the beard went away before he was training for that sham of a fight, he threw together this really tit meal and was joking about how he couldn't cook.
Sophie documents doing the majority of thetit cooking in their house but then come christmas day and chef fakey is cooking the christmas dinner.
There is always a hidden motive behind everything this manchild posts.
Sophie documents doing the majority of the
There is always a hidden motive behind everything this manchild posts.
Exactly this. He’s been singing as well recently and now he’s got a huge gig in a field
Just waiting for the dancing now cos we know that SCD is the one thing he really really wants.
X factor stage to Bedlington Village fete, rock & roll bro, rock & roll
Previous headline stars to the annual event include….Ray Quinn, Comedian Tommy Cannon and….Star band of the 70’s Showaddywaddy
This is manifesting at its finest
This is manifesting at its finest
How exciting to be at that gig bet all the tickets will be sold out...NOT ....that is down the pecking order 
That's the only gig this bleep will headline honestly can't wait to see if he's on Celeb Masterchef comedy gold coming up if he is, do you think he'll do some dancing on there
honestly can't wait to see if he's on Celeb Masterchef comedy gold coming up if he is, do you think he'll do some dancing on therePlease don’t give him any ideasThat's the only gig this bleep will headline
Things you can guarantee he’ll do is bring up his dad/brother/leo and maybe throw in grief/anxiety/mental health for good measure. Oh and what a good dad is he and how Leo has changed his life.Once he’s confirmed, we definitely need a tattle bingo card
If he gets on Master Chef he'll try and be centre of attention and be funny but he has no banter and comes across as a year 8 trying to be class clown.
He's so unlikeable. Imagine finding out you've got to share a kitchen with him. duck that. I'd rather be unemployed.
He's so unlikeable. Imagine finding out you've got to share a kitchen with him. duck that. I'd rather be unemployed.
But I thought he was an ‘actor’ and ‘TV Presenter’ nowOoohhh he’s got a gig in the Summer. It’s not quite Glasto but it’s a job for a few hours and resembles my village summer fete
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Tragic really but Tattle gold obviously it won’t be televised but some of our Fakeys might go and get some footage of him in the wild with his guitar and lyric stand ‘rocking’ the main stage at Bedlington Rock on Fakey you’re pathetic!
Ooohhh he’s got a gig in the Summer. It’s not quite Glasto but it’s a job for a few hours and resembles my village summer fete
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bleeping hell, what's the rest like if he's headlining ....have they dug up Mrs Mills and the singing postman ...Ooohhh he’s got a gig in the Summer. It’s not quite Glasto but it’s a job for a few hours and resembles my village summer fete
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It amazes me considering the amount of half truths in his insta bio, that ‘singer’ isn’t included in itBut I thought he was an ‘actor’ and ‘TV Presenter’ now
. I bet he ends up pulling out due to ‘unforeseen circumstances’ like last time. It’s pretty obvious he thinks TFM is beneath him, so I can’t see him going and ‘singing’ in a field, especially now he knows we’re all aware of it I'd set the bleep on fire, as well as the baldy slug. Can't stand him either.
fingers crossed 
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Have they heard him singOoohhh he’s got a gig in the Summer. It’s not quite Glasto but it’s a job for a few hours and resembles my village summer fete
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Bet Taylor Swift wishes she was that popular......
He’ll have backing tracks and Polly will be lying on the floor on the stage looking up at himBut I thought he was an ‘actor’ and ‘TV Presenter’ now
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