Jake Quickenden #81 Fakey is a donkey that nobody admired, permanently injured and always oh so tired

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The grief thief brought up his dad passing and Davina ignored him. It’s not about you bellend! Only him would take off his clothes and jump in the pool when it isn’t appropriate. You are there to discuss the new ITV dating show!
 
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Only he would mention his dead dad and take his clothes off when talking about a dating show 🤣 tragic
 
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Paul has said from the start he was donating his fight purse to charity. Then a couple of months ago Fakey said the same but said he was donating it to men’s mental health charities. I remember saying at the time that I thought Sarcoma would be pissed off the fact he’s their ‘celeb’ ambassador but he wasn’t donating it to them. I’m not sure if the fight purse is one payment and then they’re getting a separate wage for training and filming for the show but there is no way Fakey will be donating. If he does it will be the minimum he can get away with without any questions being asked.
 
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Is burning over 1800 calories by that time in the morning really something to brag about? Nice to see he’s fucked off to the gym again rather than spend anytime with Leo, who by the end of this week he’ll be missing so much he’ll be using him for content 🤦🏻‍♀️ Didn’t he also say he got no sleep? I think what he’s posted says different. Surprised he’s not yet shared about his 2 min appearance on Lorraine again 😂
And the resting heart rate of 38. Yeah okay mate! I'm sure he inputs this tit himself.😆
 
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Remind me Dopey, which is your favourite and brilliant skincare🤭oh and mind the gap….. good avatars😂
I can't believe the state of her skin in that story and that's with a filter 😳. It looks horrendous! Now I've had bad skin myself in the past but jeez Flappy, the skin products are doing duck all for your pot holed face. I think the moons surface has less craters than that! 😬
 
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He isn’t right in the head
This is why he is never taken seriously 😒
Nobody wants him or his body on TV
Every single time he strips off it’s weird
Imagine Freddie at school bet he gets bullied his stepdad flashing every chance he gets

So glad people are realising what jakes all about he’s insane . Did he film this weeks ago ?? The stripping off
 
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Just video dumping some from yesterday. Had a lovely day out yesterday in Brighton.

She obviously didn't get a good seeing too did she after her outburst about the bloody cat and as for him, what was that video in the grass ffs? As for including his brother's video compilation in his 'End of Week Video Dump', I have no words.

I'm glad he's getting all this negative feedback and I hope he reads every single comment. He's a bleeping prick.

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I know it’s only morning TV and it’s only for 5 mins or less at a time but I don’t understand how he still keeps getting these gigs, even if they are very few and far between. He always does or says something to draw attention to himself even though the segment is never about him personally and it’s so unprofessional, so why does he keep getting used? All I can think of is anyone else who was asked was busy and that he’s the cheapest to book 🤷🏻‍♀️ Wonder how long before he’ll be on LW talking about the FM and if he’ll take spud with him again 🙄
 
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I know it’s only morning TV and it’s only for 5 mins or less at a time but I don’t understand how he still keeps getting these gigs, even if they are very few and far between. He always does or says something to draw attention to himself even though the segment is never about him personally and it’s so unprofessional, so why does he keep getting used? All I can think of is anyone else who was asked was busy and that he’s the cheapest to book 🤷🏻‍♀️ Wonder how long before he’ll be on LW talking about the FM and if he’ll take spud with him again 🙄
Well who else would want to drive all that
way to interview Davina for five minutes ??
He gets the scraps nobody wants Jake will take any last minute slots if it means getting his face on TV

Really he ain’t had many at all in nine months he’s had about four maybe five appearances and all have been last minute and two minute slots . Sunday brunch was for full Monty . Polly knows itv bosses but she only manages to get him stuff nobody wants . 😂
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Loose women have stopped having him and this morning absolutely won’t entertain him
 
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Promoting a health supplement when she looks this bad. She looks ill. As for her skin, none of that treatment worked whatsoever. Whatever that bloke did to her nose it seems to be spreading more across her face. Too much ❄❄ I reckon. She has more pot holes on her face than a road in London. Imagine only being 30yrs old and looking this haggered.




 
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Promoting a health supplement when she looks this bad. She looks ill. As for her skin, none of that treatment worked whatsoever. Whatever that bloke did to her nose it seems to be spreading more across her face. Too much ❄❄ I reckon. She has more pot holes on her face than a road in London. Imagine only being 30yrs old and looking this haggered.

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‘More potholes on her face than a road in London’ has killed me this morning ⚰⚰⚰😂😂😂
 
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Christ almighty, what a state. Especially talking with her mouth full. She's starting to sound like her closet boy husband "Do something out of your comfort zone today". duck off Krueger.
An 80% sale on her Bambi & Bear crap. That's obviously gone down like a lead balloon. Now she's growing her hair out. "Rapunzel effect"...?

You want to trim that kid's hair ffs. He looks like a woman.


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Well who else would want to drive all that
way to interview Davina for five minutes ??
He gets the scraps nobody wants Jake will take any last minute slots if it means getting his face on TV

Really he ain’t had many at all in nine months he’s had about four maybe five appearances and all have been last minute and two minute slots . Sunday brunch was for full Monty . Polly knows itv bosses but she only manages to get him stuff nobody wants . 😂
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Loose women have stopped having him and this morning absolutely won’t entertain him
One thing we all know for certain is he is never the 1st choice!
 
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And the anxiety card being pulled again. Bore off you hole. 😴😴


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I know it’s only morning TV and it’s only for 5 mins or less at a time but I don’t understand how he still keeps getting these gigs, even if they are very few and far between. He always does or says something to draw attention to himself even though the segment is never about him personally and it’s so unprofessional, so why does he keep getting used? All I can think of is anyone else who was asked was busy and that he’s the cheapest to book 🤷🏻‍♀️ Wonder how long before he’ll be on LW talking about the FM and if he’ll take spud with him again 🙄
You hit the nail on the head. He's very cheap. He's ALWAYS AVAILABLE, he's got no shame about anything.
Anyone with an idea about what career they want in that industry wouldn't touch the tit he does with a disinfected stick.
He's just an attention bleep, anything to get his 🗿🗿🗿on the telly.
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Christ almighty, what a state. Especially talking with her mouth full. She's starting to sound like her closet boy husband "Do something out of your comfort zone today". duck off Krueger.
An 80% sale on her Bambi & Bear crap. That's obviously gone down like a lead balloon. Now she's growing her hair out. "Rapunzel effect"...?

You want to trim that kid's hair ffs. He looks like a woman.

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If you dumped that tumor of a husband and lived a normal life you'd find about 90% of your problems would clear up overnight...
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And the anxiety card being pulled again. Bore off you hole. 😴😴

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Regular work causes him anxiety. Poncing around on telly gives him a semi.... discuss.
 
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