Jake Quickenden #95 A backstage smooch may be Fakey's big outing! Cue more of Flapz's lip-blushed pouting

[Jane_Mcdonald]

Who even wears fake tan in January ffs what's the point, everything about her is fake fake fake. Braimstorming, what a thick bleep she is. Instead of eating a protein bar full of sugar eat a proper meal, might put some weight on then. The amount of weight she's lost since being with Fakey is shocking, as is the change in her face

 

[PrincessJeanie]

WTF is BRAIMSTORMING you utter cretin?

Another one for the ASA. The carbs in this bar, or any so-called 'protein' bar, are shocking. I wouldn't touch any of this crap with a bargepole.

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I don't know what fake tan she has got on but her hand is the colour of a cheesy wotsit.

I’ve reported

 

[Jane_Mcdonald]

More Fakey in the wild

Supreme CBD which he does adverts for naughty naughty

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

Utterly hilarious. Hi Squidward!



So obvious you wrote this yourself. You have very limited vocabulary haven't you - thought you were BRAIMSTORMING?

'Lovely' - 2
'Glowing' - 4
'Gorgeous' - 3
'Beautiful' - 2
'Pretty' - 1

2 x messages with XXX
2 x messages with
4 x messages mentioning 'hair'

Get a job ffs. You have far too much time on your hands.

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More Fakey in the wild

Supreme CBD which he does adverts for naughty naughty

All these CBD products are a con. I can make better products myself ffs.

Those pictures are giving me serious predator vibes. He's very much like Gary Glitter but with a syrup and beard dye (and married to a beard).

 

[Turtledove58]

duck me! If she wants to impress people, she may just may need to sort out her O level English! Dumb twit

 

[Jessica_Rabbit]

If he gets MasterChef, he'll get on like a house on fire with that little bald shelled turtle. He's fond of getting his top off() and banging on about his kid .
John Torode will just duck him off....

Gregg Wallace?? lol he’s getting ripped a new one with his ‘Saturday Schedule’ on the sidebar today reading the comments and you would think the article was about Fakeys tragic self centered life!

 

[Redtea2]

It made me laugh yesterday when she posted about green flags in a person when she married the biggest RED FLAG going!!!!

I really think she is special needs.

She is ridiculous she think because it says protein that it’s good for you she ain’t a clue
real protein is in natural foods not stuff like grenade bars and all the rest they try sell you

silly cow . I only know this because I have to eat a 80g preteen diet as I had a gastric bypass and they tell you all these protein bars porridge’s and all that are absolutely full of sugar and fat and if you look it’s right some shakes have like 30g sugar in

 

[IamMyaJ]

This is what I got from Sainsbury’s. There you go fakey ya skint twit seeing as you’re on master chef get cooking for ya beard perhaps for once think about someone else you self indulged prick

 

[Redtea2]

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This is what I got from Sainsbury’s. There you go fakey ya skint twit seeing as you’re on master chef get cooking for ya beard perhaps for once think about someone else you self indulged prick

That’s a good deal that enjoy your night

 

[JazzFan]

That's hilarious. I mentioned the state of her hair this morning and that she's receding and there's hair comments too.
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For our benefit!

I knew when I read those comments about her hair it was aimed at us

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

She is ridiculous she think because it says protein that it’s good for you she ain’t a clue
real protein is in natural foods not stuff like grenade bars and all the rest they try sell you

silly cow . I only know this because I have to eat a 80g preteen diet as I had a gastric bypass and they tell you all these protein bars porridge’s and all that are absolutely full of sugar and fat and if you look it’s right some shakes have like 30g sugar in

Exactly. I'm low-carb keto and wouldn't touch this shite.

 

[JazzFan]

Is brainstorming code for sending grifting emails and copying other aka better influencers? Asking for a friend

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

Is brainstorming code for sending grifting emails and copying other aka better influencers? Asking for a friend

No Jazz, it's BRAIMSTORMING!!

 

[JazzFan]

No Jazz, it's BRAIMSTORMING!!

Omg did she not spell it correctly?

 

[Joon]

Backward cunts....can't spell that kid has no chance with those genes....

 

[mollyann]

Hi everyone been missing in action as started a new job working 12 hour night shifts and feeling deranged to say the least See flaps still boring us to death and as I thought masterchef winner in the making Is dropping hints like when I saw with his stupid look I cooked a lovely steakHe is awfully quiet you think they have fallen out again?

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

Omg did she not spell it correctly?

No!!!!! Her 'A-Level English' was working overtime again!
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Hi everyone been missing in action as started a new job working 12 hour night shifts and feeling deranged to say the least See flaps still boring us to death and as I thought masterchef winner in the making Is dropping hints like when I saw with his stupid look I cooked a lovely steakHe is awfully quiet you think they have fallen out again?

I reckon he's staying in Saaarfend. There's some brilliant gay bars for you there RatBoy. My mates will be keeping an eye out tonight and Friday as they usually go down there!

 

[Joon]

Zelda going on about her HANDS, she reads here too.

 

[Justdee]

Sorry guys just braimstorming... do you think zeldas mouth feels lopsided? You know when she talks dies she get more of a draft on one side

Also to flaps greasy isn't the the same as glowing and if you paid for that lip colour thing I would be asking for my money back oif I was you love but if its as suspected and grifted there's a reason it was free... it didn't work

And either fakeys up to something or his just trying to fed the theory his to busy because his on mc
Either way his a arse!
She's a arse
It's a family of arses !

 

[OnlyJustSaying]

Bloody hell Matt is a year older than my husband! I can't believe that!

Poor man has wasted his best years with that ugly vile haggard dragon! All for what? I feel bad for him. He’s out working his bollocks off everyday just so she can stay home doing duck all! She can’t even be bothered to cook for him.