Jake Quickenden #95 A backstage smooch may be Fakey's big outing! Cue more of Flapz's lip-blushed pouting

[Philimena cunk]

Have they heard him sing

Obviously not. He'll duck it off for a free holiday like he did last year.
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He’ll have backing tracks and Polly will be lying on the floor on the stage looking up at him

Nah, her, Zelda flaps and Maris will be back up dancers...

 

[Jane_Mcdonald]

It amazes me considering the amount of half truths in his insta bio, that ‘singer’ isn’t included in it . I bet he ends up pulling out due to ‘unforeseen circumstances’ like last time. It’s pretty obvious he thinks TFM is beneath him, so I can’t see him going and ‘singing’ in a field, especially now he knows we’re all aware of it

Singing in a field

 

[PrincessJeanie]

Obviously not. He'll duck it off for a free holiday like he did last year.
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Nah, her, Zelda flaps and Maris will be back up dancers...

I’ve just imagined that in my head

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

You know you've finally reached the end of the road when you feel the need to do an aff link for:

TRAVEL PILLOWS

 

[PrincessJeanie]

Now we know why CH visited him the other week. It was for this cringeworthy bleeping ad and the ‘Gucci’ backpack makes its usual appearance

 

[Robin71]

That reel with Chris isn’t that the sort of thing he should film with dopey? Come on you two out you step from that closet

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

Now we know why CH visited him the other week. It was for this cringeworthy bleeping ad and the ‘Gucci’ backpack makes its usual appearance

What a couple of bleeping queers.

 

[TheCat'sMother]

We just have to hope it's hot in the kitchen and the syrup starts sliding about

Oh God! Wouldn't that be hilarious?

 

[bluecups]

I honestly watched that ad like this....



I swear down I had my fingers over my face like when you watch a horror film.

That acting makes his role in Hollyoaks as 'Woody' look worthy of an Oscar.

This is so bleeping bad. So bad.
And so gay.

 

[PrincessJeanie]

I wondered why his ad was only on Tiktok (yes I’ve reported him for sharing it on insta and not marking it as an ad ) so went online and put his name in a social media calculator to find out his potential earnings. On insta for a grid post he can earn up to £5,000 whereas on Tiktok, it’s about £600, so I think I’ve found my answer

 

[brat13]

Now we know why CH visited him the other week. It was for this cringeworthy bleeping ad and the ‘Gucci’ backpack makes its usual appearance

31 and 35 years old and doing this. Wow.

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

I honestly watched that ad like this....



I swear down I had my fingers over my face like when you watch a horror film.

That acting makes his role in Hollyoaks as 'Woody' look worthy of an Oscar.

This is so bleeping bad. So bad.
And so gay.

I swear to God, my best mate Dazzling Darren is as queer as they come and his husband is more camper than a row of tents but this bleeping ad makes them look STRAIGHT!

Fakey's as straight as a roundabout. It's not even funny anymore. If Squidward is still ignoring this then she really is a thick bleep. You cannot change him love. He doesn't want your fanny!

 

[brat13]

Loves hanging around in a corridor doesn’t he?

 

[bluecups]

For anyone who never saw Fakey's 'acting' in Hollyoaks, here's the link to his grand debut episode.

He was only in it for a few episodes and was dire in every one.

These are the timestamps where he appears -

5:52
9:32
16:22

 

[DeniseRoyle]

He looks more lovingly at CH than his own wife
I've seen another z lister Charlotte Crosby apparently signed up for "celeb" masterchef

 

[Jane_Mcdonald]

That reel with Chris isn’t that the sort of thing he should film with dopey? Come on you two out you step from that closet

I was just thinking the same @Robin71
Gay as fuuuuuuck

 

[PrincessJeanie]

He looks more lovingly at CH than his own wife
I've seen another z lister Charlotte Crosby apparently signed up for "celeb" masterchef

So far H from Steps, Edith Bowman, Snoochie Shy, Charlotte Crosby, Viscount Emma, Danielle Harold, Christine McGuinness and Fakey rumoured to be appearing. Crop of the reality world then

 

[Jessica_Rabbit]

Bingo for @PrincessJeanie she called an incoming cringe ad and duck me that was more than cringe 🫣 I understand Fakey is desperate and will do anything but I thought CH had a few actual good jobs commenting on golf ?? Why does he do this cringey tit with Fakey?? I dont mind CH in general but I cannot stand him when he’s with Fakey! That ad needs going in the wiki under GAY/Cringe Antics 🫣 (BTW I read wiki 8 it’s brilliant fair play to you Queen Crazy @CrazyBaldhead not letting him away with anything ) If he ever needs an alibi he can use his Tattle Wiki Fakey to Flaps ‘if you don’t believe me check my Tattle Wiki

 

[Jane_Mcdonald]

I honestly watched that ad like this....



I swear down I had my fingers over my face like when you watch a horror film.

That acting makes his role in Hollyoaks as 'Woody' look worthy of an Oscar.

This is so bleeping bad. So bad.
And so gay.

I know how can he call himself an actor ffs

 

[PrincessJeanie]

For anyone who never saw Fakey's 'acting' in Hollyoaks, here's the link to his grand debut episode.

He was only in it for a few episodes and was dire in every one.

These are the timestamps where he appears -

5:52
9:32
16:22

I’d forgotten just how bad he was . Maybe instead of grabbing every 2 min TV appearance he could, he should have spent his time and enrolled in acting classes instead. Good luck to him getting that main actor role in a Netflix Series that he’s manifesting