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Jake Quickenden #95 A backstage smooch may be Fakey's big outing! Cue more of Flapz's lip-blushed pouting
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Bet he lurks round public toilets too ....
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You spelt crap wrong.So far H from Steps, Edith Bowman, Snoochie Shy, Charlotte Crosby, Viscount Emma, Danielle Harold, Christine McGuinness and Fakey rumoured to be appearing. Crop of the reality world then
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Gayboi makes rylan look like Clint Eastwood..I swear to God, my best mate Dazzling Darren is as queer as they come and his husband is more camper than a row of tents but this bleeping ad makes them look STRAIGHT!
Fakey's as straight as a roundabout. It's not even funny anymore. If Squidward is still ignoring this then she really is a thick bleep. You cannot change him love. He doesn't want your fanny!
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That perfume ad with CH is giving the exact same energy as when Curtis and AJ Pritchard were in Hollyoaks.
"How's Trish?"
"How's Trish?"
He'd never be in a Netflix drama, he wouldn't be able to go 30 seconds without eye bleeping the camera, or looking directly into it.
The crew would end up killing him...
The crew would end up killing him...
Loves hanging out of arseholes!
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Well done my lovely Blue. I will roll a spliff in your honour for watching and time-stamping such utter CANCEROUS tit.
Straight in the Wiki this goes. bleeping actor? He couldn't act bleeping straight. WTF is Flapz doing at this point? It's bleeping embarrassing!
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Thank you dear CrazyLoves hanging out of arseholes!
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Well done my lovely Blue. I will roll a spliff in your honour for watching and time-stamping such utter CANCEROUS tit.
Straight in the Wiki this goes. bleeping actor? He couldn't act bleeping straight. WTF is Flapz doing at this point? It's bleeping embarrassing!
I'll go through the other episodes he's in later and do the time stamps on them so you can add them to the Wiki.
Gonna need a massive spliff to get through that lot
I love my days off! My son just directed me to this absolute belter. I'll make a new thread in a mo!
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Here's a new book for you to read Squidward. I hope they do this in 'Audiobooks'. You bleeping need it.
YOU bleeping BEARD.
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Here's a new book for you to read Squidward. I hope they do this in 'Audiobooks'. You bleeping need it.
YOU bleeping BEARD.
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WHAT THE duck IS THIS WOODEN AS duck attempt at advertising ? Jesus.Now we know why CH visited him the other week. It was for this cringeworthy bleeping ad
Now, I know the bleep can’t act - we have seen him attempt it, but this ? It’s not even bad good, it’s just bad, awkward, painful & you wouldn’t know what they were advertising.
It’s like 10 years old playing with dad’s video camera around the house in the 80s …. Seriously, WHAT THE duck ?
Hey PANTO BOY
Do you think casting directors are watching for stories
they ain’t. Do you think you will book a gig by promoting your 45 second VT in a hallway ? You won’t.
Do you think you “fans” will tune in to watch you presenting a competition and increase the figures, thus giving you a sense of delusion, that you are the reason for the viewing figures ?
Hope everyone is good today
JQ #96 Is Masterchef calling? That's both galling and appalling.
Up the bum that pair, so obvious 
...He's not home is he? He's not even home!!
I watched and expected it to be an ad for either a dating website or sex toysWHAT THE duck IS THIS WOODEN AS duck attempt at advertising ? Jesus.
Now, I know the bleep can’t act - we have seen him attempt it, but this ? It’s not even bad good, it’s just bad, awkward, painful & you wouldn’t know what they were advertising.
It’s like 10 years old playing with dad’s video camera around the house in the 80s …. Seriously, WHAT THE duck ?
Hey PANTO BOY
Do you think casting directors are watching for stories
Do you think you will book a gig by promoting your 45 second VT in a hallway ? You won’t.
Do you think you “fans” will tune in to watch you presenting a competition and increase the figures, thus giving you a sense of delusion, that you are the reason for the viewing figures ?
Hope everyone is good today
most huns have deals with Love HoneyHe is soo stunted in life - I would love to know who thought that video was a good idea & who devised the set up & kind of script for it.I watched and expected it to be an ad for either a dating website or sex toys
cock.
That reel oh I’m crimson for the pair of them. They could have held a gun to my head and threatened to kidnap my entire family and I’d of still said no to that. Flappy must weep herself to sleep she missed out on Eyal for the closeted cockroach.
oh I’m crimson for the pair of them. They could have held a gun to my head and threatened to kidnap my entire family and I’d of still said no to that. Flappy must weep herself to sleep she missed out on Eyal for the closeted cockroach.
Fakey has commented on their cringeworthy reel on Chris’s account 
but surprisingly his best mate hasn’t returned the favour on his Fakey has got 2 comments and 219 likes after 24 hours and we thought his insta engagement was bad
but surprisingly his best mate hasn’t returned the favour on his Fakey has got 2 comments and 219 likes after 24 hours and we thought his insta engagement was bad Attachments
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Chris will only return the favour if he is paid by management. He can’t stand that bellend despite the cringey video.Fakey has commented on their cringeworthy reel on Chris’s account
Poured myself a large Hennessey and rolled a fat one and I'm about to document the rest of Fakey's brief Hollyoaks stint as 'Woody the builder'.
Will post them in the next thread
Interviewer - "What can we expect from Woody?"
Fakey - "He's a bit of a liability, a bit like myself really. So it's quite easy to play him...He's not the most reliable person in the world."
Will post them in the next thread
Interviewer - "What can we expect from Woody?"
Fakey - "He's a bit of a liability, a bit like myself really. So it's quite easy to play him...He's not the most reliable person in the world."
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