Well I think it’s safe to say after todays performance. Tomorrow’s pre recorded 5 minute fill in on Lorraine will more than likely be his last tv appearance.
Jake Quickenden #81 Fakey is a donkey that nobody admired, permanently injured and always oh so tired
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Scraps again …. That’s all he gets scraps he wouldn’t have got much for that at all that’s why he’s doing it because nobody else would . Kate lawler is getting serious work with ITV . He gets scraps
Your avatarThe putting the phone in the grass so he can run on by..what an absolute grade A idiot!
Your avatar....it looks like someone over inflated Alan partridges lips ...The putting the phone in the grass so he can run on by
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Hopefully. It was a right bleeping car crash. The producers of the full monty must be horrified.
ne year later still with his digs at her
Looking at him and Davina stood together, it’s astounding that Davina is 20 years older than him and 25 years older than Flappy 
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Remember when he recorded whatever two-bit appearance he has with Davina. He made it sound like he was going to be co-hosting something really big with her. Saddo.
He is a car crash. He should be very grateful indeed (as he pretends to be) for TFM. He really should.
He is a car crash. He should be very grateful indeed (as he pretends to be) for TFM. He really should.
ITV win give him one job and he put ITV comp presenter in his bio
safe to say they fucked him off after that
That’s the first picture I’ve seen of him where he actually looks tall. I always doubted he was over 6 foot cos to me he didn’t look it. Obviously can’t afford to get proper fitting trousers in the lengthHis bin bag trousers to shortOnce again getting Leo all excited before bed what tit parents they both are.View attachment 2439690
At least he's got his top onLooking at him and Davina stood together, it’s astounding that Davina is 20 years older than him and 25 years older than Flappy
His whole Instagram bio is a bleeping joke. Apart from most of it is overly exaggerated, he put the word ‘ambassador’ after grief instead of the word ‘thief’ITV win give him one job and he put ITV comp presenter in his bio
safe to say they fucked him off after that
Mid life crisis outfitHis bin bag trousers to short
waiting For him to come out gay surely it’s soon
Where on earth did he get the plastic trousers!?
bleeping fat fish lips! In the top corner left, are they Fakeys gummie bears those facial expressions though
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Far too much time on his hands to be positioning his phone in the bushes and running past it. What a freak lol.
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His bin bag trousers to short
Bin bag trousers...I'm done in with this 
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So everything she said she took all those supplements and vitamins for a while back, she’s now using rhea superfoods for instead. Obviously the vitamin company didn’t want to use her anymore 
How lucky is she though that she tries all these new products and they all seem to work for her 
well barring the skincare ones. Everyone can see they blatantly don’t work
How lucky is she though that she tries all these new products and they all seem to work for her well barring the skincare ones. Everyone can see they blatantly don’t work- Status