Jake Quickenden #81 Fakey is a donkey that nobody admired, permanently injured and always oh so tired

[Joon]

Nice to know they can take Maris out anywhere ... no table manners at all handling the rice without a fork or spoon absolutely discusting for a child that age,they have got no time for him, should of instilled manners in him long ago...he eats like a pig......
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Do you really think Jake will win?

I have watched Paul in training and to be fair he isn't too bad, I think personally he will give him a good fight, he too has been training for a year and has got a fantastic team around him.. We only see what prick is doing but Paul is behind the scenes...

 

[Redtea2]

Do you really think Jake will win?

I do because lots professional boxers are saying he will because Paul is old and not in shape they are saying it’s not a fair fight because Paul is older and he has no time to train he’s got a tour for the next three years he’s doing shows everyday travel between venues . Jakes training daily and has always gone the gym .

Paul’s doing it for charity so he isn’t arsed that Jake will win
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Nice to know they can take Maris out anywhere ... no table manners at all handling the rice without a fork or spoon absolutely discusting for a child that age,they have got no time for him, should of instilled manners in him long ago...he eats like a pig......
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I have watched Paul in training and to be fair he isn't too bad, I think personally he will give him a good fight, he too has been training for a year and has got a fantastic team around him.. We only see what prick is doing but Paul is behind the scenes...

According to the mma lads he hasn’t been training a lot because of his work commitments xx

 

[Cady1954]

I do because lots professional boxers are saying he will because Paul is old and not in shape they are saying it’s not a fair fight because Paul is older and he has no time to train he’s got a tour for the next three years he’s doing shows everyday travel between venues . Jakes training daily and has always gone the gym .

Paul’s doing it for charity so he isn’t arsed that Jake will win
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According to the mma lads he hasn’t been training a lot because of his work commitments xx

Mmm when you explain it like that it looks like he will win. Suppose its like when he boxed with Flabby Marcel and won.

 

[Redtea2]

Mmm when you explain it like that it looks like he will win. Suppose its like when he boxed with Flabby Marcel and won.

Yes even then marcel didn’t care but Jake went over the top about winning . Still I do hope Paul takes his head off

 

[stargirl23]

I think it’s unfair to say Paul will lose as he’s older. He may be older but fakey is haggard and hardly a professional. From what I’ve seen of Paul’s training he looks just as good as fakey to me. Half the time all you see is fakey rolling Around on the floor on top of men, that’s hardly going to get him a win

 

[Philimena cunk]

I think it’s unfair to say Paul will lose as he’s older. He may be older but fakey is haggard and hardly a professional. From what I’ve seen of Paul’s training he looks just as good as fakey to me. Half the time all you see is fakey rolling Around on the floor on top of men, that’s hardly going to get him a win

Rolling around on top of men is the only way Jakey gets a hard on....

 

[Jane_Mcdonald]

Omfg you guys today pages to catch up, love it been out all day, sounds like Sunday Brunch was a right bleeping car crash honestly did we expect any less not from this prick no. Having a go at the host and just being his usual hole self those trousers are awful he was wearing scrawny veiny, old bastard he is

Been pissing myself at this thread today, Fakey and Flappy, the gift that keeps on giving, they just never stop. And sorry Flaps but the cat looked well fucked off at being away from home who takes a cat away, they ain't a dog ffs has she had more lip work, they look even worse than usual, old bleeping sausage lips.

Another begged break away for them, what a pair of scrubbers they are

 

[Justdee]

Paul may be older, and more time challenged, but I bet his not shoveling snow or roids,
Fakes been over doing it in the gym,the haggard look gives it away so is actually healthier?
Some.one.close.to me has a drink problem,the more they protest they've cut down the harder you have to look for the bottle,
I was watching earlier then had film round.so I put my phone.down and spen some lovely time with them,
To me that is making the most of every day.

No idea who this bloke in this shot is but he has valid points
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Omfg you guys today pages to catch up, love it been out all day, sounds like Sunday Brunch was a right bleeping car crash honestly did we expect any less not from this prick no. Having a go at the host and just being his usual hole self those trousers are awful he was wearing scrawny veiny, old bastard he is

Been pissing myself at this thread today, Fakey and Flappy, the gift that keeps on giving, they just never stop. And sorry Flaps but the cat looked well fucked off at being away from home who takes a cat away, they ain't a dog ffs has she had more lip work, they look even worse than usual, old bleeping sausage lips.

Another begged break away for them, what a pair of scrubbers they are

If it was a 5 hour drive she got back,picked spud up and pressure washed and tided up after her self quick,

 

[Nannywanny59]

So that’s what he’s was doing with Davina a while back then. Two attention seeking loud mouths together. Bet while he was with her he was begging her to try and get him on the TV version of Masked Singer Back to sharing any 5 min TV appearance he gets on his stories. Funny how he gets these little snippets for Lorraine but never gets invited by the show to any award ceremonies. Wonder why

That new program looks a right load of shite-sum mum meeting sumone elses dad… nah not that desperate! Bet the ‘tool’ will love it,

 

[trine]

Jesus her slabs are like extra arms #clownfeet

 

[Luvabitagoss]

Isn't it rude to point

 

[Frosty knickers]

I do because lots professional boxers are saying he will because Paul is old and not in shape they are saying it’s not a fair fight because Paul is older and he has no time to train he’s got a tour for the next three years he’s doing shows everyday travel between venues . Jakes training daily and has always gone the gym .

Paul’s doing it for charity so he isn’t arsed that Jake will win
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According to the mma lads he hasn’t been training a lot because of his work commitments xx

If he win this will be his new career path I can see it a mile off

 

[gagzi]

He’s a bleeping embarrassment. Clearly read the one about not donating his money but not argued back on that one.

Are they in disguise!

 

[bargainhunt99]

OMG, my first ever thread title.
Thanks @Heneghs for the nomination, thanks @plattyjoobs for the new thread - and last but not least, thanks Val Doonican for your song!

Well done Chas.

 

[Turtledove58]

Anxious? If I was his neighbour, I’d bleeping deck him at 4.43am! Selfish twit! Happy presenting with the queen Davina

 

[PrincessJeanie]

The tour has not even started yet and he’s already pulling out the anxiety card So anxious that he’s telling a bunch of strangers from his ‘ice’ bath before 5am

 

[JazzFan]

The tour has not even started yet and he’s already pulling out the anxiety card So anxious that he’s telling a bunch of strangers from his ‘ice’ bath before 5am

If only he had some brilliant for sleep and anxiety cbd gummies

So happy he won’t have his warm water bath for “content” when he is away

 

[Turtledove58]

Baboon arse lips! On one of the hottest nights, she’s wearing a nun’s habit, sliders and a ghastly bag! She’s as bad as her chiffon blouse husband

 

[Barbie2020]

Didn’t he say his gummies help him so much with anxiety and sleep? Lol.

 

[plattyjoobs]

Didn’t he say his gummies help him so much with anxiety and sleep? Lol.

Strange how they’ve stopped helping now he’s not being paid