Jake Quickenden #95 A backstage smooch may be Fakey's big outing! Cue more of Flapz's lip-blushed pouting

[Shesaidwhat?]

Poured myself a large Hennessey and rolled a fat one and I'm about to document the rest of Fakey's brief Hollyoaks stint as 'Woody the builder'.

Will post them in the next thread


Interviewer - "What can we expect from Woody?"
Fakey - "He's a bit of a liability, a bit like myself really. So it's quite easy to play him...He's not the most reliable person in the world."

"He's a bit of a liability, a bit like myself really. So it's quite easy to play him...He's not the most reliable person in the world."

It really is a mystery why he was never asked back .

 

[JazzFan]

Not reliable that’s Jake

Zelda saying the other one in reference to Tim Campbell when talking about The Apprentice, I wonder why

 

[Joon]

Zelda touches her hair once more and I will bleeping scream ...

 

[JazzFan]

Zelda touches her hair once more and I will bleeping scream ...

No one has grifted her a clip I honestly don’t know how it doesn’t annoy her constantly moving it out her face, I remember when someone mentioned it to her and she blocked them

 

[ShowMeThe Money]

Zelda touches her hair once more and I will bleeping scream ...

Or looks to the side every so often. What the duck is she looking at! And I don't mean the glances down to her notes.

 

[Joon]

Or looks to the side every so often. What the duck is she looking at! And I don't mean the glances down to her notes.

Chippy Friday does me up too, but she's not having any lol ..

 

[JazzFan]

Chippy Friday does me up too, but she's not having any lol ..

I don’t know why she gets excited for the weekend not like she works everyday is the bloody weekend for her

 

[Turmeric123]

No one has grifted her a clip I honestly don’t know how it doesn’t annoy her constantly moving it out her face, I remember when someone mentioned it to her and she blocked them

I wish od saved her address when she showed it just so I could send her hair clips (and proper questions carsa )

 

[Joon]

I wish od saved her address when she showed it just so I could send her hair clips (and proper questions carsa )

You read my mind, but I was thinking more to send Matt a Valentine card to wind her up ...

 

[Turmeric123]

You read my mind, but I was thinking more to send Matt a Valentine card to wind her up ...

Oh can you imagine the rage

 

[HMC]

Where are all the people that attended their Ibiza wedding? There doesn’t seem to be anyone in their lives other than Zelda for babysitting duties and Sophs family occasionally when he’s away.
He really must be that unbearable

 

[PrincessJeanie]

Poured myself a large Hennessey and rolled a fat one and I'm about to document the rest of Fakey's brief Hollyoaks stint as 'Woody the builder'.

Will post them in the next thread


Interviewer - "What can we expect from Woody?"
Fakey - "He's a bit of a liability, a bit like myself really. So it's quite easy to play him...He's not the most reliable person in the world."

Also who goes to an award show with the proper cast when they literally appeared for about 5 mins on screen? Oh sorry I forgot this is the same person who only went to the NTAs cos he was Flappys plus 1 courtesy of fake bake

 

[Justdee]

Zelebitry masterchef,.to be or not to be

 

[DeniseRoyle]

I've died a little bit inside watching that ad. Fakeys acting skills are non-existent, like his singing voice

 

[JazzFan]

Yasss you queen

 

[fredster2018]

Where are all the people that attended their Ibiza wedding? There doesn’t seem to be anyone in their lives other than Zelda for babysitting duties and Sophs family occasionally when he’s away.
He really must be that unbearable

It was quite telling when Flaps went to see her family at Christmas, he went to see Chris Hughes, he never goes with her to see them, there is never ever reference to them and he would makes sure we knew about it if he was with them. Fakey never ever sees his brother who is alive and goes on more about the one who is dead, he is a bleeping strange one!

 

[Justdee]

I hate iconic wouldnt touch it with a barge pole I hate the way all the instahuns try to flog it the do a grwm and show the makeup they really use.
But watching ss flog it today and I might be wrong but isn't this a brand flapz hasn't got her mits on.?

 

[Turmeric123]

I hate iconic wouldnt touch it with a barge pole I hate the way all the instahuns try to flog it the do a grwm and show the makeup they really use.
But watching ss flog it today and I might be wrong but isn't this a brand flapz hasn't got her mits on.?

Iconic is like Hello Fresh - every hun under the sun has it- apart from Flaps of course
Wait and see her show us how wrong we are in a few weeks

 

[JazzFan]

I hate iconic wouldnt touch it with a barge pole I hate the way all the instahuns try to flog it the do a grwm and show the makeup they really use.
But watching ss flog it today and I might be wrong but isn't this a brand flapz hasn't got her mits on.?

She doesn’t, to my knowledge. She tagged them the other day for having the best fake tan so she’s angling for it

 

[PrincessJeanie]

I hate iconic wouldnt touch it with a barge pole I hate the way all the instahuns try to flog it the do a grwm and show the makeup they really use.
But watching ss flog it today and I might be wrong but isn't this a brand flapz hasn't got her mits on.?

Not yet but remember she suddenly said about a week ago how she was using iconic fake tan now and someone commented on here that all the other instacunts flog it and she was obviously after getting an ad as well.
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She doesn’t, to my knowledge. She tagged them the other day for having the best fake tan so she’s angling for it
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She doesn’t, to my knowledge. She tagged them the other day for having the best fake tan so she’s angling for it

Great minds