Jake Quickenden #91 Presenter, singer, artist, minger!

[Philimena cunk]

Hello fakeys, I'm back!!!!

Many, many many thanks for all your kind words and messages. My boys op went well, now been transferred onto the cardiac ward after 48 hrs in ICU .
Mr Cunk has now taken over, as hopefully my boy will be discharged Wednesday. Cunk junior said many thanks, as I showed him the thread, and he said" that gang you hang out with online are really nice!)..
Back to the thread. Nice to see Colchester's answer to Burton and Taylor are still the biggest pair of grifting boring cunts on social media....
And beakys epic breakdown over Sam Thompson's imminent further success nearly made me piss myself laughing on the way home on the train.
I've had more fun than these two cunts staying in a Travelodge for 4 days ....
As you were, goyyys.....
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I'm picturing Fakey watching Sam on This Morning, sprawled drunk on his filthy blue sofa surrounded by empty wine bottles shouting "IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME!!!!!"

Without a doubt.....

 

[Philimena cunk]

Very happy to say my boy came home last night with Mr Cunk, via MacDonalds for a big Mac.


And do you know what, fakey. Mr Cunk is my lads step dad. Of 27 years. He's raised him as his own. He's the one who took him and his mates to rugby practice. To hospital appointments. To Hull University. To bring him back the day before the first lockdown. To collect him from London.
Will you be doing that with Freddie??? And my boy doesn't have to tell him, "whos the boss", you cunt .
The one thing about that trip is not one of them will be enjoying it.

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

Spud looks like Gemma colins

I can't unsee this now. Gemma Collins with a splash of Ivy Tilsley!!

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

Thread Suggestion: JQ #92

The 80's toreador with a swinging coke jaw! So stuck in the closet, he can't find the door!

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

Wanker with an anchor!

 

[Cleopops]

Guyyyyys winning the next thread title is a lovely surprise to come home to after work! Think I'll put on my extra shorts trousers, tank top and clodhoppers and go and paint a dog to celebrate.

 

[auntclara]

Newbie here…

Fakey reminds me of a male version of Charlotte Dawson.

No fucks given about his kids, lies about boozing , talks stupid, shitloads of face work, turkey teeth, full of shit in general & pulling out the deceased relative for likes & engagement.

Despicable pair!

 

[mollyann]

I honestly am embarrassed for this stupid fucking fool.Going to have to read on her for the rest of the week.He makes my skin crawl

 

[cazellie]

This is exactly why nobody hangs round with him. He only enjoys himself when he’s insulting/taking the piss out of other people. I’m just disappointed Chris didn’t go back about what he was wearing. Probably knows Fakey can’t take the ‘banter’ and it’s bad enough having to socialise with somebody who tries being like a teenager, let alone one who would then strop like one if you dared take the piss out of him
Only just over 3,000 likes on his reel should be telling him something and as for her last reel no wonder she’s doing a giveaway today. Not even 100 likes - that’s beyond embarrassing

I’ve known somebody for years (at this stage I can’t call them a friend) and, over time, they have got worse with their behaviour. Met up as a group last week and I made up my mind I won’t go out like that again. It’s not anything in particular but it’s little, tiny comments/looks about appearances, what I choose to eat/drink or what I say. I was most upset when I knew they sniggered when I chatted. Nope I’m not paranoid and yes I do take it personally even if this person doesn’t realise what they are doing (which is what somebody else suggested afterwards). Through choice I don’t go out that much so when I do I want to have a good time without feeling as though they’re taking the piss. So to see Jake go on the way he does and makes it very obvious, I’m surprised he hasn’t been given a smack.

 

[bluecups]

Two more for my bingo card! I'm counting that bolero jacket as "neon clothing" and I'm classing the christmas dinner as "job with Chris Hughes". Had two large brandies so I'm making my own rules up

 

[Turmeric123]

The rings, the anchor necklace, earring, matador outfit, shiny shoes, exaggerated facial expressions, - he has won the most icks ever for one person competition

 

[Barbie2020]

I think it’s finally hit him how irrelevant he is. That’s why he’s feeling so low. I think Polly might manage to get him on tv to talk about DOI one last time but then I think his “TV career” is officially dead. I can’t believe he’s kept ITV competition presenter on his bio cos he’s only done it twice I think Sam is gonna start getting the competitions now, but good ones like Kate where he goes to nice places

It honestly couldn’t have happened to a more deserving dickhead, I feel like we’ve been waiting a long time for this

I don’t like flaps at all but I think the end of the marriage is very near, and those kids won’t have to put up with prick for much longer. I just hope she steps up and becomes a better mum to both. I’m not sticking up for her at all but I do think she had been controlled by a nasty bully.

 

[Intothedark]

I get such bad vibes from him. There’s a lot of ego there and I bet he’s vile to live with when things aren’t going his way. I also suspect he’s gay. He needs to accept at this point he’s never going to have a career in TV. Flapz should go back to beauty as they’d at least have some cash.

 

[Philimena cunk]

Oy fakey...

 

[Turtledove58]

Fuck me! He look a right twat! A 35 year old man that does GRWM needs certifying!

 

[Katewinsletsknee]

Afternoon All,

Well, PANTO BOY has stacked on the beef hasn’t he … right little CHUNK.

And can I add he’s got no exercise addiction, he was addicted to the attention it got him (which wasn’t that much). This idiot would LIE about anything (like the ghost in his NEW BUILD) to get some minutes …

CUNT.

 

[JazzFan]

Zelda wondering why people stress over Christmas???? We can’t all live off door matts wage and sit about chatting shit all day into a phone, some of us stress because we work a damn lot

 

[IamMyaJ]

Insta is clearing bots peeps I repeat INSTA IS CLEARING BOTS

 

[Jessica_Rabbit]

The views.

why does he always give himself a nose job when promoting his shite? He obviously hates it! He even got Oktagon to take the massive hook off his massive beak when promoting himself for that farce of a” Fight” ! God he’s so ugly and his side profile is even worse Why didn’t he get a nose job after pocketing the money from the fixed fight??(I noticed that James Webb also took his cut and ran he hasn’t been around Fakey since 🫣) oh yes he owed all that out with all the loans he had gotten! Desperate skint hooknosed cock

 

[Philimena cunk]

He's utterly embarrassing himself. WTF!

Didn't Flapz go?

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Would you wanna be seen out with that embarrassing cunt??
Bet Chris' s arse dropped when he clanked in dressed like Tommy the Toreador, teeth chattering like a set of castenets...